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Pesteng caller

Isang hapon, habang nagpapahinga si Mrs. Montemayor sa sala at nanonood ng TV na tila parang bored ay biglang nag-ring ang phone. Dali-dalian nya itong sinagot…

Mrs. Montemayor: Hello?

Caller: Hello, may I please speak to Ms. Inocencia Binayubay?

Mrs. Montemayor: Sino kamo?

Caller: Ahh Inocencia Binayubay, is she there?

Mrs. Montemayor: Inoce… walang ganun dito… ay teka.. (naisip nyang bigla si Inday).

Mrs. Montemayor: Ahh si Inday… teka lang! (halatang may pagkainis dahil may tumatawag sa kanilang katulong).

Sumigaw sya sa kusina para tawagin si Inday.

Mrs. Montemayor: INDAY!!!!!!!! Telepon! Wag matagal ha!

Tumigil saglit si Inday sa pag-gagawa ng blueberry muffins para sagutin ang phone.

Inday: Hello?

Caller: Inocencia Binayubay?

Inday: Speaking… ahh hold on.

Sumigaw si Inday sa sala…

Inday: You can hang up now madam! I’m on the cordless!

Binaba ni Mrs. Montemayor ang telepono at napaisip sa sarili, “Aba pinagsabihan pa ako. The nerve!” Hinayaan nya na lang at nagpatuloy sa panonood ng TV.

Makalipas ang ilang minuto ay narinig nya si Inday na tinataasan na ng boses ang kausap. Pagkatapos ay lumabas sa kusina si Inday at pumunta sa sala para magpahangin sa tapat electric fan. Tila mainit ang ulo.

Na-curious si Misis.

Mrs. Montemayor: Oh sino ba yun? Inglisera mong nanay na nanghihingi na naman ng pera?

Inday: Not at all. It’s those pesky credit card telemarketers offering me a new credit line that I certainly don’t require anymore. I don’t care about their 0% credit transfers, double reward points, loans and all those things. Why can’t they take no for an answer?

Di makasagot si Mrs. Montemayor at natulala.

Napaisip na lang sya sa sarili, “Buti pa si Inday, inoofferan ng credit card… samantalang ako, ATM card lang ang meron ako… ba’t ganun ang buhay?”.

Inday: Madam, are you okay?

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71 Responses to “Pesteng caller”

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  1. 51
    lady Says:

    wow sosyal si inday ahh…
    nakaka nose bleed ka talaga!!! sana nag-english instructor ka nalang kesa katulong…hehehe..
    paturo naman ng to the highest level na english mo…

  2. 52
    tandz Says:

    galing mu inday. nabasa ko ung libro mu sa national bookstore. grabe tawa ako ng tawa. kaya un binili ko na ung book. para mabasa rin ng mga friends kong hardenero, chambermaid, trke driver, at labandera.!!! patuloy kitang susubaybayan inday. i love you..

  3. 53
    tandz Says:

    galing

  4. 54
    neon Says:

    umaariba na naman si inday!
    hehehe

  5. 55
    blossom Says:

    grabe, nagka nosebleed talaga ako nung mabasa ko yong book ni inday kahapon.. Nabasa ko lang yun sa national bookstore pero di ako nakuntento kaya binili ko na yung book mismo.. Last na nga lang yun eh.. Sana my next edition pa yun.. HEHEHE.. Nakakatanggal ng stress talaga.. Sana ma meet ko si inday in person.. Avid fan nya ako.. Bilib ako sa guts nya.. Hands down talaga ako sa kanya..

  6. 56
    maria Says:

    ..waaahhhh..buti pa kayo may book na ni inday!!! ..sana makabili din ako.. haha
    ..i love inday!!!

  7. 57
    Ekxodus Says:

    Wowww… dami pala ng nagba-blog kay Inday, hehehe…

    Tsek nyo rin blog ko about kay Inday :)

    http://ekxodus-funtime.blogspot.com

  8. 58
    spongebob Says:

    grabe yung book mo onday sana maglabas ka ng 2nd issue. yung binili kong book mo sa wakas after 1 month nabalik na ulit sa kamay ko.. grabe ang daming nghiram at bumasa… naubusan na kasi ng issue sa bookstore dito… grabe saludo ako sa iyo inday….

  9. 59
    viTaMin'C Says:

    wOww…
    indaY.!!
    hAneP ka tLga!!
    bUti nLng tLga nkkuhA na kO nG bUk mo…
    wLa pBng pArt 2?
    LovE yOu inDaY..

  10. 60
    duh!!! Says:

    U know what inday im a call center agent but i swear - there’s a lot of words in your book that i still need to check on m-w.com to find out its meaning! you rocks!

    the first time i saw ur book - i was like - “oh! she’s real!”
    - i immediately purchased ur book and read it while im riding a cab!

    even if im so exhausted from the previous shift - still i can’t get off my hands from it!
    ur a very good model - people in our center keeps on speaking in english not because of our english only policy - but because of ur influence!

    Keep up the good work!
    Lab u inday!

  11. 61
    rafael Says:

    u know what inday ? u rock .. hahah .. being a college student, i swear i need to study my English to a whole new level ..

  12. 62
    needleheart Says:

    Hmm!

    Good job inday!!

    Good Job

  13. 63
    maricar Says:

    go girl! taas mo bandera ng mga inday..hahahah

  14. 64
    alex Says:

    ewww.. nagiging kacheapan na si inday.. pati ang author ng blog nato..

  15. 65
    Olivia Says:

    i wish i had one too you now but that’s okay never mind

  16. 66
    japhol Says:

    bumili kami ng gf ko ng buk mo, and we read it together..

    hindi matigil yung hagalpakan namen sa kababasa..

    hindi ko na alam kung ilang beses kong natapos yung buk mo sa loob ng isang araw sa kaadikan…

    nakakapawi ng init ng ulo kapag nabasa mo na..

    publish ka naman ng bago..

  17. 67
    itoy Says:

    Inday! galing mo!

  18. 68
    catdog Says:

    ano ang title ng book mo?

  19. 69
    Spongebob T shirt Says:

    Wow! Thank you! I constantly wanted to write in my web page something like in which. Can I take a necessary part of your post to my weblog?

  20. 70
    rincessLiliane Says:

    hahahahah too funny thanks to the joke the title is ahhhmm the pesteng caller super social housemaid yang inday na yan ah tama yung nag sabi na dapat english instructor nalang sya

  21. 71
    dennisdy Says:

    kong ako kai inday mag tutor nlang ako kc ibang level ung energy nya pagdating sa english,, saludo ako sayo day..

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