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MISIS: Inday!

Inday with a monotonous voice.

INDAY: You hollered?

MISIS: Isulat mo ‘tong mga sasabihin ko at marami-rami tayong kainan na pupuntahan.

INDAY: So what else is new?

MISIS: ‘Yung salu-salo ni Junior, ang toka natin spaghetti. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ng asawa ko, kelangan maghanda ng puto bumbong, bibingka’t castañas. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ko naman, pandesal at tsokolate ang request ng mga Amerikano kong boss. Sa Noche Buena natin, syempre hamon, lechon, at arroz caldo. Kinabukasan, kare kare tapos i-paksiw natin ung lechong tira sa Noche Buena. Kailangan na rin ilabas dito ang matatamis kaya maghanda na tayo ng mga sampung llanera ng leche flan at magbake tayo ng limang dosenang brownies at cookies. Kuha mo?

INDAY: Yes ma’am.

INDAY: It seems to me that we will feast like there is no tomorrow so I want to spare you from the embarrassment of impatso. I suggest that we bring with us a healthy supply of relief in form of this over the counter remedy called motilium with us such that we do not get indigestion, excessive burping, heaviness in the stomach, or stomach pains, collectively known as dyspepsia. You wouldn’t want to get embarrassed again like what happened to you last time would you?

MISIS: Oo nga! Sige kahit buong drugstore pa dalhin mo.

INDAY: And if I may, don’t you think what we’re preparing is a bit lavish for a family of three and a lowly maid?

MISIS: Oo nga ano. Sige dalawahin na natin yung lechon.

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20 Responses to “Susugod sa handaan ang Montemayor household”

  1. 1
    jayson bourne 'd beggar Says:

    mabuhay ka mrs. montemayor….cge…inisin mo si inday hahahahahaha….

  2. 2
    Dr.J Says:

    Don’t forget the medicines!!!!!
    Merry Xmas to the Montemayor Household and specially to you Inday!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3
    lyzius Says:

    sosyal naman talaga…mukhang sponsor nyo ang motillium ah…meri krismas na rin sa buong sambayanan

  4. 4
    Tiffany Says:

    Nawala ako dun ah. Haha.

  5. 5
    taga-butuan Says:

    wow! grabeh ini amo nila inday! dato! maayong pasko aidul!!!
    ug Caraga mag-malaumon ug mag-mauswagon ka!

  6. 6
    sammy Says:

    gaga!!!
    anong klaseng kainan yan!!!
    baka kulang ang bibilhin ni inday na “motillum” ha???

  7. 7
    Pryss Says:

    heller…di naman siguro makakayang magpa-sweldo nila mrs.montemayor sa tulad kung di nila kayang magkaroon n ganyan na handaan diba?…

  8. 8
    antony Says:

    hehe! i think mrs montemayor didnt get what inday said

  9. 9
    ojiro Says:

    grabe, lagi ko hinihintay tong updates mo..wahahahahah

  10. 10
    Sosyalan.com Says:

    Inday,

    Why don’t you create your own profile at Sosyalan.com

  11. 11
    BoyingTigas Says:

    Mukhang malakas ata kumain si Inday, aba’t isa pa daw lechon. hahahaha….Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat.

  12. 12
    alex Says:

    Magkamaganak siguro si Inday at si Ambrosia.

  13. 13
    AstigKa Says:

    Wow, Inday! Hanggang new year na ba ang handa ninyo? … Merry Christmas & an X-citing New Year po sa inyong lahat!

  14. 14
    aq c oliver Says:

    sinu c ambrosia?

  15. 15
    nina Says:

    Inday, you made my day!!!

  16. 16
    ankol ni inday Says:

    felix dies Nativitatis everyone. Long live blogniinday!

  17. 17
    Lyz Says:

    suggestion ko sa yo Mrs. Montemayor..handa ka lang ng camomile tea or black tea or how about a green mate tea!…he he he he…grabeh to talaga!

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    rhiitchee Says:

    asenso na si inday!! nag-iindors na ng motilium!!! whahahaha!!!!

  19. 19
    benj Says:

    di nagets ni amo yung lavish.. hahha

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    joey Says:

    si ambrosia, maid sa pugad baboy

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