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Welcome to UK

Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.

Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?

Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.

Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me a headache.

Inday: Oh I’m sorry, please forgive my verbosity. Here have some acetylsalicylic acid.

Dumugo ilong ng Brit guy.

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37 Responses to “Welcome to UK”

  1. 1
    jeff Says:

    bloody english

  2. 2
    Maldita Says:

    Susme! acetylsalicylic acid talaga eh noh… :D

  3. 3
    winggardium Says:

    waaahhh… wlang phenoxymethylpenicillinpotassium o isosorbide-5-mononitrate

  4. 4
    jayson bourne d beggar Says:

    ano daw? bloody hellll………………….inde……..

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    atheist Says:

    truly astounding conversation…Napadugo ang ilong nang English Guy…haha…rofl.

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    linglingbells Says:

    woah! pati ang mga britons, na-nonosebleed na kay inday!!!

  7. 7
    all_star Says:

    may makakatalo pa ba kay inday??? hmmm…

  8. 8
    markiecebu Says:

    lovely! :-)

  9. 9
    p!nk Says:

    pati british pinatulan! dumugo tuloy ang ilong! lol!!!

  10. 10
    andoyman Says:

    wow! grbe k inday!!!!!!…..talbog ung britonyong porenjer!!!!…w0o0o0ho0o0oo

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    aleks Says:

    napadugo daw ilong ng “foreigner”? in this case, si Inday ang foreigner noh…kasi nasa England siya…ang Bristish ay nasa kanyang sariling “patria”! Talo ka, Inday! Mas bright ako kay sa ‘yo!. hehehehe

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    roderu Says:

    Aleks, pano ka magiging brighter kay Inday e wrong spelling yung British mo… nyahahaha!!!

    Ibang level ito si Inday, yung aspirin eh talagang acetylsalicylic acid ang term…

    Diba ang tumalo kay Inday ay si Pacquiao?

  13. 13
    kazuya Says:

    bloody hell!

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    Boknoy Says:

    hehehe, dinugo na nga… nagbigay pa ng Aspirin…. baka mamatay na yun sa kakadugo ng ilong.

    dapat yata dyan kay inday may phylloquinone na baon lagi, lol.

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    blue_strawberry Says:

    whaaa…. you managed to come here, well, it’s expected anyway with your intelligence and eloquent English… Anyway, I wish to see you at St Martins College by 2009 if your interested in fashion or graphic design, or you’ve already finished your degree there too?

    Keep rockin’ the UK girl!

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    protoss Says:

    un aspirin b un acetylsalicylic acid? db ndi nman recommended ang aspirin jan s headache? kaya nga po ndi n nirereseta un aspilet kc un aspirin ay pra s blood cloth, if i were not mistaken. hehehe…

    tama po si inday ang foreigner dun…

    but still v.v.nice… kipitup

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    nan Says:

    anetch???

  18. 18
    nan Says:

    para nga mamatay na yung p&^$(*%#$!!! porenjer na yun!!
    ay lab yu inday!!!
    mabuhay!!!

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    Erick Glenn Says:

    halos mamatay ako sa kakatawa sau inday.. supalpalin ba nmn ang forigner sa sagot.. tanong generic name ba yng bnigay mo? hahaha

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    konradfatal Says:

    bloody hell… that was absolutely mental..mate. hehehehe

  21. 21
    DSuico Says:

    Inday invades Europe…

  22. 22
    Boknoy Says:

    @protoss,

    analgesic, anti-pyretic, anti-inflammatory at anti-platelet ang classification ng Aspirin, kumbaga…. pang prevent ng blood clot kaya di pede magbigay si inday ng aspirin, baka sakali, acetamenophen pwede pa, lol.

    kung hanap mo para sa blood clot, streptokinase at derivatives ang gusto mo.

    go go go…. Inday!

  23. 23
    stormgoddess Says:

    punasan mo nlng ang dugo nya sa ilong.., pwede na un

  24. 24
    earl Says:

    hmmm.barmy! exagerrated use of high falloting words to make it sound posh.

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    medications 101 Says:

    di ka pwedeng mabigay ng aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid) pag me active bleeding (in the brit guy’s case epistaxis aka nosebleeding). pag may headache usually eh NSAIDs (nonsteroidal antiinflammatory drugs) ang binibigay.

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    pharma 101 Says:

    inday di ba nagtapos ka na nursing sa UST? di ka pwede magbigay ng aspirin pag may bleeding because aspirin is an anti-platelet which could further aggreviate hemorrhage…;-D
    pero anyweiz napatawa mo ako kaya go girl! wag mo lang kaming lahat mapa-nosebleed at baka we would all die from hypovolemic shock…. hehehehehe….

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    .//sae Says:

    wow.so she went to uk this time.
    GAWSH,SHE’S ONE COOL MAID.
    (@ earl, i guess you meant ‘high-falutin’. :) )

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    tenju Says:

    bloody! lahat na lang ng kausap ni inday dinudugo… !

  29. 29
    ganda Says:

    tsk tsk…pati ang brit guy nadale ni inday!:P

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    JERKY Says:

    dapat dito kay inday ipadala sa ibang planeta eh…

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    KiaMei Says:

    wow! galing ni Inday sosyal na katulong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    pero sana naman wag naman sobrang hirap na english sasabihin mo!!

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    mike Says:

    acetylsalicylic acid aka ASA aka Aspirin makes the blood thinner and may result to bleeding. inday must have know this, maybe he wanted that brit’s nose to bleed or somewhat.

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    louie Says:

    idol talaga!!! go inday!! sino ba gumagawa nito?? sali nio naman ako!

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    fanextraordinairrrrrre Says:

    hi! can I post some of the posts here to my blog?Thanks:)

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    jOymz0812 Says:

    epistaxis mode ulet. :D hahaha

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    olvermax Says:

    galing idol! a walkiing dictionary chambermaid…….ehehe

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    netaholic Says:

    wala namang nakalagay sa kwento na ang Brit guy ang foreigner, yung isang commentor ang nagsabing foreigner si Inday, wahaha :]

    pede ba ko magpa tutor sayo Inday, nyah :P

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