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Blackjack

Pinuntahan ni Inday ang malditang alaga na si Angelina sa kanyang kwarto para sabihang maligo na.

Pagbukas ng pinto ay nakita nyang si Angelina abalang naglalaro sa PC.

Inday: Angelina, can you cease for a while? It’s time for you to take a bath.

Hindi sya pinakinggan ni Angelina na patuloy pa rin sa pag-cocomputer.

Inday: I baked some chocolate cookies for you but you can only have it after you take a bath.

Angelina: Whatever yaya! (ngunit napaisip din sya) Ok wait, I will finish this round muna.

Ilang saglit ay tumayo si Angelina at kumuha na ng twalya at damit.

Inday: What are you up to anyway? (sabay lapit sa computer)

Angelina: Don’t touch that! I’m playing online Blackjack. I won $6 na. I will be back ok?

Lumabas ng kwarto si Angelina para maligo.

Dahil hindi pa nakakalaro si Inday ng online casino, sinubukan nyang laruin ang game ni Angelina.

Pagkatapos maligo ni Angelina ay naabutan nya si Inday na gumagamit ng computer.

Angelina: Yaya!!! What are you doing??! (sigaw ni Angelina)

Lumapit sya sa computer at napansing meron na syang $829.

Angelina: Wow yaya! What did you do?

Tuloy pa rin sa paglalaro si Inday habang inexplain ang kanyang ginawa.

Inday: It’s quite simple really iha. I first employed a multilevel Hi-Lo scheme with a side count add-on based on the Zen Count system. But of course, I was utilizing an overall true count methodology to take into account the multiple decks being used. Then I took it up a peg to the Uston Advanced Point Count method and paid particular attention to strategically optimizing my bets using the three-color chip scenario to disguise my wager.

Nawindang si Angelina sa explanation ni Inday.

Angelina: Wow yaya. You’re such a winner!

Napa-smile na lang si Inday.

(mukhang nagkakasundo na ang dalawa)

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29 Responses to “Blackjack”

  1. 1
    domob17 Says:

    wow! yaya you’re such a winner … haha!

  2. 2
    dfghjkl Says:

    ai. dapat war pa rin para maganda. hehe.

  3. 3
    jillian Says:

    i want more fights! bakit sila bati hehe

  4. 4
    Darwin^^ Says:

    sana nga nagkasundo na cla.. :)

  5. 5
    Sintoy Says:

    bata pa si Angelina kaya di pa pwedeng duguin.XD

  6. 6
    blagadag Says:

    statistical analysis ang banat.

  7. 7
    leo Says:

    ang galing tlaga!!! ahehe… npka flexible nman ni inday!!! pde kh8 san: academics, co-curricular activities, gawaing bahay, at pati s sugal!! pde k b mgapply smen!?? yayaman aq sau!!! hahaha… peace out!!

  8. 8
    cliche_hater Says:

    my movie si angelina sana kasali si inday! Haha.
    Para mas masaya.

    O kaya mag guess sa show ni yaya at angelina!

  9. 9
    hari ng sablay Says:

    haha yaya is now a winner. W .angelina talaga.

    my nlalaman png methodology ‘tong c yaya.

    nice site btw.mpapadalas ako dito.

  10. 10
    indigostar Says:

    hindi loser si yaya winner na. si Inday lang pala katapat ni Angelina eh. oo nga dapat magguest si Inday sa movie nina Yaya at Angelina. ;D

  11. 11
    renzo Says:

    yaya ur such a looser

  12. 12
    Miss Penny Says:

    Ay…my nose is bleeding!

    Pero, cool talaga si Inday!

  13. 13
    steff Says:

    congratz inday!hindi ka na loser
    hindi ko rin naintindihan sinabi ni inday

  14. 14
    simple_hazel Says:

    wow yaya s such a winner!haha!c: magbati na sana cla..hehe..no more fights..

  15. 15
    simple_hazel Says:

    wow yaya s such a winner! haha!c: magbati na sana cla hehe.

  16. 16
    JasJorge Says:

    As usual, your funny antics are immensely funny. Keep it up.

  17. 17
    mishi03 Says:

    ang galing tlaga ni inday..kahit saan mgaling..hehehe

  18. 18
    lexine Says:

    weeks ago sorry about this… when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

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    Pinoy ka? Says:

    Keep it up! nice nice jokes. =D

  20. 20
    Gusto mo Mambabae? Says:

    ayos ung iba.

  21. 21
    cuteegiftsphilippines Says:

    Your such a winner yaya!! hahahah… Yan naman si Inday oh!!

  22. 22
    grandz Says:

    wahha .. antaray ni inday kinabog si angeLina :)

    im sure na lage na acong nand2 sa site nyo nc site :)

  23. 23
    Big Bear Says:

    I need a bag of blood. naubos na dugo ko kakatulo sa tenga at ilong ko.. wahahaha! up for the blogger! woohoo! =)

  24. 24
    ronel marin Says:

    du2guin ka tlga dito..hihihi ang sayang bumalik2 sa thanan mo inday..lgi na ako dito..hihihi minsan sna mpasyal krin sa mhayop kung lugar..haha

  25. 25
    glad Says:

    galing mo inday baka maging hero ka na nyan, hire nga kita as tutor ng yaya ko! whahahaha…..keep it up marami kaming natutunan na boladas

  26. 26
    Lloydi Says:

    Mas maganda parin kung nag aaway sila mas lalong entertaining.

  27. 27
    rayleigh Says:

    Inday where are you now? We miss you!

  28. 28
    chacha Says:

    Inday, ano na ang balita sayo? :)

  29. 29
    Faustino Dhondt Says:

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