Nagyaya na si Mr. Montemayor sa labas ng bahay para magpaputok. May kanya kanyang baong paputok din sina Misis at si Junior
Mr. Montemayor: Let’s go guys! Magpapaputok na tayo!
Palabas na sila ng bahay ay nasalubong nila si Inday…
Inday: Sir!! Is that a whistle bomb you’re holding? Are you really planning to use that?
Mr. Montemayor: Oo! Tara sama ka… lakas ‘to!
Inday: No thank you! And I highly suggest that you just defuse that and throw it away. Don’t you know that 51% of fireworks-related injuries are caused by firecrackers such as that you’re holding? And 40% of these injuries involve hands which can lead to disfigurement or worse, amputation of digits or the whole hand itself.
Tinignan na lang ni Mr. Montemayor ang kamay nya…
Mrs. Montemayor: Dear, wag na lang kaya naten paputukin yan? Eto na lang fountain ang gamitin naten. Hindi naman ito pumuputok eh. Ok lang ito diba Inday?
Inday: You know what? I have a better idea… wait here
May hinalungkat si Inday sa mga cabinet at iniabot kay Mrs. Montemayor
Inday: Here, stare directly at this halogen lamp for five minutes if you want to reduce your visual acuity or go blind instead of lighting that fountain up. This is friendlier to the environment as well.
Junior: Buti ako sparklers lang. Pambata talaga and safe diba? (pinakita nya ang sparklers kay Inday)
Inday: Junior, don’t you know that such devices burn at a high temperature, around 1800 to 3000° F? And it can also cause devastating burns to hands and faces or even ignite clothing. 46% of the burn injuries reported every year involves children because consumers think that sparklers are harmless.
Mrs. Montemayor: Naku anak, sorry di ko alam. Wag mo nang gamitin yan.
Mr. Montemayor: Ano nang gagawin naten ngayon? Baduy naman.
Inday: Honestly, I still don’t get it why some people even bother buying fireworks. It’s like burning your money. Fortunately, I have prepared a lavish feast for New Year’s Eve. Let’s just celebrate it by eating and leave the fireworks to the professionals ok? (sabay tawag kay Dodong)
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Inday: Dear readers, let’s all have a peaceful and safe new year ok? See you next year 
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December 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am
may point si inday! ang masama pa, karamihan sa mga bumibili ng paputok ay yung mga mahihirap. wag na tayo magpaputok, kainan na lang
have a safe new year’s eve!
PS: Siguro kinontak ka ng DOH ano?
December 31st, 2007 at 11:23 am
bakit ganun? 3000 degrees Farenheit??? It’s absurd!
heheh! Pero ok lang! Sige pigilan mo sila magpaputok!
December 31st, 2007 at 11:39 am
Happy New Year Everyone!!!
December 31st, 2007 at 6:45 pm
idol talaga kita inday!!!
December 31st, 2007 at 7:27 pm
i totally agree with inday! Happy new year, y’all!
December 31st, 2007 at 10:33 pm
you soo rock, inday. you sooo rock.
happy new year!
cheers.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:11 am
sabay may advertisement sa dulo! haha. happy new year inday!
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January 1st, 2008 at 3:18 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am
Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
yes. i totally agree…: )
January 1st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Taray talaga ni Inday, exagerated naman yun temperature ng spaklers, hehehe…
Nga naman, tama na yun magpatugtug na lang ng music at kumain ng medya noche… hehehehe…
Happy new year to all!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
sige lang, ko inday! anong sinabi ng pagpapakita ng pamutol ng daliri ng DOH sa mga linya mo???! hehe..:) alabyu inday!
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:00 am
why don’t you be the one promoting safety in new year? ahehehe…
happy new year, inday!
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Inday, iniligtas mo ang mga amo mo sa tiyak na kapahamakan!
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
wala na.. la na silang gagawin. ahahahahha. i think for me, this is the best story ever told. hahaha. kakatawa talga.
January 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Inday! paki suggest sa amo mo yung perang para sa fireworks ibigay na lang sa less fortunate people! di pa napunta sa hangin ang pera nila at kompleto pa ang mga kamay…wahehehe..
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
watusi d rin pwede?
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Hey Inday, if that’s the case, how will ur amo be able to enjoy new year without drawing on fire crackers???? You know, using fire crackers during new year’s eve is already a part of our conventio… it’s gonna be so uninteresting, tedious, dull, dreary, mind-numbing, tiresome, lackluster, unexciting, monotonous, repetitive, wearisome, humdrum, uninspiring occasion!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:28 am
inday, its tradition na nagpapaputok ang mga tao pag xmas na new year.. cguro magkaroon na lang ng safety tips on using fireworks.. iba kasi talaga kapag may paputok.. ang boring kasi kung wala..
September 28th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
there are still some families na di nagpapaputok during christmas and new year.. it’s fun but it’s dangerous too.. buy something else useful di ba? instead of paputok..
November 14th, 2008 at 10:19 am
..hAyYzz…mEga cOnCeRn c IndaY aHh..cHuVa..cHakA nMn..pWeDe kAya KATOL n Lng gMitIn S nEw yEAr?!!!..jajaja pRa it cn hELp in kiLLing d NOT-SO-GOOd iNsEcts..jajaja kKhwa k iNday!!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
haha..Inday,Inday..hahaha..Very funny..
December 26th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
haha! Very funny inday.. pero parang nakakailang nman kasi kapareho ng apelido ko and amo mo..
August 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
laKAS NG PAPUTOK MO INDAY!!!
June 16th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
What are you indicating, man? I know everyones got their own opinion, but really? Listen, your web log is interesting. I like the effort you put into it, especially with the vids and the pics. But, come on. Theres gotta be a better way to say this, a way that doesnt make it seem like everyone here is stupid!