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Ayaw makialam sa pagluluto

Habang na sa UK pa si Inday, may sinagawang all-girl na kainan ang babaeng amo.

Nagluluto ang amo pati ang isang kaibigan nito habang si Inday ay nag-aayos ng mga gamit sa sala.

Amo: (Kausap ang kanyang kaibigan nang pinatikim ang sabaw) What do you think?

Girl friend #1: Mmmm… it’s a bit bland.. let’s add some more salt..

Nilagyan nya ng asin ang sabaw.

Girl friend #1: How ’bout that?

Amo: Mmmm… I don’t know, it’s still a bit off… let’s ask the others.

Tinawag nya ang iba pa nyang kaibigang nakatambay lang sa sala…

Amo: Hey, are you two going to be sitting there jangling all night? Help us with the broth will ‘ya? See how it tastes?

Pinatikim ang sabaw sa dalawa pang kaibigan.

Girl friend #2: It’s a tad salty… can we add some sugar? or something to make it sour maybe?

Girl friend #3: No, no… the taste’s fine… let’s just add some more greens and we’ll be all set.

Amo: Hold on you guys, let me ask my chambermaid if she knows something about cooking.

Girl friend #2: Nah, I doubt it.

Narinig ni Inday ang komento pero sya’y nanahimik na lang.

Amo: Inday!!! Can you come here for a sec. Mind helping us fixing the taste of this broth?

Inday: Madam, I’d rather refrain myself from tinkering with that soup of yours. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.

Dumanak ang dugo sa kusina.

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27 Responses to “Ayaw makialam sa pagluluto”

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  1. 27
    richmond Says:

    Excellent Job goes to… Blog ni Inday!!!

    Your jokes are fantastic! It is really true that, “laughter is the best medicine”. Everytime i feel bored from my graveyard shift job especially when I am stressed out and tired, I open your site. Then, I start reading all the jokes posted. They made me laugh and felt at ease. And everything went all right like a medicine that soothes my heart.

  2. 26
    van Says:

    pati ilong ko dumugo din!!!! hehehe

  3. 25
    jordan Says:

    inday pasukin muna ang “politics”"

    one on one kayo ni GMA sa debate…

  4. 24
    brenan Says:

    KORNYYYY! :))

  5. 23
    angelo Says:

    @#16 comment:

    hey! i was going to say that…

  6. 22
    DOODLE ELMENTARY SCHOOL Says:

    ANG PANGIT NG SITE NA ITO!

  7. 21
    marivic Says:

    hahay…’wa niyong maliitin si Inday…
    baka masapawan pa nga kayo sa galing niya, eh…
    Go, Inday!!!

  8. 20
    jayson bourne d beggar Says:

    hay, ndi pabibitin ang dinuguan ng mga pinoy! mabuhay ka inday! ang lufet mo…..

    maiba ako, pag payuhan mo naman yang si Jun Lozada!

  9. 19
    Maldita Says:

    Akala nyo ha… baka himatayin kayong lahat sa sarap pag si Inday ang nagluto

  10. 18
    vins Says:

    naks! Dinuguan na yan!

  11. 17
    atheist Says:

    *dumanak ang dugo* wahahaha!!!

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    manager Says:

    tama si kulasa (#2 comment), too many cooks can spoil the broth.

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