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Siomai

Habang nagmemerienda ang magbabarkada sa may sari-sari store, nabanggit ni Ethan na hindi na lang sya bibili ng pedicab.

Ethan: Guys, di na lang ako magpepedicab. Inday, mahal pala yung mga piyesa na ni-recommend mo… yung iba di raw available dito sa pinas.

Inday: Awww, sorry to hear that Ethan. So what do you intend to do with your assets now?

Ethan: Di ko pa alam eh… food business kaya?

Dodong: Pwede yan pards. Food stall lang. Yung di malaki at di gumagamit ng gas. (sabay kagat sa bananacue)

Ethan: Hmm pwede. Anong klase kaya? Donut? Fruit shake?

Manang: Dimsum na lang iho. Pwedeng ulamin ng mga tao, di kailangan ng gas at dalawang tao lang ang kailangang magbantay. Maliit ng pwesto pa ang kailangan. (sabay subo ng pandesal na isinawsaw sa kape)

Ederlyn: Oo nga Ethan. May naisip na akong pangalan para sa siopawan at syomayan mo. Code Name: Asado! Hahahaha. O diba? Napapanahon. (habang patuloy ngumunguya ng Chippy)

Dodong: Corny. (sabay bato ng stick ng bananacue kay Ederlyn)

Inday: Pathetic.

Ethan: Pero ok nga talaga yung dimsum lang para di mahirap. Wag na siguro yung mga siopao pa. siomai at gulaman lang.

Inday: I agree You just have to get a good location and I would suggest a spot where it could easily cater to call-center employees. Why? Their break time is really limited so they need to consume their food quick and this is where your dimsum comes in. And if you operate 24 hours daily, you’ll rack up those sales in no time. All you need now is a catchy name.

Ethan: Hmm… ano kaya magandang pangalan?

Biglang sumingit ang pulubing nakikinig at naghahakot ng mga boteng itinapon

Pulubi: Ipangalan mong Master Siomai - Walang Tulugan! O diba? Open 24 hours a day kamo eh.

Ethan, Dodong, Ederlyn, Manang: PWEDE!!!

Inday: I don’t get it.

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41 Responses to “Siomai”

  1. 1
    winkii Says:

    ang slow ni inday. ;)

  2. 2
    domob Says:

    Ethan: Guys, di ko na lang ako magpepedicab.

    wala na dapat ‘ko’.

    Hindi na-gets ni inday… hehe…

  3. 3
    vldmr Says:

    Inday: Awww, sorry to hear that Ethan. So what are you intend to do with your assets now?

    it should be “…what DO you intend to do…”, right?

  4. 4
    manager Says:

    thanks guys for the grammar check. hehe ni-scan ko lang after posting it so di ko nakita. good thing you guys are there.

    all: malapit na matapos ang 2008 10 best humor blogs. please don’t forget to vote. maliit na lang lamang ni Inday sa 2nd place. thanks!

  5. 5
    tiburcio Says:

    battle of networks na naman ito. hehehe.. nice post. nakarelate ako manager.. ^^

  6. 6
    Ms Panda Says:

    haha. hindi pa kasi buhay si inday ng panahong yun.

    ^o^

  7. 7
    raymundpilapil Says:

    Panalo… Sali ako jan.. Sarap magnegosyo para di na mamasukan.

  8. 8
    pinoy websurfer Says:

    hehehe. CSI ata pinapanood ni inday tuwing sa mga oras na yun.

  9. 9
    Athan Says:

    ang galing naman ni inday. brilliant ang suggestion..

  10. 10
    roxy Says:

    nakuuu..nabobobo na c inday! lol

    elow po new poko dito makikitambay lng pow :)

  11. 11
    tin Says:

    Of course Inday doesn’t know that show. She doesn’t fancy herself as being among the masses. I mean, that show does cater to the masses right?

  12. 12
    mayyang Says:

    nice one again!!!

    hope inday will not get nosebleed…hehehehe

  13. 13
    mayyang Says:

    hey inday….just wondering if you want to get my name in your fren list…hehehehe..payag ba c manager?..

  14. 14
    rure Says:

    ang cute ng site niyo..hehe
    ngayon pag vacant at tapos na sa work may bibisitahin na ‘ko!!
    sana magkafriendster xa..o multiply..hehe..:D

  15. 15
    mayyang Says:

    oo nga noh!!!inday do u have a friendster?…para mkita nman kgndahan natin dyan…wag ka magtago…hehehehhe

  16. 16
    chummee10 Says:

    Poor inday! out of place tuloy sya, can’t relate sa “Master Siomai Walang Tulugan.” that’s a good name or catch phrase for the food stall. hehe! =)

  17. 17
    icylicious Says:

    pansin ko lang bket prang nggng corny na ang post ni inday…sayang favorite ko p nman tong site na toh..sana po ms mrami pang lnya si inday pra ms mraming taong mg nosebleed..ayt?!teecee…

  18. 18
    unknownformatfiletype Says:

    oh yey!!asteg..hehe…natawa ako dun..hwahehehe

  19. 19
    angelolz Says:

    mas gusto ko yung “code name: asado” haha lolz..

  20. 20
    CHA Says:

    code name: asado. LOL!

  21. 21
    layan Says:

    hey, bakit ng tatagalog na ung pulubi? tsaka ala ng banat si inday na matindi???? bakit???? ÜÜÜ

  22. 22
    dansoy Says:

    Sayang naman. Akala ko magkapedikab na si Ethan. Wow inday bisitahin mo naman site ko. Isa lang naman ako sa mga nahawa sa mga post at inglis mo.

  23. 23
    p!nk Says:

    “Codename: Asado” lol!

  24. 24
    girl tambay Says:

    bago lng ako.lol.

    i like Codename:Asado better XD

  25. 25
    Daniella Says:

    Tama na ang isang Inday joke para sa isang dekada.

  26. 26
    cliche_hater Says:

    hahaha. Napapanahon nga.

    Dugay ra ko gatagad sa post nimo inday! pero ok ra!

  27. 27
    Pinay Says:

    hindi nya kilala si kuya germs lol!

  28. 28
    apple Says:

    ..gets q na kng bkit d naGets ni inday!!!!
    xe ABS_CBN xa!!!
    hahaha, aus inday<mgkKampi tau dun!!!

  29. 29
    monaco Says:

    Wala bang bagong kwento si Inday? Hay, Inday, how ya doin’?

  30. 30
    siomai lover Says:

    WOW… MASTER SIOMAI.. FAVORITE KO YAN.. TRY NYO JAPANESE SIOMAI NILA SOBRA SARAP AT MURA PA. DI TULAD SIOMAI HOUSE NA MALAKI LANG.

    MURA PA, 25pesos for 4pcs. ok dun yung pork at beef siomai pede ulamin. dumadaan p ko sa mga LRT station pag meron MASTER SIOMAI. sarap sarap..hehe.. nakaaddick, try nyo promise sulit n sulit

  31. 31
    bumbay Says:

    Kay Manang Siomai na lang dito sa may kanto namen! Very delicioso!

  32. 32
    julie mar Says:

    Haha..
    PULUBI, may future ka..hehehe

  33. 33
    needleheart Says:

    PULUBI,

    ASTIG KA RIN NOH

    KAY INDAY:

    YOU’RE SO SLOW

  34. 34
    rojz Says:

    lecheeeeeeeeeeee!
    joke n un?kumukorni blog m indai ha..mgsara kn kea?hah!joke.☺☻

  35. 35
    Er Says:

    La Salle graduate ung pulubi…

  36. 36
    myles Says:

    potahh kulet ng pulubi..may angas!

  37. 37
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  38. 38
    agathati Says:

    haha..ako kapuso pero binasa ko pa ng 3 beses yung part na yun bago nagets..XD

  39. 39
    russel anne Says:

    haha..basta pag “local joke” hindi alam ni inday! puro kasi hollywood ang alam eh!

  40. 40
    Alex Says:

    Anak nang tipaklong…

    Kawawang inday di alam kung ano anG Master Showman..
    hahaha,
    she’s Pathetic….

    bwawhahahaha!!…

    :-)

  41. 41
    mj_gray Says:

    asan n ung walang kamatayang supply ng extra virgin coconut oil ha pulubi. tska ayos ka rn eh no. bkt b ang talino mo

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