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Visa

Consul: Why do you wanna go to US?
Amo: To travel, to visit my friends, and fly the airplane?
Consul: Denied! And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-pacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
Amo: [nosebleed]

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15 Responses to “Visa”

  1. 1
    daniel Says:

    isnt the land of milk and honey - isRael?? where God promised them that land??

    hmmmmmmmm…

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    triskill Says:

    hahahah its been Conquered by US… hihiihihih

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    jose Says:

    hmm…land of milk and honey could be any place where there are opportunities for economic upliftment…..haha!

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    eigenvector Says:

    I think what Inday said was a bit too verbose, but I suppose thats the essence of the whole chutzpah. Assuming the case as it is, Inday’s attempt to sound profound in her reply couldve also been achieved reworded with greater precision and conciseness so as not to sound too, well, superfluous.

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    eigenvector Says:

    ERRATUM:

    I think what Inday said was a bit too verbose, but I suppose thats the essence of the whole chutzpah. Assuming the case as it is, Inday’s attempt to sound profound in her reply couldve also been achieved IF IT WERE reworded with greater precision and conciseness so as not to sound too, well, superfluous.

    there ya go! ^_^

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    geisha Says:

    hala! nosebleed ako dun ah..

    ano daw?

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    richard Says:

    talagang malupit si inday!! ang visa nia ay multiple lifetime!?! ipetiton muh kh ah inday?! thankss..

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    ü Says:

    pi-petition daw muna ni inday ang amo nya bago ikaw.

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    ambot Says:

    ?

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    joy Says:

    kaya ni Amo magpalipad ng plane! WOW! bakit kailangan pa nya mag-apply ng Visa kung PILOT sya!? hahahaha! LOL

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    kio Says:

    anak ng tokwa pati us consul chinurva ni inday…wahaha

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    dewdew Says:

    huh?!lifetime? sana po hindi na lang nilagyan ng multiple entry kasi lifetime na po, eh ang multiple entry is i think if i am correct is 10 years…

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    ecx Says:

    Multiple means MULTIPLE ENTRIES. This merely refers to the number of instances that a visa holder can enter a particular sovereign.

    LIFETIME, on the other hand, refers to the validity of the visa granted to the holder.

    In this regard, her LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA, simply means that the holder can enter the country anytime that he/she pleases, more so, that the granted visa, will not expire, unless otherwise, revoked or revised by the granting authority, with or without notice.

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    Mariella Anderl Says:

    Spain has been the best since long. They have the experience have been playing together long enough. Their style and control is no different than how Barcelona have dominated through their midfield. No coincidence that Barcelona and Real Madrid make up the team along with sprinklings from Liverpool and Atletico Madrid - in that order.

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