Iwas paputok plan ni Inday
Dec 31st, 2008 by manager
Pumasok sa bahay si Inday dala ang kanyang Macbook at tilang natuwa sa sarili. Nakita sya ni Mr. Montemayor na nanood ng DVD sa sala.
Mr.: Inday ano bang ginawa mo sa labas? Ba’t dala mo pa ang laptop mo?
Inday: Oh sir you’re gonna love it? Remember how the media always reminds us to avoid using firecrackers to celebrate the New Year but instead use traditional instruments to make noise like clappers, or those tow-row-tots?
Mr.: Ok…?
Inday: Well I hosed your remaining stash of firecrackers and threw it away.
Mr.: Anoo?!? Ba’t…? (namumutla na si sir)
Inday: Hold on, wait till you hear what I did. I just bought and installed 6 Bose Free Space 51 outdoor speakers in strategic areas in our yard. This will give us maximum coverage along with 360-degree sound dispersion for each unit to help preserve the depth and richness of audio despite any noise coming from our neighbors.
Inday: I connected the 6 speakers to a Denon 7.1 Channel THX Home Theater Receiver which I will operate with my Macbook where I have high-quality audio clips of all types of firecrackers. Crying Cow, Whistle Bomb, Judas’ Belt 100 pcs to 5000 pcs, Pla-pla… you name it I got it! Just select the type of firecracker you want and hear the sound emanate from our yard. Of course, we can control the volume to drown out any noise coming from our neighbors.
Medyo na-gets na ni sir kung anong sinasabi ni Inday. Tumutulo na ang laway niya at nakalimutan na ang pagtapon ni Inday ng paputok.
Mr.: Wow Inday magandang ideya yan!! Pwede mo ba akong pagamit nyan mamaya?
Inday: Of course!
Happy New Year Everyone! Hope you have a safe and enjoyable New Year’s Eve. Wag na tayong magsunog ng pera at umiwas na sa paputok. 
– Manager
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December 31st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Wow, Bose! Nasa forever wishlist ko iyan!
December 31st, 2008 at 4:31 pm
happy new year inday!
tow-row-tot—-layket!
December 31st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
hanep naman inday pahiram nyan mamaya ha
January 1st, 2009 at 9:36 am
inday, let me tell you that there are a myriad of your faithful persusers that sets you as the standard of intellect and elegance-and i am no exception. your being verbose combined with witty humor puts up the spices in every posts which make us crave for more. nahawa na ata ako sayo-in a good way-lol. you inspire me to become a better conversationalist and a writer as well. thank you for touching my life in unexpected ways.
January 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 am
okei po si inday! modern inday ika nga!
happy new year din poh!
January 4th, 2009 at 12:35 am
supah pamatay talaga… I SWEAR!
January 5th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
GRABEH!!!!
NAKAKAALIW KA INDAY!!!
January 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
pwede bang ihire si inday na totur??
January 9th, 2009 at 11:04 am
hai inday.. mka nosebled u!
talo nah tlaga c ederlyn sau!hahahah!
di tulad mo?
happy new yr!
apply namin ung idea moh tungkol sa firecrackers!hihihi
January 9th, 2009 at 11:06 am
regards cupay!
lov u daw!
January 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Iba ka talaga Inday! Great ideas!
March 5th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Hey Inday! You’re such an intelectual twit! Go bug our minds more..You’re totali cool..Y not get a degree or sumthin?