Pesteng caller
Sep 6th, 2008 by manager
Isang hapon, habang nagpapahinga si Mrs. Montemayor sa sala at nanonood ng TV na tila parang bored ay biglang nag-ring ang phone. Dali-dalian nya itong sinagot…
Mrs. Montemayor: Hello?
Caller: Hello, may I please speak to Ms. Inocencia Binayubay?
Mrs. Montemayor: Sino kamo?
Caller: Ahh Inocencia Binayubay, is she there?
Mrs. Montemayor: Inoce… walang ganun dito… ay teka.. (naisip nyang bigla si Inday).
Mrs. Montemayor: Ahh si Inday… teka lang! (halatang may pagkainis dahil may tumatawag sa kanilang katulong).
Sumigaw sya sa kusina para tawagin si Inday.
Mrs. Montemayor: INDAY!!!!!!!! Telepon! Wag matagal ha!
Tumigil saglit si Inday sa pag-gagawa ng blueberry muffins para sagutin ang phone.
Inday: Hello?
Caller: Inocencia Binayubay?
Inday: Speaking… ahh hold on.
Sumigaw si Inday sa sala…
Inday: You can hang up now madam! I’m on the cordless!
Binaba ni Mrs. Montemayor ang telepono at napaisip sa sarili, “Aba pinagsabihan pa ako. The nerve!” Hinayaan nya na lang at nagpatuloy sa panonood ng TV.
Makalipas ang ilang minuto ay narinig nya si Inday na tinataasan na ng boses ang kausap. Pagkatapos ay lumabas sa kusina si Inday at pumunta sa sala para magpahangin sa tapat electric fan. Tila mainit ang ulo.
Na-curious si Misis.
Mrs. Montemayor: Oh sino ba yun? Inglisera mong nanay na nanghihingi na naman ng pera?
Inday: Not at all. It’s those pesky credit card telemarketers offering me a new credit line that I certainly don’t require anymore. I don’t care about their 0% credit transfers, double reward points, loans and all those things. Why can’t they take no for an answer?
Di makasagot si Mrs. Montemayor at natulala.
Napaisip na lang sya sa sarili, “Buti pa si Inday, inoofferan ng credit card… samantalang ako, ATM card lang ang meron ako… ba’t ganun ang buhay?”.
Inday: Madam, are you okay?
Popularity: 49% [?]
(24 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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November 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
galing
November 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
galing mu inday. nabasa ko ung libro mu sa national bookstore. grabe tawa ako ng tawa. kaya un binili ko na ung book. para mabasa rin ng mga friends kong hardenero, chambermaid, trke driver, at labandera.!!! patuloy kitang susubaybayan inday. i love you..
November 18th, 2008 at 8:19 am
wow sosyal si inday ahh…
nakaka nose bleed ka talaga!!! sana nag-english instructor ka nalang kesa katulong…hehehe..
paturo naman ng to the highest level na english mo…
November 16th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
wow nice inoferan ka ng creditcard hehe. sana mag published ka naman sa book. keep it up!
November 16th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
hay inday.. anong panama sayo ni alisa alano at athel booba.. yun lang.. galingan mo pa jan sa dugo ilong misyon mo.. bakit hindi ka maging isang titser?? hep… hindi inglis titser…. ang ituturo mo ay comedy 229 — 9 units un ^^
November 13th, 2008 at 6:28 am
i think it is a very good idea to include the book “INDAY: CHAIMBERMAID EXTRAORDINAIRE” to the curriculum of the schools today. aside from it’s very entertaining, it’s undoubtedly educational! right?
November 13th, 2008 at 6:25 am
i really like inday!
i really like how inday speaks!
i really like her all-knowing attitude!
i really like her confidence!
i really like her…
I REALLY LIKE HER!!!
hehehe…
well, my friends in pup and i, of course, are fans of inday ever since we knew that she is existing. I really adore her character. she’s so unique. i learn a lot from her everytime i read her stories. im quite amazed, also, on the researches made by the blogger to make inday more effective in her all-knowing attitude. the character of inday, as my friend kiel stated, taught him to humble himself as to dealing with ordinary people. no matter how powerful you are… how rich or how intelligent you are… even if you’re gifted… inday can give you epistaxis in an instant! and that what really sets her apart!
I LOVE INDAY!
YOU’RE MY IDOL!
OUR IDOL!
November 12th, 2008 at 11:20 am
ang ganda promise kapag malungkot ka buksan mo lang at siguradong hihititin ka ng kakatawa
hindi masasayang ung ibabayad mo sa com. shop