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2010

Sa isang mall sa Makati…

TV Patrol Reporter: Sa nalalapit na election, maraming pangalan ang naglalabasan bilang standard bearer ng iba’t ibang partido. Nandyan si Mar Roxas, Manny Villar, Ping Lacson, at Loren Legarda. Minabuti ng inyong lingcod na magikot-ikot at magtanong sa taong-bayan kung sino ba and karapat-dapat na maging susunod na pangulo ng Pilipinas?

Dadaan ang mga amo ni Inday. Di kalayuan papalapit si Junior at si Inday na nakaunipormeng pangkatulong.

TV Patrol Reporter: Sir, Mam. Pwede po ba naming kayong mainterview?

Mga Amo ni Inday: Please spare us. Yung katulong na lang naming ang interbyuhin mo. Hindi ka mapapahiya dyan.

Titingnan ng mabilis mulo ulo hanggang paa si Inday na tila nagaalangan pero nasabi sa sarili ‘ Sige na nga!.’

TV Patrol Reporter: Miss, pwede ka ba naming mainterview?

Inday: Sure, why not!

TV Patrol Reporter:  Aba, Inglesera ang loka! Miss, heto ang tanong ko. Sa iyong opinion, sino ang karapat-dapat na maging presidente ng Pilipinas sa 2010, si Mar Roxas, Loren Legarda, Manny Villar o Ping Lacson?

Inday: I think it is too early to tell who will be the next leader of this corrupt-ridden nation. The names you just mentioned sound exciting but for now, I couldn’t tell you yet who deserves my vote. BUT …I do have parameters in choosing my next president which I would like to share to everyone watching your news show.

Inday: I believe that the next leader of our country must possess the following characteristics: he/she must have the leadership qualities and popularity of President Ramon Magsaysay, he/she must have the intelligence of President Ferdinand Marcos, he/she must have the charisma of President Corazon Aquino, he/she must have the diligence of President Fidel Ramos and President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, and the most important characteristic the next president must posses is he/she must have the integrity and patriotism of Jose Rizal and Jovito Salonga.

Napatingin si reporter sa mga amo ni Inday

Mga Amo ni Inday: O, ano? Nawindang ka no?

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45 Responses to “2010”

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  1. 45
    boks Says:

    gling mo inday… tama ka ganun nga dpat talaga characteristics ng susunod na presidente ng pilipinas…

  2. 44
    julz Says:

    wooaahhhh!!! magcall center agent ka nlng inday!!! hehehe!!!

  3. 43
    mich. Says:

    damnit! nawindang ako. ahahaha.. ganda ng banat ng amo ah. love it. :)

  4. 42
    Ryan Says:

    ahahaha tama ba un eh mukang pinagkakatuwaan nyo na si inday ^_^

  5. 41
    xahman Says:

    inday for 2010 election would be great!!!
    don’t worry inday…i’ll offer my vote for you if you wish to run…
    inday could be the one that were lookin’ for…
    it would be great if her charms and intellegence would reign in pinas…she could be the Youth’s role model…
    long live Inday!!! and more power!

  6. 40
    nyl Says:

    vOte indAy 4 prEsident in 2010.. hehehe

  7. 39
    luvlygaljen Says:

    whoa!!…
    very well said…
    I guess you can be a paradigm of a modern Filipina….
    ahahaha… :D

  8. 38
    eihcter Says:

    what an empowerment to those who were regarded as the low profile people..keep it up inday!

  9. 37
    Maria. Says:

    shame on that reporter. it’s not nice to judge people by the way they look or their clothing. good thing inday knows how to carry herself. that reporter must’ve been really dumbfounded. :p
    hehe :D

  10. 36
    johnny Says:

    Hi. Nice report!

  11. 35
    witch_cheri Says:

    wow!..
    nice dialogue dude!

  12. 34
    Tiffany Says:

    I was also going to comment on the George Bush and Kevin Ray thing. Oh well. What 洛克人X said.

  13. 33
    nathaly Says:

    ikaw na lng kaya ang tumakbo inday! hehehe! =D

  14. 32
    洛克人X Says:

    @George Bush: Please, don’t insult Inday. You know she will never work for species like you.

    and reaction to what Kevin Ray posted……. diba illegal yan ginagawa mo? ano ulit term yun…. electioneering?

  15. 31
    hazlenut Says:

    that was clever of u inday! =)

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