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Si San Pedro

Nanaginip si Inday, na namatay daw siya.

Sa langit….

San Pedro: Inday, Bakit ka namatay??

Inday: Damn that envious boss of mine! If it wasn’t for her, that bullet would’ve damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me, so i had to face the wrath of Death. And so my body went through algor, livor and rigor mortis.

San Pedro: (nosebleed)

Ibinalik si Inday sa Lupa…

At nagising na nga si Inday.

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22 Responses to “Si San Pedro”

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    mahiwagang_sibuyas Says:

    watdapak, talagang dinaanan mo pa ang iyong algor, livor at rigor mortis..
    deym!
    hahahahahaha pakshyet ka inday. yur da bist! :D

  2. 21
    loveintheair_14 Says:

    grbe sa ka sosyalan mu d ka natanggap sa langit!

  3. 20
    macoy Says:

    well….

  4. 19
    dodong Says:

    DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU GUYS, THAT THE ONE WHO ENCODED THIS ENTRY MADE THE TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR? BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, IN THE TEXT MESSAGE THAT I RECEIVED, IT WAS REALLY “IT WOULDN’T HAVE”…..

  5. 18
    trishie Says:

    haha. kahit sa langit, di tinatanggap si inday.
    panu, baka bumaha ng dugo ron. LOL! :D

  6. 17
    kuki Says:

    wow..may second lyf c inday..heheh..

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    unknown Says:

    UU NGA!! narinig ko na yan eh!! tska un sentence mo medyo paki ayos… i agree sa would’nt have…better luck nxt time

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