Inday while waiting at a restaurant
Dec 18th, 2007 by Inday
Habang hinihintay ni Inday ang kanyang kaibigan sa isang sosyal na restoran malapit sa St. Laurence Institute sa Iligan…
Waiter: (galit na galit kasi matagal nang nakaupo si Inday at wala namang inoorder) Kung pwede mubalhin na lang ka ug bangko, o kung dili, mutindog na lang kaha ka?! Wala man gud malingkuran ang uban nga mga customers.
Inday: (tinaasan ng isang kilay ang waiter) And what do you think of me? Why are you treating me with such gross insensitivity? If you think I cannot afford to pay for a cup of coffee cherries then you are indubitably wrong. Moreover, demanding a female customer to stand and to consider another tush is Philistine-ish and unethical. If the same situation happens to your wife, or your sister, how do you think she’d react?
Pinawisan bigla ang waiter…
Inday: One long espresso with frothed milk, and a largess of Ceviche please!
Waiter: (Biglang sigaw sa mga bagong datingang mga customer) Hawa gud kamo, mga pisting yawa!
Popularity: 20% [?]
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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December 18th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I was just reading the previous posts and then this came up. Cool update!
I wish though that there would also be translations both in Filipino and English for the provincial languages here. Doing that would allow the joke give it’s full impact don’t you think? ^_^
December 18th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Inday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gaadto pud diay ka ug Iligan? Mingaw na bya pud ko didto, naa man gud ko ron sa Davao. Day, mag states na bya ko next year, tingali ug malabwan na nako imong inglis puhon. lab yo day! aydullll!!!!!!!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
waaaaaaaaa.. i can’t read.. huhuhu..
December 18th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
and i thought your inday’s uncle?
December 19th, 2007 at 12:48 am
error:
inday…. you’re in iligan pala? visit naman u sa house namin…. hope to see u at EL CENTRO when i go home… (hopefully) this month…..
December 19th, 2007 at 1:09 am
i think using foolish words like “mga pisting yawa!” is not good…aww ^_^.
December 19th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Sana po wag na magsalita ng ibang dialec ung iba sa comment para maintindihan namin… o kaya may translation…
suggestion lang po… salamat!
December 19th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
waaaaaaaaaaaaa….
hindi ako kay inday nag-nosebleed, sa kausap niya!
hahahaha…sana may translation…
December 19th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
May nakatikim na naman ng hagupit ni Inday!
December 19th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
go inday!!!
mag-isip muna bago mag-order
December 19th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
i admire you most, not only on the talent you have, but also for using it as a joke, it gives an inspiration to every one who always feel that their days are mourn, we know that life is a constant change but don’t you think you’ve changed abruptly?
You’re an intelligent one, i was really hoping that you are not only reading books to improvised the knowledge you have, bible - avoid using bad words, i know that you have lots of words in your vocabulary, what if GOD deletes it all? I’m very sorry ate inday, i am not deserving to give a simple advise, since i am also a sinner…… Hope u understand…
December 19th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
hindi tunog inday. parang may mali.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
yung waiter kaya yung nagmura di si inday
December 20th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
@harmsome
I have a reputation for veracity that’s why i told everyone i can’t read specially if I don’t have my glasses on. And please don’t stand the pace of our intellectual level because inday has more academical recognitions than i am. By the way, i’m just a pedicab chauffeur.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
@junanaks: paki mo, yung waiter naman ang nagsabi nun! hindi si inday. takte
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
bakit andaming nag aaway na d2 sa comment area.. si Inday at ung waiter nag aaway…
anyway, agree ako na, sana may translation ung nag sasariling dial;ect para maintidihan ng lahat… swerte ko marunong ako mag ILOKANO, BISAYA< at ILLONGO. hehehe
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:30 pm
well i think inday is much more like sen.miriam santiago
December 24th, 2007 at 4:36 am
Buli!
December 25th, 2007 at 9:15 am
hahaha.. ‘pisting yawa’
wah nah ka agwanta ang waiter lol
December 26th, 2007 at 6:11 am
hahhaaha… sus ginoo inday… kaau jud gitikon sa waiter oi..
pataka lang ay… hahaha
December 26th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
LOL…aliw..hindi lng pala matalino sa english si inday…linguist pa! sa susunod french naman ha?
December 27th, 2007 at 10:31 am
buanga sa waiter ui.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
lol
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 am
WOW .. nasali ung HoMETOWN ko sa blog nni inday.. its a privelege!! THANKS manager!! HAPPY NeW YEAR!
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@Inday, You should read Lemuel Advice. S/He is right.
Refrain using Foul Language. 
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December 19th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
i admire you most, not only on the talent you have, but also for using it as a joke, it gives an inspiration to every one who always feel that their days are mourn, we know that life is a constant change but don’t you think you’ve changed abruptly?
You’re an intelligent one, i was really hoping that you are not only reading books to improvised the knowledge you have, bible - avoid using bad words, i know that you have lots of words in your vocabulary, what if GOD deletes it all? I’m very sorry ate inday, i am not deserving to give a simple advise, since i am also a sinner…… Hope u understand…
January 10th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
cOOOOOOLL…pero day,wla mn sosyal na restaurant dapit sa st. laurence…hahah!dont tell me its ***-***?!hahahh…gaexist pa na?day nmn!pls choose nmn SOSYAL jd na restaurant..puslan mn mag english kag wla sa earth,kna pod mkasabot nmo ang tawo ha?nag diaphoresis na hinuon c waiter..tsk tsk..poor waiter..hope greplyan nya c inday ng arabic o japanese ba kha..pra mag epistaxis c inday!!hahah!
January 27th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
pagka bebe, pasikat sa skul ui
January 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
>>> lol!!! grabe c inday… pati bah waiter!!!hekhekjhek!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
ahihihihihihihi…..kulit kaau c inday ui pati waiter pinatulan…..
oi day may tag gilumos na lng na nimo sa Ma.Cristina Falls oi..
waheheeheheheh…..
March 28th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
indaaayy!. u da best.
hahaha… grabe. this won’t be funny as it is when translated. Ang kulit pakinggan yung mura ng waiter.
April 27th, 2008 at 4:24 am
day..day..kaila kaayo ko atong waiter bah…hahaha naghikog na baya toh siya ay…kaluoy sab…anyways, sa akong pagkasweto sa iligan, kay iliganon man jud ko, wala may miski isa ka sosyal nga kan-anan sa iligan tawon oi…di parehas diri sa dubai bah, naay daghan…hihihihi, day proud kaayo ko nimo,ka batch bya tah, pero wala man sab ka kaila nako, sekreyt man imo identity,sekreyt sab ko…basta crush tika sauna…
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Nice nice!!!! kahit may foul words it’s okay, this is fiction guys, FICTION. check this out (medyo korni pa kasi nagsisimula pero it will get there: http://www.kuwentobato.blogspot.com)
July 31st, 2008 at 6:10 am
Inday taga mindanao din ako. taga iligan diay ikaw. silingan rata kay sa misamis occidental ako na province. but i thank you bcoz…
Your jokes are fantastic! It is really true that, “laughter is the best medicine”. Everytime i feel bored from my graveyard shift job especially when I am stressed out and tired, I open your site. Then, I start reading all the jokes posted. They made me laugh and felt at ease. And everything went all right like a medicine that soothes my heart.
God bless u.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
i l♥ve ThE *pIsTiNg aTay* pArT
August 29th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
jOkE…hehehe..harhar..<3
December 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
inday bisaya din ako pero i’d like to let you know na daghan kaayo wrong ang bisaya sa waiter.sorry pero i think you’re a poser.wala koy bilib sa imo day.thanks.
February 16th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
hahaha! ang galing mu inday! sana sa bahay ka na lang namin tumira! pwede ba yun?hahaah! nose bleeed ako ha!
March 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
haha..inday luv u so much..taga iligan pud q..wer man ang sosyal n resto dapit sa st .laurnce?hehehe..miz njud au naq ang iligan…huhu…gus2 njud q uli dra…hahay….idol jud au tka inday…
March 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 am
ambot aha sashiro ky wa jud koy nakit-an didto..hehe..
taga-iligan pd ko.. hehe
go iliganons! inday rocks!
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
lage jud..pro murag kana cguro lai lai ya pasabot kay mura mao rman arang arang dd2 alng nmn kimbrly’s..hekhek
March 24th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
murag mao jud na..hehe..i miss iligan na..
go inday!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Sa tanang mga Iliganon, gibombahan ganinang kaadlawon ang tulay sa Maria Cristina, Agus River. Di na ta makatabok paingon sa Timoga Swimming Pools kun magdala mo’g sakyanan.
ILIGAN CITY (April 20, 2009) — Two bombs ripped off the Maria Cristina Steel Bridge at Agus River, in Barangay Maria Cristina, Iligan City, at around 1:15 a.m. today, making travel from Iligan City towards the municipalities of Lanao del Norte, and Ozamiz City or Pagadian City impossible.
Only ten persons are allowed to cross the bridge on each side. In the meantime, the old auxiliary bridge is being reconstructed to be used by the vehicles.
Motorists, however, may take a rough road detour by way of the National Power Corporation in Brgy. Ditucalan and going out towards the national highway in the municipality of Linamon, Lanao del Norte.
Mayor Lawrence Ll. Cruz of Iligan City estimates the repairs of the bombed bridge will take two months to finish.
February 19th, 2010 at 10:57 am
taga-iligan man si inday.. hahahaha.. epistaxis kaayo..
May 16th, 2010 at 5:54 am
wahhhh,this is so funny..studied in iligan for 4 years..and i fiest stumbled here last friday at tlgang bumalik ako for more laugh..grabe ang mga banat ni inday.nakakaloka.heheh.