Habang nasa Embassy sa Fort si Inday ay nilapitan sya ng isang foreigner…
Foreigner: Hi honey, what about forgetting your inhibitions and let’s go to my place for a drink?
Tinaasan lang ng kilay ni Inday sabay banat,
Inday: See here, after an exhaustive perusal of the corpus of documented evidence garnered by research on heterosexuality as applied to contemporary sociological mores, and in view of the innate predisposition to the more exotic manifestations of concupiscence evident in your demeanor, a categorical negative is my response.
Foreigner: (nosebleed)
Popularity: 17% [?]


(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 pm
first!
ano daw inday?
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
buti nga sa foreigner,kala nya siguro lahat kaya nya utuin… not inday, not her…waaahahahahahah!!!
^__^
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
wow…pati foreigner napanosebleed.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
kawawa naman ung foreigner..di rin kinaya ang english ni Ms. Inday.
Ano kaya masasabi ni Inday kay Tim Yap pag nagkita sila?
hehe…
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 am
atheist = chinese ba si Tim Yap??…d mo ba alam na multi-lingual yan si inday???
hihihihihihi
inday…mg.french o german…o spanish ka naman!!
talbugan mo si rizal…
ahhahahahhahahaha
write a book entitled “el filibustero inday”
hihihihihihi
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 am
hehehe, actually i kinda “imitate” inday sa IRC, once i say im a filipina, marami ng foreigners d2 sa Dubai, nttaranta cla, then i’ll say im a housemaid, they’ll go… thats great then theyll ask for personal info… ill construct my own sentence the “inday way” then after that theyll say “are u sure ure a housemaid??? ok bye” hehehe
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
what the?!
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
GO, Indaaayyy!!! :-))
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
kahit foreigner wala panama kay Inday…
feeling ng mga foreigner na to… ganun lhat ng pinay..
un ang akala nia…hahahaha
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
“exotic manifestations of concupiscence”
Bakit? Please explain.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
aba inday umeemba ka na din ha..alam ba yan ng amo mo? hehehe
January 25th, 2008 at 10:14 am
winner ka talaga inday…. ^_^ V
January 25th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
@ call_boi : i know multi-lingual si inday but im just thinkin’ na sana pati si wanna be tim yap eh masupalpal ng salita ni inday, ewan ko lang kung di magnosebleed yun…
@ SatinE0808 : ayos un! astig ha..
January 25th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
sa emba pala gumigimik si inday. hahaha ibang klaseng katulong talaga.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
haha, i was trying to memorize that to use for a response to tired pick-up lines but i can’t deliver it with a straight face!!! you go inday!
January 30th, 2008 at 1:35 am
HAHAHA!! LOVE IT!! sana Ma meet ni Inday c Bill GATES or c Pres. Bush!!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:41 am
haha.. astig toh! im proud of inday!
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU INDAY!!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
i love inday! sa totoo lang, pati ako napapatulala sa mga banat niya… gosh!
February 8th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
ang corny naman!
March 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
WALASTIK!!! very well said galing mo!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
a simple “no thanks” will do.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:03 am
grabe… tumanggi lang may research evidence pa kung bakit tumanggi…? Lupet mo Inday! Pwede ka bang maging katulong namin? (nosebleed)