Naospital si sir
Oct 19th, 2007 by admin
Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko!
(Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)
Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL
Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!
Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?
Amo: (wipes blood from nose) Huh? Ano yun?
Inday:
Your illness is a complex metabolic derangement is characterized by a grossly abnormal usage of fuel. the level of insulin is inappropriately low while that of glucagon is too high relative to the needs of the body. As in starvation, glucose utilization in your illness is poor, but glucose is actually present in excessive amounts. Sir, its starvation amidst plenty.
Therefore, sir, there is an inhibition in the pathways of both glycolysis and glycogenesis. The liver attempts to generate glucose from 2 equivalents of PYRUVATE, which is catalyzed by pyruvate carboxylase, and uses up 2ATPs and converts it to ADP. The product OXALOACETATE is converted to PHOSPHOENOL PYRUVATE, in a GTP mediated reaction between the substrate and the enzyme PEP Carboxylase. PEP is then converted to 3-PHOSPHOGLYCERATE, 1,3 BIPHOSPHOGLYCERATE, FRUCTOSE 1,6-BIPHOSPHATE, FRUCTOSE-6-PHOSPHATE, each in succession though the enzyme phosphoglycerate kinase, then spontaneous oxidation by NADH, then enzyme Fructose 1,6-biphosphatase, respectively. The precursor to Glucose is now produced. The product GLUCOSE 6-PHOSPHATE underwent a dephosphorylation reaction by the enzyme Glucose 6-phosphatase to produce GLUCOSE, otherwise known as your Blood Sugar.
Sir, that explains the heightened level of glucose in your bloodstream. This pathway further increases that glucose level in a well-fed state.
Amo: (ear bleeds and faints, and rushed to Inday’s homecourt, UST Hospital, after First Aid, Insulin, and Shock Management by Inday)
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October 19th, 2007 at 2:51 am
wow, your delivery of medical jargon precedes that of Dr. Gregory House’s “differential diagnosis, people!”
October 21st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Undergoed? May kapintasan rin pala si Inday.
October 21st, 2007 at 1:37 pm
woo. a real boo-boo there. ahaha.
October 21st, 2007 at 3:29 pm
ahaha… more!!!
im loving inday now!!!
err..
i mean yung mga kasosyalan nya…
ahaha
c=
October 28th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
undergoed?
November 5th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Inday are you related to Dr. House? Kasi pareho kayong kung magdescribe ng condition ng patient tuwing nagdidiagnose ng sakit ng patient?
November 5th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
undergoed???
November 21st, 2007 at 4:12 pm
@mimay: nasa article dun sa isang news sa internet na mahilig daw manuod ng House, MD si inday kaya ganun nlang xa kung mag explain. hihihihi
November 24th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Wow! Inday I am apalled with you. Are you still human? I can’t believe it. You are so good and it is so conspicuous.
December 16th, 2007 at 1:14 am
di ko na tinapos ang explanation ni Inday, grabe na kasing dugo sa ilong ko. parang waterfalls na umaagos sa cave
nice one Inday ^_^
December 21st, 2007 at 1:21 am
inday para kang biology book ko,hahaha!i hate that freakin book but i luv you inday
December 21st, 2007 at 9:24 am
ABA TEKA INDAY!!! Nagkamali ka ng grammar ah di ba dapat ang past participle ng undergo is undergone
December 26th, 2007 at 11:18 am
considering her intelligence, it was obviously a typo…
February 1st, 2008 at 4:34 pm
grabe ka din inday..sana diniagnose mo na lang ang amo mo ng..
Knowledge deficit related to limitation of information resources secondary to perceived brain aplasia or agenesis..
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