Advice on Real Estate purchasing
Nov 21st, 2007 by Inday
Nagpaplanong magtatag ng bagong business ang amo ni Inday…
Realty Agent: Sir, ito na po yung 200sq.m na warehouse na ibebenta ko sa inyo at a reasonable price… 11.2 M lang po sir..
Amo: Hmm, it seems like a good deal… Wait lang ha, tanong ko lang sa maid namin. (naks nirerespeto na ng amo ni Inday ang kanyang pag ka SME) What can you say Ms. Binayubay?
Inday: Enough with the senseless blabbering you unscrupulous scoundrel. I have findings that you have not provided us with a 200 sq.m warehouse, rather a smaller one, at only 184 sq.m. I have surveyed by pacing the lot and the use of this total station and that prism erected by my Rodman over there. (turo kay dodong na nakatayo sa kabilang kanto)
Napatunganga na lang ang amo pati ang agent.
Inday: Moreover, the truss patterns are pretty conspicuous. As the principles and theories of steel design states, the most stable and suitable shape for a truss is a triangle, yet i have seen this topsy-turvy pattern of squares littered in-between these trusses. I even witnessed several cantilever type booms, whilst their support is satisfactory, we should also consider that the surfaces they rely on for counteracting moment, since they should be rigid enough to produce a counteracting moment and force to satisfy all of the equilibrium equations. From what I see, the walls they are attached to are crumbling, I even doubt if they are spliced properly in the concrete. In addition to this, you have not used an anti-rust agent, or even an activated carbon wash to prevent and remove rust from most of your structure’s vertical support members.
Tuluyang nang dumugo ang ilong ng realty agent. Pero di pa tapos si Inday…
Inday: Also, as the building code suggests in the article on sloping ground, it is required that only a 10% slope or less be used for the flooring level, but to my knowledge, this is not a 10% slope, rather a 20% slope, that may bring about accidents to workers that will be coming and working in this area. To top it all off, the steel has sheered through, have you not calculated the wind load upon the roof aside from the dead and live loads that grace the area? as you can see…
Inilabas na ni Inday ang kanyang Macbook.
Inday: In this Program called STAAD, we can see how your structure will react to certain events. We can see here that even just a mild 30kph wind with the area load of 1KiloNewton may knock down this warehouse.
But wait, theres more…
Inday: In addition, the 11.2 M price range is outrageous. As I have heard from the municipal engineer of this area, the lot this structure is sitting on cost just about 15,000 pesos per sq.m only, bringing in a property tag of 2,760,000 pesos. Moreover, I believe that the construction of this structure would not sum up to the remaining 8,440,000 pesos, rather just up to my estimate of 2 M. With the realty tax of 50% for industrial-oriented lots, we reach a net price of 7,140,000 pesos.
Inday: Now, as you can see, other than that, the appraisal of the engineers aside from me that I consulted only bring the value a little higher than this on-site appraisal that I just did. Now isn’t it unfair to ask 11.2 M from us when at most, you’ll most probably fetch around 8 million at most for this dingy property. Your scam is ridiculous, tormenting weasel. Be gone, or I will have to charge you with lawsuit of estafa, malpractice, and numerous offenses against the building code of the Philippines as provisioned by the P.D. 220 and enacted by R.A. 6541 under the title “The National Building Code of the Philippines”….
Biglang nawala ang Realty Agent
Amo: Whoa… *laglag panga*
Inday: And from here, I rest my case…
(Ibang klase talaga si Inday, pwede rin sigurong maging all-in-one adviser ni PGMA)
Popularity: 13% [?]
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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November 21st, 2007 at 10:24 am
wheeEWWW!!! iba ka talaga inday. Tanong ko lang, saan ka nakakuha ng Civil Engineering course? Hindi naman kasi nakalagay sa biodata mo.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:22 pm
halimaw ka talaga inday, kaya nagreact sayo si Jose Rizal kasi tinalo moh ang level niya, hindi kailangan ng pen or sword para bumaha ng dugo, all we need is you inday, ito ang makabagong rebolusyon!
November 21st, 2007 at 12:23 pm
halimaw ka talaga inday, kaya nagreact sayo si Jose Rizal kasi tinalo moh ang level niya, hindi kailangan ng pen or sword para bumaha ng dugo, all we need is you inday, ito ang makabagong rebolusyon! mabuhay ka !
November 21st, 2007 at 12:31 pm
omg!
inday, what are u uttering ?!>..
i couldn’t fathom any thing out of those structures…..
gosh!
*nosebleed!
*internal hemorrhage
****……
*leukemia…(check spelling?!..)
November 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Promise… nagNosebleed talaga ako!
November 21st, 2007 at 3:11 pm
aok.. RA 6541 pala…
November 21st, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Love talaga kita Inday… Even I had an Epistaxis!!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:00 pm
w0w.. inday.. t0d0 nah itech… ;p
ahahaha!
November 21st, 2007 at 6:47 pm
nosebleed!! grabe siya na diod!
November 21st, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Whoever you are,
You may never perceive how you made most of our days at work by your highfalutin and sometimes unfathomable words…congratulations to your immense progress…keep it up! =)
with a bleeding nose and blurry eyes (from laughing) over the atrocities and exuberance of your life,
sleepyhead
November 21st, 2007 at 6:50 pm
OMG! You’re a one in a million! Ang sakit mo sa ulo… Grabe!
November 21st, 2007 at 7:45 pm
damn her!!!!!!!
i’m starting to be like her!!!!!
i wish my neurons were as rich as her!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 8:08 pm
waaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just keep up the good work!!!!!!
spread humor throughout the whole world!!!!
may you be enlighted by god above!!!!!
lol
November 21st, 2007 at 8:13 pm
wow what a brain i hope u can read our pharmacology books and discuss further with u!(wink) ur a super gurl!
November 21st, 2007 at 8:34 pm
oh my god. (nosebleed)
November 21st, 2007 at 8:35 pm
tnx for making me happy…..
November 21st, 2007 at 8:43 pm
phlebitis!..
November 21st, 2007 at 9:03 pm
ah. truss, load, shear.. uhmm.. i remember my engineering subjects.. wheewwww
November 21st, 2007 at 9:44 pm
@franz.. apir… civil engg ka din noh?
November 21st, 2007 at 10:00 pm
wow! civil engr din pala si inday…
November 21st, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Mayaman si inday ah… 400k ang Pro edition ng STAAD.. XD
November 21st, 2007 at 10:45 pm
live load at dead load… winner! naalala ko tuloy yung Architectural Science ko… ehehe.
winner talaga si Inday!… sa kanya na lang ako magpapaconsult ng structural aspect ng designs ko… ahahahahaha! ;p
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 am
Isang konklusyon lang ang maratngan ko sa mga ginagawa ni Inday… Meron syang kapangyarihan!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:14 am
INDAY IS THE BEST!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:20 am
(…crawling on the floor…gasping for breath…trying to reach the computer…blood everywhere…from my nose…uh! aaargh!…with great effort…typing…)
AMEN!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:23 am
hindi sya mayaman bumili lang yan sa recto ng staad pro,
80 pesos / cd lang un,, 2 or 3 cd ata un… hehehehe
grabe,,,, engineer ba xa?
parang graduate ng civ. eng ah
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:30 am
hehehe,, saludo ako sa kanya ah,,,
it appears na ndi lang xa double degree,,,,
siguro,, triple or lampas pa na degree meron sya,,,
akalain mong may alam sa
surveying…
malamang pati strength of materials meron din syang alam..
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:04 am
nosebleed ako don ah
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 am
ONe of a kiNd..!! ehehe..
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am
hahaha…inday!…grabeh!!…isa ka talagang halimaw!>..waaah!…add me sa friendster day,…SEB tau…hehehe
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:48 am
wow…inday!!!
your so “talino” ha!!!
i ask lng wer nag graduate???
i recomend u 2 ol my friends…
make sure lng u use olay…ha!!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:52 am
maka hilak!>…uyab na ta dai!
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:18 am
waaaaaaaaaa! i bow u inday! ehehehe! :p
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 am
Taba ng utak mo inday!!!!!!!! bigyan mo nmn ako kahit Konti lang, kulang kasi ko sa utak eh..
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 am
I’m starting to think that you (Inday) are the daughter of Batman (if that is possible.^__^)
I don’t think I will be surprise if you’re multilingual, maybe not just multilingual, maybe “all-lingual”.^__^
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Kewl!
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Ang lupet mo inday! kumuha ka din ba ng LAW?
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:48 pm
*takes in hemostat and squeezes his shirt full of nosebleed-blood* FECK! di ko kaya to. haha
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:41 pm
god i only read the italicized words.. :))
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
what the!! waaaaahhhhhh!! nosebleed
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:33 pm
inday naman… bat ka pa nag katulong kung you can be anything na successful…
napakatalino mo naman kasi!
sarap mo batukan para naman mahulog lahat ng katalinuhan mo sa ulo….
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Mabuhay ka inday, mabuhay kaming mga fans no, haha..
Galing mo tlaga Inday… mahal na mahal na kita.
Ibang lebel talaga…. panalo. ^________^
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:12 am
pwede bang anakan kita inday para naman merong matalino sa magiging angkan ko?
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:22 am
the fangs of this adamant moron is unbelievable!
stupid!
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 am
wow… galing mo talaga inday! kakaiba ka
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:35 pm
aus…magaling kp sa prof ko promise!!!
pa tutor!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 5:38 pm
paturo nga magstaad..
natutulog kc ako nung tinuro yun e..
idol na kita inday!!!
kunin q number mo!!!
ang lupet mo!!!
pagnamatay ka idonate mo saken ung utak mo.pwede??!
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Way to go Inday!Are you sure that RA 6541 is THE NATIONAL BUILDING CODE OF THE PHILIPPINES?ndi ba PD 1096?don’t confuse architects in the real world….and there is no PD220…it is BP 220…more power..have more research!
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
walangya ka inday!! =))=)) !!! sagot ka sa lahat ng problema!!! ikaw ang sasalba sa pilipinas mula sa kahirapan!?! tumakbo ka na next presidential election:)) o__O
November 25th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
20 SQUARE METERS FOR A WAREHOUSE??? That’s just a toilet for crying out loud!
My house rests on a 300 square meter lot and it is just fit for a family of four. Even the smallest of condo units cannot stand at just 20 SQUARE METERS??? More so an 18.4 SQUARE METER LOT.
Go check brochures or those fliers that real estate agents shove at you when you pass by them in malls.
Warehouses have at least a 700 SQUARE METER area and the P15,000 per square meter price is marketable for places like Pasig so I should say that’s normal. If in a vicinity like West Ave, Q.C., you can avail of lots at P18,000 per sq.m. and that’s for a bargain already. A lot alone can cost you ten million pesos or more if you’re investing big time.
Please check your figures.
Thank you Inday.