Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 Part 8
Jan 30th, 2008 by Inday
For the previous part, please click HERE.
Umabot na sa puntong nasa halagang P10,000 na ang isang tanong. 4 na lang ang natitirang mob members at P414,000 ang laman ng prize pool.
Edu: Inday, 4 na lang ang mob members na naiiwan. Dalawang unbeatable, isang propesor ng Philosophy sa UP at may isa pang katulong ang natitira. (Napatingin si Edu sa floor director tilang di makapaniwala sa nabasa nya sa prompter).
Edu: Anyway, maaga pa lang ay naubos na ang iyong help pero parang hindi mo naman talaga kelangan ang mga yun. May 414,000 pesos ka nang naiipon. Ayaw mo pa bang kunin ang money? (gusto na atang tapusin ni Edu kasi lagi na lang syang napapadugo ni Inday).
Edu: Tandaan mo Inday, you have the option to walk out and take the money and leave the mob with nothing. So is it the money? or the mob? (pagod na si Edu sa kakasigaw ng money or the mob)
Inday: I’m enjoying this game so I’ll take the mob!!
Napa-hayyy na lang si Edu. Kinausap niya muna saglit ang director at naghanap sila ng mahirap na tanong.
Edu: Ok sige Inday, here’s your question worth P10,000. Para saang OS or Operating System ginawa ang Longhorn? Is it A, Linux? B, Mac or Macintosh?, or C, Windows? Mob members please key in your answer. Siguro Inday ay nakakita ka na ng computer diba? Meron sigurong PC yung amo mo sa bahay. Or baka nakagamit ka na nyan sa mga internet shop para mag-chat or mag-email.
Nakangisi lang si Inday habang pinapakinggan ang pag-explain ni Edu.
Edu: Yung OS or Operating System ay yung software na nagpapatakbo sa isang PC. Di ko alam kung nagegets mo mga pinagsasabi ko pero manghula ka na lang siguro since wala ka na ring help.
Inday: Ok. Let’s see if I can explain how I would arrive at my answer in a way that you could comprehend. I’m sure the answer is not letter B. Mac OS releases are usually codenamed after a wild cat such as Jaguar, Puma, Panther or the most recent major release of OS X, which is Leopard, which I incidentally have currently on my Macbook Pro.
Nagsisimula na namang dumugo ang ilong ni Doods.
Inday: I’m also sure that it’s not letter A which is Linux. The common Linux distribution right now are Fedora, SUSE, Mandriva and Ubuntu which is derived from Debian, a non-commercial distro. I even get to install Ubuntu in my master’s machine which is currently running a dual boot system side by side with Windows Vista.
Nagpakuha ng maraming tissue si Edu dahil umaagos na ang dugo sa ilong.
Inday: So that leaves me with letter C, Windows. Longhorn is the codename used for Windows Vista that was released early last year. My answer is letter C. (Sabay pindot ni Inday ang letter C)
Nagpakuha muna ng tubig si Edu bago tumuloy.
Edu: Ok, tignan na naten kung mauubos mo na ang mob members para matapos na ‘to. Ilan ba ang nagkamali?
1, 2, 3…! Nagulat si Edu nang may natira pa.
Edu: 3 ang nagkamali! Isa na lang ang natitira. Number 94, yung natitirang katulong. Grabe na ‘to ah. Napabagsak ng 2 katulong ang 99 na mob members.
Kinausap muna saglit ni Doods si number 94.
Edu: Number 94, ano po ang pangalan nila ma’am?
Number 94: Miriam po sir Edu, pero tawagin niyo na lang akong Manang gaya ng iba.
Nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday nang napansin nyang si Manang pala ang natitirang mob member.
Inday: You!!! (Napatingin na lang kay Manang)
Manang: As Einstein once said, “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
BLAG!! Hinimatay si Edu sa kakulangan ng dugo. Di na alam kung paano ipagpapatuloy ang show kaya’t hinati na lang kanila Inday at Manang ang P444,000 na nalikom sa pool.
fin
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January 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
first comment! astig tlaga c inday! go girl!
January 30th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
haha c: dapat indi nag-inglish si manang!!! hehe c:
January 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
sino si manang sa buhay ni inday?
January 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
ok lang yan, nag-eenglish and tagalog naman si manang.
sayang inday hindi ka nanalo ng 2million. 2nd to the last question na yan eh. inubos mo kasi dugo ni edu eh. hahaha. go inday!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
andrew, check mo yung manang na category sa right. hehehe.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
hahahaha.. ayos. now i have an idea how the game really goes. waaa. i really need TFC on my small screen. sniff sniff.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
sana pinalitan ng director si sir edu para pati sya dumugo ang ilong at tumaas pa ang pera ni inday. nice ending anyway……
January 30th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
grabeh ka inday!!!! nakadalawang banig ako ng paracetamol…parang lalagnatin ako sayo
!!!!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Inday,
Nagagalak ako at nanalo ka sa patimapalak!
Balato naman diyan!
Jolo G.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
hahahaha. What a punch line. Worth the wait I guess.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Ang daya, hindi pinaabot sa huling tanong!!! Hindi excuse na naubusan ng dugo si Doods para hindi makarating sa 2 Million Peso question… hehehe…
Nice one!
January 30th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
now thazz mah gurl!!! way tah go!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
personally hindi maganda ang ending. sabagay hindi naman talaga fiction writer ang gumawa nito and it is suppose to entertain people with the wit and personality of inday.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
buti pa si inday may mac book…
January 30th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Natawa ako ng malakas nung nalaman ko si Miriam the Manang pala iyon. Nice series :>
January 30th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
si miriam ba ay based kay senator miriam. di ba related si inday kay miriam?
January 30th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
aysus…longhorn raman diay sad ang paingnan sa tanan!…pareng edu pagbantay kay hapit na mugawas ang mga pirated nga windows vista!
January 31st, 2008 at 12:34 am
lolz! I love u inday!!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 8:02 am
inday, pag day off mo, date tayo
January 31st, 2008 at 8:30 am
Bakit tinapos na kaagad ung game? pwede naman silang mag one on one ni miriam. Sayang ang one million.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:34 am
Bakit tinapos kagad ang game? Sayang ang one million.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:15 am
hmmmmmm,,,,
parang same ang ending ng Deal or No Deal
na hindi natapos………..
January 31st, 2008 at 9:29 am
inday… use the new Apple MacBook Air… the thinnest laptop. The super-slim new laptop is less than an inch thick and turns on the moment it’s opened. MacBook Air measures 0.16 inches at its thinnest point while its maximum height of 0.76 inches is less than the thinnest point on competing notebooks. It turns on the moment it is opened.
Mag order ka na, inday… 
oh dba… napa english ako dun ah..
January 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
May anemia si edu? Ang bilis maubusan ng dugo.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
nyahahaha.. sobra to si Inday, oo, di kaya ng powers ko… Naku inday love youuuuuuuuuuuuu….
lolz
January 31st, 2008 at 1:02 pm
hahaha inday next time patapusin mo naman ang show kasi laging bitin kung hindi ng wawalkout nawawalan nang dugo… sana mapanuod namin ang totoong inday sa deal or no deal and dito sa show ni edu…para exciting and ubusan ng dugo talaga.. hehehe
January 31st, 2008 at 2:04 pm
hahahaha shakeyy??? tempting?? saonz… inday OGOB ng kagandahan… hahaha
January 31st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
shyne Says:
January 31st, 2008 at 9:29 am
inday… use the new Apple MacBook Air… the thinnest laptop. The super-slim new laptop is less than an inch thick and turns on the moment it’s opened. MacBook Air measures 0.16 inches at its thinnest point while its maximum height of 0.76 inches is less than the thinnest point on competing notebooks. It turns on the moment it is opened.
Mag order ka na, inday… 
oh dba… napa english ako dun ah..
Good suggestion shyne, If I were to show taray powers just like inday I would get the macbook air… but not for now. MacBook air is the slowest Mac on the line according to engadget (http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/24/first-benchmarks-macbook-air-is-the-slowest-apple-machine-on-th/)
If inday would prefer to use it on just blogging, surfing, encoding or the like, the Air would suffice, but if she does bigger computing such as large mathematical computations, cad/staad (which I know she uses on her past encounter with the real estate agent), and the likes, I suggest she use a macbook pro.
Anyways just shedding light here… I love you Inday!!!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
ginaya pala si Inday sa Zaido. Crappy.
January 31st, 2008 at 8:21 pm
wahaha!! nice! nice!! :))
may master pala si Inday…
wahahaha!!! :))
January 31st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
olrayt!! panalo ang dalawang katulong!! let’s celebrate!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
ugghhhh…. bitin.. hahahaha.. kahit na tapos na talaga siya medyo bitin pa rin..
good story..
pasalihin naman sana si inday sa wheel of fortune or game k n b?
hehehe…
February 1st, 2008 at 7:18 am
♥♥♥god damn it!! d’ best ka talaga inday!!! yerr really one of a kind.. super!!! Love yah!!♥♥♥
February 1st, 2008 at 8:52 am
graveeeeeeeeeeh ka talaga inday, ngayon ko palang nabasa ang mga story mo, pero kakaiba ka talaga…..bilib ako sau…… More power to your website….God Bless……
February 1st, 2008 at 8:54 am
nakakabaliw ka talaga……super, dooper, mega, graveh, oveeeeeeer…
February 1st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Anu b naman tong gumawa ng blog n to! Dapat gamitin mo si inday para magsalita ng sariling wika natin… hindi kamot nkakapagenglish n yan eh ibig savhn matalino na… Kaya hindi naunlad pilipinas mascyadong tinatangkilik ang produkto ng ibang bansa, ayaw gumawa ng sariling atin… Hipokrito ang gumawa ng blog n to, mas lalo mo lang pinapababa ang moral ng pilipino…
February 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
grabe…
hahhahahahhaa…
“BLAAAAAAAAAAG”
hiihihihihihihihii…
buti d rin nag.collapse si kris…hahhahahahhaaha
manang…who are you?…who’s she inday??…
is she your relative or something??
naman…nkk.bitin…
inday…tell us who’s she…k? n_n
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
grave ka inday! your so genius!!! Who’s Manang?
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
hoi! denz,
hindi producto ng ibang bansa ang english. language ng ibang bansa yan. hahahhahahahaahaha…
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:51 am
by the way denz,
free ang english. hindi pagmamayari ng ibang bansa. puede mo e selft study. hehehehehe…
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
dapat hindi hinati ung pera!
dpat c kris ung pinalit na host in replacement to the fainted Edu!
haha.
..this is good.!
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
lol! speechless na ako!
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
i just simply love u inday…wahahaha
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
AMF! Speachless ako! Pero bitin… Wahaha! MAID RULES!!!!!!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Denz apparently can’t grasp the point of Inday and this blog.
Oh well. That’s his loss.
Inday rules!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
hmmm, denz, napaisip ako sa sinabi mo,
tama ka, pero mas maganda sana kung hindi ka galit,
mas maganda siguro kung pa-”comment” or pa-”suggestion”
mo sinabi..
…tama siya…
We really need to promote, enrich, and deepen ourselves(Filipinos) people.
Anyway, pasensiya na Inday sa pasingit ko na ito.
Ang galing-galing mo talaga! Sana gamitin mo pa ang iyong angking galing at katalinuhan sa mas maraming mabuti at makatutulong na bagay~
February 4th, 2008 at 2:31 am
ganda! much better than the previous entries! hindi pilit yung mga pasok
February 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Voila! How come that a local househelper like Inday will cause ripples to stir in the placid lake that is our semi-feudal, semi colonial country headed by a facist president. With what you have shown Inday, it is more appropriate to classify you as a peti-bourgeois, not a proletarian.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Kailan lalabas ang aklat ni Inday?
February 14th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
hah.. noze bleed itoh..!!!!!!!!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
conrad naman…nakaka nosebleed ka din huh!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
ai, tapos nah? :[
hehe
i love it! wee ~
February 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
the stories concepts are nice. the stories are quite unbeatable. it shows that we should not underestimate our kasambahays. my question is why most of them happens in abs-cbn shows? why the cast involved are mostly from abs-cbn? please, i hope that bias is not happening in here.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
The best ka talaga Inday…
pangtanggal ka ng pagod sa mag hapong work.
Mabuhay ka!
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
!!!!! NOSE BLEEEED AKO, GALING,
PLS. INVOLVE INDAY WITH THE ZTE-NBN SCANDAL
HAVING TO TALK TO JUN LOZADA, KWELA YANG
JUST A SUGGESTION AND I THINK IT WILL BE FUN.
LALO NA PAG IDAGDAG MO SI GMA AT ATBP.
MORE POWER AND ENJOY LAUGHING
March 5th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
@leanne
kasi sa kabila wla maxado na eenglish :p no bias just an observation. . !
Peace
April 13th, 2008 at 3:56 am
hahaha sasali nyu sa ZTE scandal? lol
sa bago nanam about sa rice shortage…
April 17th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
such an excellent conversation, I admired you very much inday, i hope we meet as soon as possible. Love you inday!
July 18th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
really nice series..
August 9th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
shusme! ang galing naman nito!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
waaaaaahhh!!!
NOSEBLEED!!ang talino mo inday.
penge namn kahit konte.lol!!
XD
November 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
pati ako nosebleed…
di ko kinaya! pati sa tenga ko may lumabas ng dugo!!!
February 21st, 2009 at 12:57 pm
epistaxis mode na naman!!
March 4th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
My God, na-nosebleed ako! Naku!
October 7th, 2009 at 3:50 am
whatever!!..
kawawa naman si edu..
but i appreciate your info sa cars and sa computers i love it cuz this is my corz(BSCS) and i love FAST AND THE FURIOUS..
hahaha!!!..
i really love this site..
nakaka baliw and nakaka nose bleed!!…
give me MOOORRREEEEE!!!!..
patayin nyo pa po ako!!!..
bwahahaha!!!
alex
