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Rejected

Habang nasa Embassy sa Fort si Inday ay nilapitan sya ng isang foreigner…

Foreigner: Hi honey, what about forgetting your inhibitions and let’s go to my place for a drink?

Tinaasan lang ng kilay ni Inday sabay banat,

Inday: See here, after an exhaustive perusal of the corpus of documented evidence garnered by research on heterosexuality as applied to contemporary sociological mores, and in view of the innate predisposition to the more exotic manifestations of concupiscence evident in your demeanor, a categorical negative is my response.

Foreigner: (nosebleed)

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23 Responses to “Rejected”

  1. 1
    jillian Says:

    first!
    ano daw inday?

  2. 2
    joey Says:

    buti nga sa foreigner,kala nya siguro lahat kaya nya utuin… not inday, not her…waaahahahahahah!!!
    ^__^

  3. 3
    Luknog2007 Says:

    wow…pati foreigner napanosebleed.

  4. 4
    atheist Says:

    kawawa naman ung foreigner..di rin kinaya ang english ni Ms. Inday.

    Ano kaya masasabi ni Inday kay Tim Yap pag nagkita sila?

    hehe…

  5. 5
    call_boi Says:

    atheist = chinese ba si Tim Yap??…d mo ba alam na multi-lingual yan si inday???

    hihihihihihi

    inday…mg.french o german…o spanish ka naman!!

    talbugan mo si rizal…

    ahhahahahhahahaha

    write a book entitled “el filibustero inday”

    hihihihihihi

  6. 6
    SatinE0808 Says:

    hehehe, actually i kinda “imitate” inday sa IRC, once i say im a filipina, marami ng foreigners d2 sa Dubai, nttaranta cla, then i’ll say im a housemaid, they’ll go… thats great then theyll ask for personal info… ill construct my own sentence the “inday way” then after that theyll say “are u sure ure a housemaid??? ok bye” hehehe

  7. 7
    weng Says:

    what the?! :lol:

  8. 8
    Panche Says:

    GO, Indaaayyy!!! :-))

  9. 9
    lipsofanangel03 Says:

    kahit foreigner wala panama kay Inday…

    feeling ng mga foreigner na to… ganun lhat ng pinay..

    un ang akala nia…hahahaha

  10. 10
    Davis Says:

    “exotic manifestations of concupiscence”

    Bakit? Please explain.

  11. 11
    kc Says:

    aba inday umeemba ka na din ha..alam ba yan ng amo mo? hehehe

  12. 12
    khay Says:

    winner ka talaga inday…. ^_^ V

  13. 13
    atheist Says:

    @ call_boi : i know multi-lingual si inday but im just thinkin’ na sana pati si wanna be tim yap eh masupalpal ng salita ni inday, ewan ko lang kung di magnosebleed yun…

    @ SatinE0808 : ayos un! astig ha..

  14. 14
    calvin Says:

    sa emba pala gumigimik si inday. hahaha ibang klaseng katulong talaga.

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    ej Says:

    haha, i was trying to memorize that to use for a response to tired pick-up lines but i can’t deliver it with a straight face!!! you go inday!

  16. 16
    YielYu Says:

    HAHAHA!! LOVE IT!! sana Ma meet ni Inday c Bill GATES or c Pres. Bush!!

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    bb Says:

    haha.. astig toh! im proud of inday!

  18. 18
    angeloflight Says:

    I AM SO PROUD OF YOU INDAY!!!!

  19. 19
    kath Says:

    i love inday! sa totoo lang, pati ako napapatulala sa mga banat niya… gosh!

  20. 20
    ederlyn Says:

    ang corny naman!

  21. 21
    Devinezky Says:

    WALASTIK!!! very well said galing mo!!!

  22. 22
    kentots Says:

    a simple “no thanks” will do. :)

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    shao Says:

    grabe… tumanggi lang may research evidence pa kung bakit tumanggi…? Lupet mo Inday! Pwede ka bang maging katulong namin? (nosebleed)

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