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Habang hinihintay ni Inday ang kanyang kaibigan sa isang sosyal na restoran malapit sa St. Laurence Institute sa Iligan…

Waiter: (galit na galit kasi matagal nang nakaupo si Inday at wala namang inoorder) Kung pwede mubalhin na lang ka ug bangko, o kung dili, mutindog na lang kaha ka?! Wala man gud malingkuran ang uban nga mga customers.

Inday: (tinaasan ng isang kilay ang waiter) And what do you think of me? Why are you treating me with such gross insensitivity? If you think I cannot afford to pay for a cup of coffee cherries then you are indubitably wrong. Moreover, demanding a female customer to stand and to consider another tush is Philistine-ish and unethical. If the same situation happens to your wife, or your sister, how do you think she’d react?

Pinawisan bigla ang waiter…

Inday: One long espresso with frothed milk, and a largess of Ceviche please!

Waiter: (Biglang sigaw sa mga bagong datingang mga customer) Hawa gud kamo, mga pisting yawa!

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35 Responses to “Inday while waiting at a restaurant”

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  1. 35
    ♥_sEcReT_♥ Says:

    jOkE…hehehe..harhar..<3

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    ♥_sEcReT_♥ Says:

    i l♥ve ThE *pIsTiNg aTay* pArT

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    richmond Says:

    Inday taga mindanao din ako. taga iligan diay ikaw. silingan rata kay sa misamis occidental ako na province. but i thank you bcoz…

    Your jokes are fantastic! It is really true that, “laughter is the best medicine”. Everytime i feel bored from my graveyard shift job especially when I am stressed out and tired, I open your site. Then, I start reading all the jokes posted. They made me laugh and felt at ease. And everything went all right like a medicine that soothes my heart.

    God bless u.

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    kris Says:

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    henyo_putol Says:

    day..day..kaila kaayo ko atong waiter bah…hahaha naghikog na baya toh siya ay…kaluoy sab…anyways, sa akong pagkasweto sa iligan, kay iliganon man jud ko, wala may miski isa ka sosyal nga kan-anan sa iligan tawon oi…di parehas diri sa dubai bah, naay daghan…hihihihi, day proud kaayo ko nimo,ka batch bya tah, pero wala man sab ka kaila nako, sekreyt man imo identity,sekreyt sab ko…basta crush tika sauna…

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