Susugod sa handaan ang Montemayor household
Dec 23rd, 2007 by Inday
MISIS: Inday!
Inday with a monotonous voice.
INDAY: You hollered?
MISIS: Isulat mo ‘tong mga sasabihin ko at marami-rami tayong kainan na pupuntahan.
INDAY: So what else is new?
MISIS: ‘Yung salu-salo ni Junior, ang toka natin spaghetti. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ng asawa ko, kelangan maghanda ng puto bumbong, bibingka’t castañas. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ko naman, pandesal at tsokolate ang request ng mga Amerikano kong boss. Sa Noche Buena natin, syempre hamon, lechon, at arroz caldo. Kinabukasan, kare kare tapos i-paksiw natin ung lechong tira sa Noche Buena. Kailangan na rin ilabas dito ang matatamis kaya maghanda na tayo ng mga sampung llanera ng leche flan at magbake tayo ng limang dosenang brownies at cookies. Kuha mo?
INDAY: Yes ma’am.
INDAY: It seems to me that we will feast like there is no tomorrow so I want to spare you from the embarrassment of impatso. I suggest that we bring with us a healthy supply of relief in form of this over the counter remedy called motilium with us such that we do not get indigestion, excessive burping, heaviness in the stomach, or stomach pains, collectively known as dyspepsia. You wouldn’t want to get embarrassed again like what happened to you last time would you?
MISIS: Oo nga! Sige kahit buong drugstore pa dalhin mo.
INDAY: And if I may, don’t you think what we’re preparing is a bit lavish for a family of three and a lowly maid?
MISIS: Oo nga ano. Sige dalawahin na natin yung lechon.
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December 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
mabuhay ka mrs. montemayor….cge…inisin mo si inday hahahahahaha….
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Don’t forget the medicines!!!!!
Merry Xmas to the Montemayor Household and specially to you Inday!!!!!!!!!
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
sosyal naman talaga…mukhang sponsor nyo ang motillium ah…meri krismas na rin sa buong sambayanan
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Nawala ako dun ah. Haha.
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:34 pm
wow! grabeh ini amo nila inday! dato! maayong pasko aidul!!!
ug Caraga mag-malaumon ug mag-mauswagon ka!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
gaga!!!
anong klaseng kainan yan!!!
baka kulang ang bibilhin ni inday na “motillum” ha???
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
heller…di naman siguro makakayang magpa-sweldo nila mrs.montemayor sa tulad kung di nila kayang magkaroon n ganyan na handaan diba?…
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
hehe! i think mrs montemayor didnt get what inday said
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
grabe, lagi ko hinihintay tong updates mo..wahahahahah
December 24th, 2007 at 4:41 am
Inday,
Why don’t you create your own profile at Sosyalan.com
December 24th, 2007 at 6:10 am
Mukhang malakas ata kumain si Inday, aba’t isa pa daw lechon. hahahaha….Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat.
December 24th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Magkamaganak siguro si Inday at si Ambrosia.
December 24th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Wow, Inday! Hanggang new year na ba ang handa ninyo? … Merry Christmas & an X-citing New Year po sa inyong lahat!
December 24th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
sinu c ambrosia?
December 24th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Inday, you made my day!!!
December 24th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
felix dies Nativitatis everyone. Long live blogniinday!
December 29th, 2007 at 1:43 am
suggestion ko sa yo Mrs. Montemayor..handa ka lang ng camomile tea or black tea or how about a green mate tea!…he he he he…grabeh to talaga!
January 1st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
asenso na si inday!! nag-iindors na ng motilium!!! whahahaha!!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
di nagets ni amo yung lavish.. hahha
August 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
si ambrosia, maid sa pugad baboy