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Si San Pedro

Nanaginip si Inday, na namatay daw siya.

Sa langit….

San Pedro: Inday, Bakit ka namatay??

Inday: Damn that envious boss of mine! If it wasn’t for her, that bullet would’ve damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me, so i had to face the wrath of Death. And so my body went through algor, livor and rigor mortis.

San Pedro: (nosebleed)

Ibinalik si Inday sa Lupa…

At nagising na nga si Inday.

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28 Responses to “Si San Pedro”

  1. 1
    Lan Says:

    Tagal na niyan eh. hehe Featured dati toh sa Bubble Gang

  2. 2
    francais Says:

    Should it be “wouldn’t have damaged” instead of “would’ve damaged”?

  3. 3
    linglingbells Says:

    wuhoooo!! nosebleed si san pedro!!

  4. 4
    oyie Says:

    i agree with francais. shouldn’t it be “wouldn’t have” than “would’ve”?

  5. 5
    calvin Says:

    weird nga pagkacompose, pero kung iintindihin mo talaga, parang niligtas sya ng boss nya, pero dahil hindi marunong yung mga doctor, namatay pa rin sya.

    so yung mga doctor ang nakapatay hindi yung boss nya.

  6. 6
    tiburcio Says:

    wow. bait pala ng boss ni inday.. :D

  7. 7
    Buenafifing Says:

    pangit na ng blog ni inday …y lain diha inday???

  8. 8
    Maldita Says:

    OMG Inday! Even San Pedro wasn’t able to bear your being so articulate and smart.

  9. 9
    col_boi Says:

    oo nga…i agree with “francais”…

    guys…feeling ko impostor to ni inday…

    maybe one of the nurses (obvious kaya na nurse ang nagsulat)

    haaaay…

  10. 10
    apple Says:

    …count me in sa mga agree ky francis!!!!..
    it shud hev bin “wouldn’t have damaged” or would’ve not rather than “would’ve damaged”…
    that only shows na tao lng din c inday!!!,
    nagkakmali din!!!…
    other than that,i still appreci8 her fluency!!!

  11. 11
    katy Says:

    tama ka APPLE!!!

  12. 12
    anne Says:

    blog lang to maxado kau nag rereact..ahahha

    try nio nga debate with inday!!!

    ahihihi…

    peace ^_^

  13. 13
    markiecebu Says:

    naku?? isa yan sa mga finorward ko na mga jokes! tsk.. tsk..

  14. 14
    -------->gago Says:

    oa ninyong lahat, as if totoo si inday! buhay si santa claus, mga gago!

  15. 15
    gagits Says:

    col_boi, sa feeling ko, feeling mo matalino ka! kawawa naman!

  16. 16
    unknown Says:

    UU NGA!! narinig ko na yan eh!! tska un sentence mo medyo paki ayos… i agree sa would’nt have…better luck nxt time

  17. 17
    kuki Says:

    wow..may second lyf c inday..heheh..

  18. 18
    trishie Says:

    haha. kahit sa langit, di tinatanggap si inday.
    panu, baka bumaha ng dugo ron. LOL! :D

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    dodong Says:

    DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU GUYS, THAT THE ONE WHO ENCODED THIS ENTRY MADE THE TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR? BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, IN THE TEXT MESSAGE THAT I RECEIVED, IT WAS REALLY “IT WOULDN’T HAVE”…..

  20. 20
    macoy Says:

    well….

  21. 21
    loveintheair_14 Says:

    grbe sa ka sosyalan mu d ka natanggap sa langit!

  22. 22
    mahiwagang_sibuyas Says:

    watdapak, talagang dinaanan mo pa ang iyong algor, livor at rigor mortis..
    deym!
    hahahahahaha pakshyet ka inday. yur da bist! :D

  23. 23
    needleheart Says:

    Well,

    It’s hard to believe that Inday can crash St. Peter’s nose!

    LOLZ!!!

    PS:

    I agree to some posters!

    There was a certain grammatical error on the context:

    “those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me”-GRAMMATICALLY WRONG!

    Correction: Those incompetent doctors and nurses wouldn’t able to help me:D

    Just do it again!

  24. 24
    leo Says:

    sana meon din sa sikat na personel sa buong mundo 2lad ni PGMA tgnan ko lng kung kaya nya ba paduguin ung ilong ni PGMA o kaya nmn c sen. mirriam santiago.
    go inday mhuaw mhuaw chupp chupp!!!!!!!!!!1

  25. 25
    myles Says:

    nakowpoh!!tagilid ka inday binabanatan na grammar mo.. walei!… sumisikat kn tlg detractors are along d way… mag resign kn as katulong …driver naman …ha..hahh

  26. 26
    dada Says:

    needleheart Says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Well,

    It’s hard to believe that Inday can crash St. Peter’s nose!

    LOLZ!!!

    PS:

    I agree to some posters!

    There was a certain grammatical error on the context:

    “those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me”-GRAMMATICALLY WRONG!

    Correction: Those incompetent doctors and nurses wouldn’t able to help me:D

    Just do it again!

    needleheart, your correction is actually WRONG.. please read it again…be sure to check how those words are used..

    tama yong ky inday..mga tao talaga, palaging naghahanap ng mali, tapos, mali-mali din pala..

    next time, be sure tama ka kc baka mapahiya lng..piece of advise lng..

    anyway,
    keep rockin’ inday! :D

  27. 27
    judy_eap Says:

    tama c “dada” ..

    i totally agree ..

    needleheart, knu’correct mu ung d kelangan i’correct ..

    may isang error lng dun ..ung “would’ve” instead of “wouldn’t have” na nkasulat” ..

    other than that, 8s perfectly fine ..sa tingin q nga typographical error lng ung mali na un eh ..

    -dudie-

  28. 28
    mj Says:

    pati b naman c SAN PEDRO napadugo mo ang ilong

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