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INDAY: I left my motherland to seek meritorious indoctrination prelation in this perfidious country.
- Si Inday, sumasagot sa interogation nang pina-deport ng among laging napapa-nosebleed
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Ayaw makialam sa pagluluto

Habang na sa UK pa si Inday, may sinagawang all-girl na kainan ang babaeng amo.
Nagluluto ang amo pati ang isang kaibigan nito habang si Inday ay nag-aayos ng mga gamit sa sala.
Amo: (Kausap ang kanyang kaibigan nang pinatikim ang sabaw) What do you think?
Girl friend #1: Mmmm… it’s a bit bland.. let’s add some more […]

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Welcome to UK

Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.
Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?
Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.
Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me […]

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Nagtrabaho abroad

Nung panahong nag-aaral si Inday sa Oxford, sinubukan nya ring magtrabaho bilang katulong.
Inday: I was but a no one, an allusion to an almost nonexistent entity such as a mere speck of dust in this ghastly dwelling of prodigality. Now, I’m led by these insinuations that relentlessly transpire the totality of my personhood to attain […]

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