Kinabag si ma’am
Dec 17th, 2007 by Inday
Amo: Indaaaay! Ang sakit ng tyan ko!!! (Sabay dighay ng mistulang trumpeta)
Inday: Ewwww, madam. You’ve been feasting on Elephant soup with mirepoix all day.
Amo: Ano ba yung elepanteng pinakain mo sa kin, may sumpa ba yun?
Inday: (Eyes rolling before speaking) Madame, your hypothesis is sorely unscientific and medieval. Off the bat, my wild guess and assumption is burping, also known as belching, ructus, or eructation involves the release of gas from the digestive tract through the mouth and is caused by eating or drinking too fast, and thereby swallowing and subsequently expelling air, in which the expelled gas is a mixture of nitrogen and oxygen.
Inday: It can also be caused by imbibing carbonated drinks such as beer, soft drinks, or champagne, in which case the expelled gas is carbon dioxide from the drink itself. Kindly verify my animated imagination with more credible sources lest you end up second-guessing.
Amo: Tseeeeeeee! (Sabay nosebleed)
Popularity: 13% [?]
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
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December 17th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
nag nose bleed din ako…
December 17th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
di ko na gets.. lawls.. slow ako ngayon. bwahaha.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Kakui Inday-chan!!! You surely showed them what your made of!!! You sure know a lot of languages… Doshite… Pila ka inisturyahan imuhang masulti???
December 17th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Inday, wrong grammar ka naman dito eh. “your hypothesis” dapat, hindi “you’re hypothesis”, dahil possessive form yung ginamit.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Tama yung usage. You’re is short for You are. Go Inday!
December 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Susme, Inday!! Utang na loob, lubayan mo na yang mga amo mo…baka di na sila aabutin ng pasko niyan, eh!! bwahehehe…(ako rin , dinugo sa ‘yo!)
December 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Teka, baligtad pala, tama yung sinabi ni deuslovult.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
wrong grammar ka nga Inday. tsk tsk. edit mo na bago mapansin ni ederlyn.lols.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
sorry ako po nagkamali. medyo nakakataranta rin minsan magtranscribe ng mga sinasabi ni inday. binago ko na. thanks po sa mga nakapuna.
December 18th, 2007 at 11:31 am
pina vote ko din mga staff ko! hahaha..
December 18th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
baka pasmado daliri ni inday, mali-mali na mag-tayp. i’m sure hindi nya sinasadya ang typo nya.
inday, meron akong kebigan na patay na patay sa yo. pwde ka daw ba nyang mahalin?
December 19th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
hahahhaa.. kanosebleed tlga.. kakatuwa blog mo inday.. ang lufetttt ad ppo kita sa link ko.. merry xmas..
December 20th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
I think tama yung paggamit ni inday ng your kasi possesive form na rin ata yun. You’re is meant for you are. english teachers out there, please enlighten us.
December 21st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
inday, pirst tym ko sa blog mo! lufet.. nde lang ako na nosebleed pati mga ung mga barado kong vains sa utak nag putukan na din! keep it up! Kabayan!
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
takteng inday! pina nosebleed nanaman ang amo lols
December 26th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
go inday!!! sikat ka na….
June 29th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
lols
July 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am
aw..pangit tong post na to… pero pwede na rin ^^