Wowowee Part 2
Feb 13th, 2008 by Inday
For the previous part, please click HERE.
Naisipan din na kausapin ni Willie si Inday ng Ingles. Alam niyo naman si papi, palabiro.
Willie: So Inday, how are you today?
Inday: I just answered that question earlier. If you have nothing else left to ask, can we just continue?
Willie: Ahhmm, it’s ok. I still have some questions for you. Ahh, what province are you from?
Inday: I’m from the City of Majestic Waterfalls, Iligan.
Willie: Ahhh, that’s very nice. Is your parents there? Why don’t you greet them?
Inday: Yes, they’re there but my mom does not watch Wowowee. She usually watch The Tyra Banks Show at this time of the day. My dad seldom watches TV.
Willie: Oh I see, why doesn’t she watch Wowowee, am I not handsome or funny for her?
Inday: Let’s just say that it might have something to do with substance, plus Tyra is more pleasing to the eye than you.
Napahiya si Willie.
Willie: Ohh ok. Well greet her anyways, maybe she change the channel during commercial.
Pumayag na rin si Inday na batiin ang kanyang nanay.
Inday: Hi Mom, if you’re really watching this…
Sumingit saglit si Willie.
Willie: Inday, why don’t you greet her in your dialect?
Inday: (Tinignan ng masama si Willie) Why don’t you keep quiet for a sec and let me greet her in my own way?
Napahiya ulit si Willie…
Willie: Ok sorry, please continue.
Inday: Hi mom, please check your Paypal account to see if the money I sent you has arrived. Did you like the Marc Jacobs handbag I sent you last Christmas? Please tell Iying to catch me online so I can walk her through jailbreaking her iPod Touch. Hi to Dad, Itoy and Ikling. Love you all!
Natameme si Willie sa pagkasosyal ni Inday at ng kanyang pamilya.
Willie: Woww… How sweet naman. Can I ask you what year uhh… I mean anong year ang natapos mo sa schooling mo? Because you’re good in English, maybe you reached 4th year high school?
Inday: So what are you implying? That maids are dumb and cannot speak perfect English nor have good education? If I told you my academic achievements you might run outside and fling yourself into a speeding truck. Let’s just say that I was blessed with proper education with the help of a few scholarship grants and was able to finish college and a couple of master’s degree.
Dumugo na ang ilong ni Willie at nagpakuha muna ng tissue at tubig bago nagpatuloy.
Willie: Ahmm ok… uhh.. tama na siguro yung mga tanong. Pero bago ang lahat nais ko lang batiin ang isang special guest na dumalo ngayon dito sa studio… the lovely Kris Aquino.
Na-focus ang camera kay Kris na nakatayo sa gilid.
Kris: Hi Willie, o anoh? Diba winarn na kita tungkol dyan kay Inday kanina bago ka lumabas. Anoh, naniwala ka na?
Willie: Di ko naman kasi alam parang jinojoke mo lang ako kanina eh.
Kris: Well… gusto ko lang makita talent ni Inday kaya ako bumisita. Baka talent nya ay wawalisin itong set in under 1 minute. Ahihihi.
Willie: ‘Kaw talaga Kris iba ka kung manlait.
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February 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
kris nandito na namna hahahaha
February 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
as i expected hindi pahuhuli c kris!
hahahaha…
pano kya qng s wheel of fortune sya maglaro?!
February 13th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
kristeta nandyan nanaman ! hehehehehehe watch ang learn
February 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
wahahah! bitin na naman… yan na… babaha na naman ang dugo sa set.. wahahah!
talent ni inday?? kakain ng manok na buhay.. wahaha!
sumingit na naman si Kris.. haaayyzzz… watch ka nalang ng Oprah! wahahah!
February 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Bitin talaga…. Siguro mag speech si Inday… On the spot English… Tataas rating ng show…
February 13th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
move over kris if you hanker not to denigrate yourself!!! wahahaha… sosyal pud ko Inday, abi nimo ikaw rah! tse!
rofl
February 13th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Kakabitin,sa susunod sana talent na ni Ms. Inday!
Eksena na naman si Kris A.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
ayaw talaga magpatalo ni kris aquino??? e taob naman talaga siya kay inday noh!
February 13th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
more more more
February 13th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
hindi na papayag si kris na i-guest si inday sa wheel of fortune.. hmmm.. pansin ko lng sa blog na ito kapamilya masyado…
February 13th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
this blog entry is replete with grammatical errors.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
hindi halatang may galit ang nagsusulat nito kay kris
February 13th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
inday! soplakin mo na sila kris at papi!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
hahaha Napapatawa talaga ako pag biglang maga-appear si Kris out of nowhere hahaha
February 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
inday, wag mo naman paduguin si wowowillie..idol ko rin un!lolerz
February 13th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
wahahaha.. can’t wait to read inday’s talent..
February 14th, 2008 at 12:41 am
jan ulit si kristeta ai naku…. wala talagang ala anu//.!!@#^&*(^%
February 14th, 2008 at 1:34 am
inday,galing mo!sana ma update mo po kaagad kwento mo bukas…
My dad seldom watch TV…
February 14th, 2008 at 5:38 am
kelan mag-a-appear sina greta, ogie, at regine? I’m curious as to how Inday will help them through her words of wisdom.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:41 am
wow.. inday… tga ILIGAN CITY ka rin???? Gosh, i’m sooo proud that you are my kababayan…. keep it up!!! beat, KRIS!!! stalker or fan mo yata c kris inday coz she’s always there in your TV guestings….
February 14th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Grave, It’s so stunning. Wonderful, Culpable, beri intirtining…
February 14th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Kilan kaya mag meet si Miriam Defensor at Inday… Whole world mag nose bleed…
February 14th, 2008 at 9:56 am
talentado k tlg inday!
February 14th, 2008 at 10:25 am
“Inday: Yes, they’re there but my mom does not watch Wowowee. She usually watch The Tyra Banks Show at this time of the day. My dad seldom watch TV.”
Please change watch to watches in the last sentence. Inday’s grammar should be perfect.
February 14th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
bitin nmen!!! whoah!! hanep u tlga inday huh..!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ang taray mo talaga Inday! You’re really one in a million! I’m so excited to know what’s your talent. Ano nga ba?
February 14th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
haha,ang talent nya ay lulunurin nya ang lahat ng tao s studio ng dugo dahil lahat cla ay magnnosebleed!!
February 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
sana next week ang ifeature naman ay si Manang nung sumali xa dati sa Family Kuwarta o Kahon ni Pepe Pimentel… haha, tingnan natin kung sino ang mas malufet s kanila ni Inday… nyahahaha…
February 14th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
mabuhay ang mga bisaya……………..magaling ang mga bisaya sa english eh! (taga VISAYAS at MINADANAO yun huh!)
February 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
eksena naman si Kristeta for sure in the end sya din and tambling kay inday.
Manager ni inday, pakibilisan yung Part 3. thanks
February 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
hay naku…padugok man og viewers dah…hehehe
bitinon pajud…;p
tagaan ng liverade c inday og cornix…hehehe
February 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
hahaha, ang galing galing talaga ni mareng inday!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Uy,si Kris ulit.Hindi ako makapaghinatay ng kasunod!!!
February 14th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
correction po sa manager ni inday: ang alam ko po iphone lng jini-jailbreak para makagamit ng ibang network… ipod touch po is ok, kahit saan kc multimedia lng sya… thanks!
February 14th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
the best ka inday, wala kang kapares… kudos!
February 14th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
my guess for indays talent… she could make the audience nosebleed simultaneously hahahahhaha
February 14th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Ayan, dumugo na ang ilong ni Willie!! Naku, bilis Inday punta ka naman sa GMA at tingnan natin kung mapapadugo mo rin ang ilong ng mga taga Eat Bulaga lalung lalo na si Joey De Leon!!
February 14th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
natawa ako sa last line.
“Ikaw talaga Kris, iba ka kung manlait”. Hahaha! Tama nga. XD
February 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
kapamilya talaga si inday huh? love you inday
February 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Sana sumali si Inday ng Pinoy Idol… Para Kapuso din hehehe…
February 15th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
3rd line ni willie : Ahhh, that’s very nice. *Is your parents there?* Why don’t you greet them?
‘Di ba it should be *Are your parents there?*
anga2x ni willie…parang siya lang talaga eh..
haha…hehe…
Tama po si steve j. wala naman pong phone capability ang ipod touch unlike iphone, so no need for ‘jailbreaking’ it. or maybe its meant to be that way?…
Sana maya2x may part 3 nah!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
alam ko kelangan pa rin i-jailbreak ang ipod touch para malagyan ng 3rd party apps like the NES ROM emulator. pano ka makakalaro ng mario bros. or punchout sa touch mo kung di naka-jailbreak?
February 17th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
wee!
inday jokes makes me lol!
ahaha!
(^.^)
March 4th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
dude, inday rocks!
May 13th, 2008 at 4:35 am
hahahahaha..=]
may galit parin si kris kay inday..
antagal na nun ah..
hahahahaha..=]
June 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
naks.. tga iligan pla si inday.. mgkbbyan kame.. wahahhaa.. saya nmn
June 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
haha..kawawang papi!:P
July 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I love your post inday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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