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2010

Sa isang mall sa Makati…

TV Patrol Reporter: Sa nalalapit na election, maraming pangalan ang naglalabasan bilang standard bearer ng iba’t ibang partido. Nandyan si Mar Roxas, Manny Villar, Ping Lacson, at Loren Legarda. Minabuti ng inyong lingcod na magikot-ikot at magtanong sa taong-bayan kung sino ba and karapat-dapat na maging susunod na pangulo ng Pilipinas?

Dadaan ang mga amo ni Inday. Di kalayuan papalapit si Junior at si Inday na nakaunipormeng pangkatulong.

TV Patrol Reporter: Sir, Mam. Pwede po ba naming kayong mainterview?

Mga Amo ni Inday: Please spare us. Yung katulong na lang naming ang interbyuhin mo. Hindi ka mapapahiya dyan.

Titingnan ng mabilis mulo ulo hanggang paa si Inday na tila nagaalangan pero nasabi sa sarili ‘ Sige na nga!.’

TV Patrol Reporter: Miss, pwede ka ba naming mainterview?

Inday: Sure, why not!

TV Patrol Reporter:  Aba, Inglesera ang loka! Miss, heto ang tanong ko. Sa iyong opinion, sino ang karapat-dapat na maging presidente ng Pilipinas sa 2010, si Mar Roxas, Loren Legarda, Manny Villar o Ping Lacson?

Inday: I think it is too early to tell who will be the next leader of this corrupt-ridden nation. The names you just mentioned sound exciting but for now, I couldn’t tell you yet who deserves my vote. BUT …I do have parameters in choosing my next president which I would like to share to everyone watching your news show.

Inday: I believe that the next leader of our country must possess the following characteristics: he/she must have the leadership qualities and popularity of President Ramon Magsaysay, he/she must have the intelligence of President Ferdinand Marcos, he/she must have the charisma of President Corazon Aquino, he/she must have the diligence of President Fidel Ramos and President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, and the most important characteristic the next president must posses is he/she must have the integrity and patriotism of Jose Rizal and Jovito Salonga.

Napatingin si reporter sa mga amo ni Inday

Mga Amo ni Inday: O, ano? Nawindang ka no?

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50 Responses to “2010”

  1. 1
    Namangha Says:

    waw.

  2. 2
    cutekid Says:

    maganda ang sinabi ni inday. sana nga merong tayong ganung lider na mahalal…

  3. 3
    weng Says:

    tolerant na ang mga amo ni inday. extra si junior.. hehe

  4. 4
    chis mosa Says:

    oo nga…tama si inday. inday kaw na lang ang tumakbo! maaasahan mo ang aming boto!

  5. 5
    Kevin Ray N. Chua Says:

    Please check out http://marroxas2010.blogspot.com

  6. 6
    zherwin Says:

    buti di nag-walk out ang reporter!

    at maganda ang tinumbok ng mga sinabi ni inday, pero yun nga lang, kung susumahin ang mga binitawan nyang mga salita, none of the above ang sagot nya sa mga nabanggit na pangalan.

  7. 7
    Vins Says:

    Vote Inday for President!!!

  8. 8
    miami Says:

    sna c inday nlang nagreport.

  9. 9
    miami Says:

    wla rin nmang silbi ung reporter

  10. 10
    jayson bourne the beggar Says:

    Porbida ba Inday! Kakagaling ko lang sa panglilimos…..nawala ang pagod ko sa iyo! hehehehehe

  11. 11
    Jay Says:

    Kwela, tama ang dialogue ni Inday… Mga ganyang katangian ang kailangan natin mamuno sa atin…

    Panalo talaga si Inday…. Idol!!!!

  12. 12
    George Bush Says:

    Ms. Binayubay,

    I like your being scrupulous in choosing your very own leader. But it what bothers me the most is why you have to espouse an incompetent and moronic masters when you can work as one of my cabinet members. For sure you’d be a possible heir president not only on a pesky third world country but the most powerful country in the world.

    Come take my offer, join me.

  13. 13
    Metal Munky Says:

    INDAY FOR PRESIDENT NA LANG!!

  14. 14
    j Says:

    yah!
    INDAY for President…

    the best ka talaga inday!…

  15. 15
    ESSA Says:

    wow, astig…. i like here, talaga

  16. 16
    jdzownes Says:

    wow..data sa txt lng si inday ngaun may blog na..kakaiba talaga tong si indaya..
    cguro dating callcenter agent tong si inday..
    ano sa tingin nyo?hehehehe

  17. 17
    dhien Says:

    inday.. thank god u exist everytime i visit your blog it takes my stress away. you really make me laugh. keep doing what you doing. i hope to meet you soon haha =) takecare

  18. 18
    basurera Says:

    weeeeeeeee! idol inday! mas mabuti png ikaw na ang tumakbo! wehehhee! :D

  19. 19
    grammarian Says:

    funny you didn’t mention ERAP Estrada…
    lol

  20. 20
    JohnBailor Says:

    Wow… Inday… Best ever!

    I’m an avid fan of yours. I really like your being optimistic.

    Your humor really makes sense. I put your site to me link… I hope you could find time to view my blog…

    I will really appreciate if you leave a comment on my blog… (Just hope hindi ako okrayin… hehehe) :-p

  21. 21
    BobOngPinoy Says:

    bangis mo

  22. 22
    spammer Says:

    BORING!!!!

  23. 23
    taz Says:

    wakokoko!
    dpat mey inday fansclub!

  24. 24
    Ambo Says:

    Oo nga ano? magandang idea yun. Dapat me pansklab na si inday! sali ako jan! hehe

  25. 25
    one of the audience Says:

    medyo off yung sentence construction ni inday this time. over-used yung “he/she must have” na phrase. pwedeng i-omit

  26. 26
    peewee Says:

    oh, i’ve read those “leader characteristics” in cecile van straten’s comment page.

    http://chuvaness.livejournal.com/316290.html

    look for badingdong’s comment.

    so, it’s either inday is also badingdong the commenter or someone famous said that and everyone’s trying to copy the dialogue.

  27. 27
    tsina Says:

    waw. this is so nice. add kita sa links ko. :)

  28. 28
    Kevin Ray Says:

    MAR ROXAS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2010!

    Please check out http://marroxas2010.blogspot.com

    Sign the online petition at http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/marroxas2010

  29. 29
    Blog of the Month Says:

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    You Can Vote Everyday.Goodluck!May the best BLOG wins! http://julia-aquino.blogspot.com

  30. 30
    steffi Says:

    Amen, Inday. =)

  31. 31
    hazlenut Says:

    that was clever of u inday! =)

  32. 32
    洛克人X Says:

    @George Bush: Please, don’t insult Inday. You know she will never work for species like you.

    and reaction to what Kevin Ray posted……. diba illegal yan ginagawa mo? ano ulit term yun…. electioneering?

  33. 33
    nathaly Says:

    ikaw na lng kaya ang tumakbo inday! hehehe! =D

  34. 34
    Tiffany Says:

    I was also going to comment on the George Bush and Kevin Ray thing. Oh well. What 洛克人X said.

  35. 35
    witch_cheri Says:

    wow!..
    nice dialogue dude!

  36. 36
    johnny Says:

    Hi. Nice report!

  37. 37
    Maria. Says:

    shame on that reporter. it’s not nice to judge people by the way they look or their clothing. good thing inday knows how to carry herself. that reporter must’ve been really dumbfounded. :p
    hehe :D

  38. 38
    eihcter Says:

    what an empowerment to those who were regarded as the low profile people..keep it up inday!

  39. 39
    luvlygaljen Says:

    whoa!!…
    very well said…
    I guess you can be a paradigm of a modern Filipina….
    ahahaha… :D

  40. 40
    nyl Says:

    vOte indAy 4 prEsident in 2010.. hehehe

  41. 41
    xahman Says:

    inday for 2010 election would be great!!!
    don’t worry inday…i’ll offer my vote for you if you wish to run…
    inday could be the one that were lookin’ for…
    it would be great if her charms and intellegence would reign in pinas…she could be the Youth’s role model…
    long live Inday!!! and more power!

  42. 42
    Ryan Says:

    ahahaha tama ba un eh mukang pinagkakatuwaan nyo na si inday ^_^

  43. 43
    mich. Says:

    damnit! nawindang ako. ahahaha.. ganda ng banat ng amo ah. love it. :)

  44. 44
    julz Says:

    wooaahhhh!!! magcall center agent ka nlng inday!!! hehehe!!!

  45. 45
    boks Says:

    gling mo inday… tama ka ganun nga dpat talaga characteristics ng susunod na presidente ng pilipinas…

  46. 46
    artonie.. Says:

    inday tama na….

    ayoko na…

    ubos nah tissue ko..

    ahehehe..!

    go inday…

    im always here to help u…

    b d way,

    im indoy…

    ur bestfriend since elementary…

    do u still remember me?

    well, if not, i would be okay.,.!

  47. 47
    likes Says:

    Galing talaga ni Inday!!!
    Ei tanung lang po bakit naging katulong si Inday?

  48. 48
    MARIO Says:

    GALING MO PARA KALANG SI sUPER MARIO

  49. 49
    amiel Says:

    the best ka talaga inday

    tama nga amg sinabi mo kaso nga lang kailan kaya ito mangyayari?

  50. 50
    Rukia95 Says:

    wanahahaha

    sana nga mangyarii ang sinabi mo Inday!

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