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Rejected

Habang nasa Embassy sa Fort si Inday ay nilapitan sya ng isang foreigner…

Foreigner: Hi honey, what about forgetting your inhibitions and let’s go to my place for a drink?

Tinaasan lang ng kilay ni Inday sabay banat,

Inday: See here, after an exhaustive perusal of the corpus of documented evidence garnered by research on heterosexuality as applied to contemporary sociological mores, and in view of the innate predisposition to the more exotic manifestations of concupiscence evident in your demeanor, a categorical negative is my response.

Foreigner: (nosebleed)

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  1. 22
    kentots Says:

    a simple “no thanks” will do. :)

  2. 21
    Devinezky Says:

    WALASTIK!!! very well said galing mo!!!

  3. 20
    ederlyn Says:

    ang corny naman!

  4. 19
    kath Says:

    i love inday! sa totoo lang, pati ako napapatulala sa mga banat niya… gosh!

  5. 18
    angeloflight Says:

    I AM SO PROUD OF YOU INDAY!!!!

  6. 17
    bb Says:

    haha.. astig toh! im proud of inday!

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    YielYu Says:

    HAHAHA!! LOVE IT!! sana Ma meet ni Inday c Bill GATES or c Pres. Bush!!

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