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Meet Arajaya continuation

For the previous part, please click HERE.

Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…

Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.

“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”

“Oh, dear! Don’t you think you’re getting rude, I just want you to experience life. Okay, I’ll – ” Inday was interrupted when she saw Arajaya busy working with her MacBook.

“And what are you trying to do Arajaya?” asked Inday impolitely.

“Hmm… nothing so important. You wouldn’t understand it even if I tell you.”

“Are you trying to undervalue my comprehension by implying that I will not understand the philosophy that you are doing with your MacBook? C’mon, don’t be so supercilious friend!”

“Okay, I am configuring its IEEE 802.15 to perpetuate the distribution of electromagnetic waves from the medium access control and the physical layer to the transport layer. Later, I will also track the process from the session layers in with the packets are sent and processed for the presentation layer to convert the signals into binary form. Example, if I tried to send “Inday go to hell” message, it will me converted to its hexadecimal value which is 496E49617900676F0068656C6C which will later be converted to its binary value of 010010010111 1110010010010 110000101111001 00000000011001110 110111100000 000011010000110011 10110110001100110. Then, the application layer will check the binary value for error detection using parity bit (even). If there are errors, it will fix the message then sends it to the ALU for processing which will be passed to the CU for data transfer. Satisfied?”

Inday remained silent for awhile then ran back to Starbucks when she heard “1 Venti Java Chip Frappuccino for Inday!” to get her order.

“Starbucks bullshit!” said Arajaya to herself.

After eating, she decided to go back to her work and accidentally passed by in front of Starbucks when she heard Inday…

“I was so careless. I thought that the wit I have in me which I found flamboyant in using any language I know of would simply astound them. I was just mortified that it took me a little pinch of effort not to step beyond the waterline, to just impart to the people I formerly know of that I have grown into a better personage – not just a chambermaid whom others look down to. I was so disgraced by the thing I heard awhile ago and my heart beat faster than normal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking. Good thing that barista called my name. I just wish that someday, I would be able to face my worst nightmare that is yet to come – yet to come that will consume me and bury me to death. I just wish that day isn’t coming yet.”

- Inday nag-emote matapos matabla ni Arajaya sa Coffeebean.

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76 Responses to “Meet Arajaya continuation”

  1. 1
    atheist Says:

    May errors yata:

    “Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffebean to Starbucks…”

    the word to should be than.

    and

    “I was just disgraced by the thing I have heard awhile ago that my heart beat faster than abnormal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking…”

    abnormal should be normal.

    Please be very careful next time.

    ☺☻♪♫ atheist ♫♪☻☺

  2. 2
    atheist Says:

    It seems that Inday already found her worst-enemy-to-be.
    Napawalk-out ng walang natatabla…

    Ano kayang mangyayari sa susunnod???…

  3. 3
    Lan Says:

    Hmmm… I hate Arajaya. :P

  4. 4
    Devinezky Says:

    Kay Inday pa rin ako!!!! go go Inday!!!

  5. 5
    jayson bourne d beggar Says:

    challenge yun para kay inday ang ufet! ever!

  6. 6
    copy editor kuno Says:

    break the monopoly of astuteness arajaya.
    we have a competition now. fair competition i.e. unlike ederly on the other hand.

  7. 7
    inigo Says:

    move over Inday, give way for Arajaya. hehe

  8. 8
    nina Says:

    Hay Inday!

  9. 9
    p!nk Says:

    me too, i hate Arajaya. Go inday!

  10. 10
    Brad Says:

    @ Atheist

    “Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffebean to Starbucks…”

    the word to should be than.

    >>No, sentence is correct. If you are comparing two things, that is the TIME you will use THAN. Is Coffeebean being compared to Starbucks? No! So it should be TO.

    and

    “I was just disgraced by the thing I have heard awhile ago that my heart beat faster than abnormal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking…”

    abnormal should be normal.

    >>I think it’s intentional. Kaw na lang bahala umintindi ng humor ng line.

    Pero INDAY PA RIN AKO! SIGURADO AKONG SA HULI AY SIYA PA RIN ANG MAGTATAGUMPAY!!!

  11. 11
    atheist Says:

    Mr. Brad, I’m not imposing anything here and I’m not looking for trouble, that’s why I typed “May errors YATA”
    Mr. Brad, take note..
    “Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffebean to Starbucks…”
    I’m pretty sure that when you use the word ‘prefer’ it means you like someone or something better than another, then it means there’s comparison. Isn’t it?
    And I’m very sorry I didn’t get the humour.
    Coffeebean’s mispelled(I just copied and noticed it when I saw my post). Oh I suddenly found another error,
    “If there are errors, it will fix the massage then sends it to the ALU for processing which will be passed to the CU for data transfer…” massage should be message
    Agh, I’m annoyed, too much errors. I just don’t wanna change in my mind the way I first knew Ms. Inday’s good at.
    Teka nga, ano ba kasi ang nagawa ni Ms. Inday kay Arajaya? Mukhang hindi mapapatawad eh…

  12. 12
    manager Says:

    guys,

    pasensya na po sa mga errors. minsan pag mahaba ang contribution, hindi ko na masyadong narereview ng maigi. hehehe. thanks for pointing them out though. :)

  13. 13
    screen101 Says:

    to manager:

    sounds ok to me….

    sa ako pagsabot, ang gisulti ni inday — “my heart beat faster than abnormal” — murag nagapasabot lang nga sobra pa sa kapaspas ang “beat” sa kasing-kasing ni inday. Kung moingon ka nga abnormal, medyo paspas nga heartbeat kaysa normal. Ug kung moingon ka nga “faster than abnormal”, makaingon ka nga sobra pa jud sa kakusog o kapaspas iya heartbeat. So kamo mga banggiitan, ayaw mo away-away ha kay kita ra ang malugi.

    Salamat na lang pud kay atheist sa pag-obserba sa mga errors, maayo hinuon para naa ta mahibal-an kung unsa sakto o mali.

    Sakto pud si brad, kita na pud sabot sa “humor”. Maayong pagbasa kaninyong tanan.

  14. 14
    John David Says:

    Ano ba naman yan… tama bang magbisaya?! Hindimaintindihan yung comment mo…

    Anyway,go inday! Sigurado akong kaya mo yan!!!

    Wahahahah!!!

  15. 15
    phyro02 Says:

    hay nako, ihinto na nga ang blog na ito!

    daming ma-epal like atheist!
    kung perfect to, hindi na nakakatawa intiendes?!

    now go and break your jaw!

  16. 16
    The Gasoline Dude Says:

    With errors or with no errors, nosebleed pa din! Hehehe! GO INDAY! = D

  17. 17
    Computer Hacker Says:

    BOBO PALA SI INDAY SA COMPUTER… HEHEHEHE…

  18. 18
    tiburcio Says:

    01110111 01101111 01110111 00100001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110011 01100101 01100010 01101100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101011 01101111 00101110 00100000 00111010 01000100

    btw, “Inday go to hell” should be
    “01001001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100″ if converted to binary. Arayaja made a mistake. she said “I~Iay�go�hglf” instead of “Inday go to hell”.

    tsk. tsk.
    wag ka emote inday. sablay naman si arayaja eh. :D

  19. 19
    Buenafifing Says:

    haha lage kabalo na lagi mu english tanan! nyahaha

  20. 20
    gretchen Says:

    C++ yan ahh.. binary to decimal. woohh.. pa tutor ako kay arayaja. ^-^

  21. 21
    unknown format file type Says:

    correction

    “…it will me converted to its hexadecimal value…”

    should be

    “…it will be converted to its hexadecimal value…”

    and also, thanks to tiburcio

    arajaya, do not push yourself into the world of technology if you do not know the right conversion of binary, hexadecimal, octal, decimal….

    un lang….

    …..

  22. 22
    spongebob Says:

    nakakanosebleed..

  23. 23
    Prof Says:

    1. “Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks.” - That is correct.

    2. Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead than Coffeebean… - “than” should be “of”

    3. I was just disgraced by the thing I have heard awhile ago that my heart beat faster than normal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking. - “just” should be “so” and “have” should be omitted and the second “that” should be “and”

    Despite these errors though, I still believe in Inday. I eagerly await your next encounter with Arajaya.

  24. 24
    linglingbells Says:

    hala! may tumabla na kay inday??!!!

  25. 25
    copy editor kuno Says:

    panalo si inday sa IQ sa EQ kaya? sana may fren din si inday na PLU or gay. hehe.

  26. 26
    calvin Says:

    baka pinost ito ni inday para i-test ang ating grammar skills. para tayong mga teacher na nagchecheck ng formal writing paper. hehehe.

  27. 27
    princeza16 Says:

    request naman inday at sa manager ni inday…
    wala ka po bang friend na bading?

    gay lingo naman!
    haha..
    trip trip lang.
    Ü

  28. 28
    blue_strawberry Says:

    whahaha… Arajaya just explain the computer network protocol…. hmmm i wonder if that was an Open Systems Interconnection Basic Reference Model (OSI model for short) or the TCP/Ip model aka DoD aka ARPANET model? Since you mentioned presentation layer which is not in the TCP/IP hierarchy, then it must be the first….

    thanks for reminding me again the network protocol^_^

  29. 29
    unknown format file type Says:

    gay n friend ni inday?….hehehe…baka gay si arajaya!!!!

    hwahahahahahhah!!! joke lang…pero bka…posible..hwahahahhaa

  30. 30
    batabatuta Says:

    akalain mo si the world reknown inday natabla?????kakaiba yata yun ah..wla ka pla eh..hahahaha..joke lang..wla kasi akong naintindihan sa sinabi ni arayaja…hahaha….

  31. 31
    Justin Says:

    what the fuck napapa nosebleed na rin ako. wahaha ano ba to inday natalo ka na rin for the first time.

  32. 32
    mimi Says:

    apir Arajaya!hahaha!

  33. 33
    dubsmins Says:

    mobatok pa gid kamo kay inday… hahaha…

    di ba ganyan naman talaga… pangit naman tingnan yung movie kung yung bida, superhero… walang katalo talo… at di matatalo… di na challenging…. & interesting… but at the end c inday pa rin ang magwawagi… go inday go… itumba mo yang c arajaya na yan… sino man yan….

  34. 34
    Maldita Says:

    It’s ok Inday… Don’t be sad. You’re still the best and smartest maid I’ve ever heard of.

    Cheer up.

  35. 35
    a passerby Says:

    Hmm.. While I appreciate the effort being put into this blog, sometimes you would see the author slip here and there with his occasional poor sentences and grammar errors.

    It might be helpful if he had a few beta readers to check his entries before publishing them. That way you don’t get a slap in the face in the middle of reading because suddenly Inday turned jologs for a split-second.

  36. 36
    clare Says:

    ngekkzzzzz!!!!!!you can’t really have them all!!!!Right Inday?…..hehehe

  37. 37
    chocoboabby Says:

    ay naiintindihan ko yung sinabi ni arajaya!! haha… mag-aral ka ng networking inday..

  38. 38
    CoolKid Says:

    Aba me kontrabida na sa buhay ni Inday! Exciting ‘to! I want to see more of Arajaya and Inday in the next posts!~

  39. 39
    zykes Says:

    astig… abangan ang mga susunod na kabanata…

  40. 40
    kristy Says:

    this is a bit sad. i’m not accustomed to inday being subjected to such ridicule.

    oh the drama! hahaha

  41. 41
    unknown format file type Says:

    for me, arajaya is just an extra character…hahahah…..

    arajaya, mag-aral k muna ng networking at english bago mo apihin at mag-ala-kontrabida sa buhay ni inday….. ok….pulos mali ka pa, ineng….

  42. 42
    one of the audience Says:

    a passerby hit it right in the head

    a passerby Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Hmm.. While I appreciate the effort being put into this blog, sometimes you would see the author slip here and there with his occasional poor sentences and grammar errors.
    It might be helpful if he had a few beta readers to check his entries before publishing them. That way you don’t get a slap in the face in the middle of reading because suddenly Inday turned jologs for a split-second.

    @phyro02 and all others the others: please don’t get angry when people correct errors. kung si inday ang epitome ng Philippine intelligence, diba dapat wala siyang mali? paano marerespeto si inday, na sikat dahil sa fluency nya sa english, kung ang blog niya ay puro grammatical errors? si manaager na din ang nagsabi na salamat sa nagcocorrect ng errors.

    speaking of errors
    If there are errors, it will fix the message then SEND it to the ALU for processing…

    atsaka ispell-out nyo yung number pag simula ng sentence.

    …I would be able to face my worst nightmare that is yet to come – yet to come AND consume me and bury me to death

    “Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”
    and cofeebean isn’t?

  43. 43
    phyro02 Says:

    to: one of the audience!

    don’t waste your time and energy to things like these.
    these are supposed to be fun.

    now if it burns your skin to know that there are flaws,

    then MAKE YOUR OWN BLOG!

  44. 44
    travelphilippines Says:

    shocks natabla c inday….

  45. 45
    zen Says:

    i agree with phyro02. instead of destructive criticism, why not creative criticism? Why not Make YOur OWN BLOG!
    this is an open market. anybody can make a blog. gawa kayo ng blog ni arajaya. competition is always good on the creative plane.yun!

  46. 46
    elle_rocks Says:

    wow akalain mo un may makakatalo pa pala sa powers ni inday…
    mag aral ka pa inday

  47. 47
    kulasa Says:

    naalala ko tuloy yung blog ng isang konyo…

    tama si arajaya,

    “…I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies…”

    tsk! pinoy nga naman…

  48. 48
    Jake Tornado Says:

    Naku Inday ‘wag ka magpapatalo…You all have what it takes to be the most sophisticated chambermaid in this archipelagic nation of our sans the much-coveted territorial baseline that has been evading our legal system! Go Inday, Go!

  49. 49
    Peopsquik Says:

    manager,

    ang equivalent po ng hexadecimal na nakapost sa binary ay 0100 1001 0110 1110 0100 1001 0110 0001 0111 1001 0000 0000 0110 0111 0110 1111 0000 0000 0110 1000 0110 0101 0110 1100 0110 1100

    at ang equivalent po ng binary na nakapost sa hexadecimal ay 467E49617900676F0068676C66

    paki-correct naman po…

  50. 50
    Peopsquik Says:

    manager,

    may pag-asa pang bumawi si inday…

    ang equivalent po nung hexadecimal ni arajaya (496E49617900676F0068656C6C) sa binary value ay ganito:
    0100 1001 0110 1110 0100 1001 0110 0001 0111 1001 0000 0000 0110 0111 0110 1111 0000 0000 0110 1000 0110 0101 0110 1100 0110 1100

    ang equivalent naman po ng binary niya (010010010111 1110010010010 110000101111001 00000000011001110 110111100000 000011010000110011 10110110001100110) ay ganito:
    0100 1001 0111 1110 0100 1001 0110 0001 0111 1001 0000 0000 0110 0111 0110 1111 0000 0000 0110 1000 0110 0111 0110 1100 0110 0110

  51. 51
    one of the audience Says:

    @phyro02 and zen
    who said correcting errors is a destructive criticism? would you rather let this blog - more so inday - contain grammar errors and even worse, proliferate them?

    i’m not saying this blog sucks. we’re just trying to make it better

  52. 52
    paolo17 Says:

    epal si arajaya!

    she’s a piece of shit! haha!

    I cheer for you INDAY! GO!

  53. 53
    princesskhulet Says:

    GO INDAY! *clap.clap*

  54. 54
    ____________++++++++++++_________________ Says:

    madali lang yan kung gagamitin ang logarithms…

  55. 55
    .//sae Says:

    well, inday met her match. isa pang pampa-nosebleed.
    good luck, inday.

  56. 56
    tenju Says:

    pag nag coffe ka ba sa somewhere else di ka na social climber?

    i can’t believe people would accept this claim. where’s the logic?

  57. 57
    Rama_KhEn Says:

    god… dumadami na ang mga katulad ni inday…

  58. 58
    Rama_KhEn Says:

    inday, tila yata hindi mo binibigyan ng lugar sa iyong puso ang ating bansang pilipinas. iyong tinatangkilik ng sobra ang mga banyagang kagamitan at mga gawi. at tila iyong nalimutan ang pagsalita sa ating wika…

    sige nga, mag-induce ka ng nose-bleed using tagalog?!?

  59. 59
    ken Says:

    Inday,i am very thankful that you make maids very proud.
    keep it up! talunin mo si arajaya!
    -ken

  60. 60
    Indong Says:

    The correct hexadecimal value of “Inday go to hell” without the quotes is:

    496E64617920676F20746F2068656C6C

    I - ASCII value: 73 (In HEX: 49, In BINARY: 1001001)
    n - ASCII value: 110 (In HEX: 6e, In BINARY: 1101110)
    d - ASCII value: 100 (In HEX: 64, In BINARY: 1100100)
    a - ASCII value: 97 (In HEX: 61, In BINARY: 1100001)
    y - ASCII value: 121 (In HEX: 79, In BINARY: 1111001)
    (space) - ASCII value: 32 (In HEX: 20, In BINARY: 100000)
    g - ASCII value: 103 (In HEX: 67, In BINARY: 1100111)
    o - ASCII value: 111 (In HEX: 6f, In BINARY: 1101111)
    (space) - ASCII value: 32 (In HEX: 20, In BINARY: 100000)
    t - ASCII value: 116 (In HEX: 74, In BINARY: 1110100)
    o - ASCII value: 111 (In HEX: 6f, In BINARY: 1101111)
    (space) - ASCII value: 32 (In HEX: 20, In BINARY: 100000)
    h - ASCII value: 104 (In HEX: 68, In BINARY: 1101000)
    e - ASCII value: 101 (In HEX: 65, In BINARY: 1100101)
    l - ASCII value: 108 (In HEX: 6c, In BINARY: 1101100)
    l - ASCII value: 108 (In HEX: 6c, In BINARY: 1101100)

    So, it should be:
    496E64617920676F20746F2068656C6C

    In binary:
    1001001 1101110 1100100 1100001 1111001 100000 1100111 1101111 100000 1110100 1101111 100000 1101000 1100101 1101100 1101100
    1010010

  61. 61
    ganda Says:

    abay ewan ko sa inyong dalawa..hehehe

  62. 62
    hybridpen08 Says:

    *nosebleed* :)) magjoin forces nlng kea keu sa halip mag-away, and then rule the earth >:)

  63. 63
    Farrell Says:

    Wow, Arajaya is a Mac user, eh. Cool.

  64. 64
    jojo Says:

    “Starbucks is a den of social climbers” — this rings so true!

  65. 65
    drix Says:

    “Starbucks is a den of social climbers”

    – THANK YOU ARAJAYA. Finally, someone else realized this.

  66. 66
    avah?! Says:

    wow computer scientist pala tohng si arajaya…akalain mong alam nya magconvert to hexa decimal to binary coding…nyahahahaha two thumbs up…may katapat pala si INDAY…ahehehe

  67. 67
    thenesse Says:

    hahahha….buti nga ki inday…go arajaya..tuloy mo lang yan suportanta ka..hahha…..heheheh..galing mo mas maalino ka ki inday!!ayos!bongang-bongga!

  68. 68
    netaholic Says:

    aray ko, sa numbers ako nag nosebleed hindi sa english, nyahaha :]

  69. 69
    mayfairsnitch Says:

    ay mas love ko pa rin si inday hehhe. di ako impressed sa binary eklat ni arajaya…i hate numbers hehehe

  70. 70
    Arajaya's BFF Says:

    You go, girl! Last I checked, Inday’s the shit. :D

  71. 71
    mikko Says:

    madali lang yan, Inday! Mag focus ka. Get you mind and body working together! C’mon! You gotta give it a hundred percent! :)

  72. 72
    mikko Says:

    your* sorry, typo…

  73. 73
    mark Says:

    How about, a cameo role for Lola techie here?LOL.I mean, makakatagpo na ni inday ang isa pang pampa-nosebleed.Dapat mga programming language na ang bukang bibig ni lola techie!! getch();?

  74. 74
    Inday's fan Says:

    Wow! katunggali ni inday. .ehe. Cnu b c raya xa lyf ni inday?? xana mgkaron pa ng part 2 buk mo.ehe^^ galing..d lang ngpapatawa ang nga2wa mo inday..nka2dagdag kpa ng words sa mga vocabulary naming mamba2xa..break a leg^^

  75. 75
    nathanchi Says:

    asar c arajaya ..kakaburat ka day!!

  76. 76
    Watch Expendables Says:

    Woah website. I really adore reading these posts

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