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Special Dinner Take 2

Nais ng amo ni Inday na magluto ulit sya ng special dinner.

Mr. Montemayor: Inday, pwede mo ba kaming paglutuan ng masarap na hapunan? I’m craving for beef so ang secret ingredient mo ngayon ay… BEEF!

Inday: Very well, I’ll just inform you when it’s done.

Makalipas ang ilang minuto, tapos na rin si Inday sa pagluluto at inilapag nya na ang ulam sa mesa nang may takip.

Mr. Montemayor: Wow ang bilis ah! Siguro kaninang umaga mo pa pinalambot yan. Ano ba yang niluto mo?

Inday: Just a bit, before I let you have this scrumptious delicacy that I concocted, I will give each one of you a chance to guess what it is to further stimulate your appetite.

Mr. Montemayor: Steak ba yan? Alam ko namang madalas classy yung mga niluluto mo eh.

Inday: No. The beef I used is a primal cut from the lower half portion called the brisket. This…

Mrs. Montemayor: Ahh! Beef Brisket!! Chinese cuisine ba tayo ngayon?

Inday: Let me finish please. The beef is cured with grains of coarse salts and processed with peppercorns and bay leaves. It is then sautèd in Allium sativum and Allium cepa, then garnished with diced tuber crop. Junior? What do you think?
Junior: Ahh hmm, natutunan ko sa science class namin na yung Allium cepa is onion, so siguro Bistek Tagalog yan!

Inday: Wow Junior, I’m impressed that you’ve retained what’s being taught in class however, it is not Bistek Tagalog.

Inday: Very well, I guess all of you are famished with all these guesswork…

Tinanggal na rin ni Inday ang takip.

Inday: Bon Apetit!

Mr. and Mrs. Montemayor, Junior: CORNED BEEF?!?!?!

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50 Responses to “Special Dinner Take 2”

  1. 1
    Jon Says:

    Whahaha.. corned beef lang pala..

  2. 2
    drei Says:

    hehehe….not bad!

  3. 3
    Jen Says:

    Talaga nga namang kakaiba ka inday… Hahahaha!

  4. 4
    itos Says:

    astig ni inday ah!!
    may sense!!haha!

  5. 5
    Vins Says:

    WOW! sarap niyan! Argentina o Pure Foods?

  6. 6
    junanakz (//_-) Says:

    kala ko adobo kase may bay leaf

  7. 7
    inigo Says:

    life is to complicated with inday, corned beef lang pala, hahaha

  8. 8
    inigo Says:

    *too complicated,

    baka ma okray pa ako ni inday

  9. 9
    molarband1925 Says:

    kaya pala ang bilis lutuin

  10. 10
    Geisha Says:

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  11. 11
    claire Says:

    susyal :) hehe!
    gusto ko tuloy ng corned beef XD

  12. 12
    stormgoddess Says:

    beef nga naman eh~

  13. 13
    promking Says:

    endorser ka na ng corned beef? kinakalaban mo na si boy abunda, kris aquino at aga muhlach?

  14. 14
    jayson d beggar Says:

    kaya pala andali ni inday nag serve! maka boang ka inday!!!!

  15. 15
    joshanton Says:

    hahahha.. corn beef lang pala! galing mo inday!

  16. 16
    travelphilippines Says:

    haha iba ka tlga inday.

  17. 17
    az Says:

    lang hiya k inday
    cornedbeef lng pala!

  18. 18
    jongskii Says:

    ginutom pa ako, corned beef lang pala….

  19. 19
    miko Says:

    ahahaha. akala ko ano, corned beef lang pala. tae. hahahaha. may pa allium allium cepa pang nalalaman. hahaha. kakatawa talga 2ng si inday!

  20. 20
    chis mosa Says:

    predictable..

  21. 21
    rose Says:

    grabehh..corned beef lang pla un.. nagutom 2loi aq!

  22. 22
    nina Says:

    Winner ka inday!

  23. 23
    anin Says:

    OA!

  24. 24
    student Says:

    OMG! After all those wild guesses, corned beef lang pala. :))

  25. 25
    twisted Says:

    wahaha…corned beef lang pala! ang dami pang chuvaness!

  26. 26
    Czarina Says:

    Nice one!

  27. 27
    kikoi Says:

    masarap yan pag maraming bawang tpos samahan mo ng fried potato cubes!e ehehe

  28. 28
    ar-em Says:

    ang benta!!!!!

  29. 29
    acciouno Says:

    akala ko instant noodles na beef!! waah.

  30. 30
    jepod Says:

    magaya nga mamaya sa bahay,hehehe

  31. 31
    jepod Says:

    magaya nga ang menu mo inday pagdating ko mamaya sa bahay,hehehe

  32. 32
    nookie Says:

    sa kahaba-haba ba naman ng intro, nahulog lng sa corn beef? ^^ hahahaha ^^

    nice 1

  33. 33
    aileen Says:

    corn beef lng diay…abi nakog beef tapa…sows!

  34. 34
    katol Says:

    anak ng…. haup ka inday….. corned beef lang pala..

    carne norte ra diay to…. toink

  35. 35
    kkerdz Says:

    payter!! :)

  36. 36
    mhel Says:

    anak ng tipaklong ka inday wala akong masabi sa mga explantion mo hahahha

  37. 37
    call_boi Says:

    bilib na talaga ako…

    hahhahhahaha…

    muntikan ko na ma.luwal yung kape…

    lol

  38. 38
    Rowen Says:

    Grabe kala ko kung ano ng ung viand na niluto ni inday corn beef lang pla..

  39. 39
    jncz Says:

    that was nice…eheheeheh!

  40. 40
    echusera Says:

    kalowka yang inday na yan ha dang daming kaechusan e corned beef lang pala ang niluto…

  41. 41
    maria Says:

    wahhhhhhhh amputa sino bang gumagawa ng INDAY, INDAY stories na mga yan?!!! siyeeet ang galing mo!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol

  42. 42
    Je Says:

    Wow! ibang klase hehehehe…

  43. 43
    pastelle Says:

    cge nga inday, lagyan mo ng sabaw ang corn beef!

  44. 44
    dreamer Says:

    lang yah ka InDay…ado la unay nga saom met!!..hehehehe

  45. 45
    tedaksngPMA Says:

    agahan namin yan parati ah

  46. 46
    pookita Says:

    panalo ka Inday… waiting for the movie…

  47. 47
    kio Says:

    nagutom pa ako kakaintindi cornbeef lang pla….wahihi

  48. 48
    Aidrian Says:

    Todo-brainrack pa ako. CORNED BEEF LANG PALA!!

    Tindi mo talaga Inday!

  49. 49
    yhen Says:

    hahaha ..lanja yan, cornbeef lang pala e noh.. idol n talaga kita inday..wahaha

  50. 50
    keneth Says:

    aus ah. corned beef lang pala yun.
    kala ko kung ano na. hahaha

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