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Impacho

Namimilipit sa sakit ng tyan si Mr. Montemayor matapos lantakan ang Soba risotto with Fugu na ihinanda ni Inday.

Amo: Inday, timpla mo ko ng tsaa, ang sakit ng tyan ko…

Inday: Sir, with the limited knowledge that I have, my humble scientific acumen tells me that what you are currently experiencing is indigestion, a condition that is frequently caused by eating too fast and too expeditiously.

Inday: It’s probably caused by excessive acid accumulation in the stomach, over-consumption of alcohol, and over-eating. If you’re feeling pain in the upper portion of the stomach, nauseated, bloated, a rumbling in your stomach, a sense of fullness after eating or you’re burping uncontrollably, then I am led to believe that beyond reasonable doubt that it is affirmative the you are indeed having indigestion. Are my musings sound enough?

Amo: Ay lintek!

Inday: No sir, it’s dyspepsia!

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9 Responses to “Impacho”

  1. 1
    Vins Says:

    Doctora na pala si Inday?!

  2. 2
    weng Says:

    ang lufet! xD

  3. 3
    Panche Says:

    susme, INDAAAAYY! di lang nosebleed… bleeding ulcers pati!!!

  4. 4
    ankol ni inday Says:

    inday, pareho pala kami ng nararamdaman ni Mr. Montemayor..

  5. 5
    nina Says:

    So what was done to relieve indigetion/ dyspepsia? :)

  6. 6
    manager Says:

    nina, abangan na lang :)

  7. 7
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  8. 8
    fan of inday Says:

    hahahha…

    inday hindi ka lang adviser ni PGMA

    Doctora ka pa!!!

    ahahaaha

  9. 9
    KiaMei Says:

    so genius naman ni inday!

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