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On Relativism and Disagreement

Narinig ni Ederlyn na nagtatawanan si Inday at Dodong habang kinakain nila ang nilutong Paella ni Inday kaya dumaan sya sa harap ng dalawa at nagparinig…
Ederlyn: Hoi Dodong! Ambabaw mo talaga. Nabola ka naman nyang si Inday eh ang korni korni naman nya. At bakit kinakain mo yan? Dog food ba yan?
Haharapin ni Inday si [...]

Popularity: 22% [?]

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Dodong or Ethan

Isang araw, nag-aabang si Inday sa kalye ng taxi para pumunta ng gym. Napuna sya ni Ethan, ang tricycle driver, na nakatambay sa kanto habang kumakain ng bananacue.
Ethan: Hi Miss Beautiful! San ka punta?
Inday: Hey Ethan! Gold’s Gym and no, I don’t want you to take me there on that shabby pedicab of yours.
Narinig sila [...]

Popularity: 20% [?]

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Grocery List

Dodong: Sir, meron po kayo neto?

1 kilo Wagyu/Kobe Beef fillet
chinese matsutake mushrooms
powdered saffron
1/2 kilo Ocean king prawns
3.5 oz bird’s nest (white preferably)
1/2 kilo French scallops
1 Australian lobster (female)
fettuccine noodles (good for 2)
Extra virgin olive oil
burrata cheese
black truffle
1 bottle Cabernet Sauvignon red wine

- Nagpapahanap si Dodong sa isang empleyado ng Puregold ng mga ingredients na pinapabili [...]

Popularity: 29% [?]

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Nanood sina Inday at Dodong ng concert ni Beyonce sa The Fort. Si Dodong ang taya at nagbayad ng front row seat tickets…
Dodong: See babes, ibinili kita ng ticket dito sa concert ni Beyonce. Ganyan kita kamahal kahit wala na akong pera. Kahit binenta ko na lahat ng character ko sa Ragnarok…
Inday: Aw.. how sweet, [...]

Popularity: 23% [?]

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Nahihirapan na si Dodong sa pagka-high maintenance ni Inday kaya’t naisipan nyang kausapin ito habang nagde-date sila.
Dodong: Babes, you know naman na love kita diba? Pero, nahihirapan na ako eh…
Popularity: 26% [?]

Popularity: 26% [?]

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Starbucks

I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich & sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of [...]

Popularity: 9% [?]

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Advice

When you have a problem, don’t hesitate to tell it to people you can’t live without. You have friends and loved ones that you can depend on. So even if you say you need nobody, you’re wrong. Remember what MJ said to Peter Parker? “Everybody needs help, even Spiderman!”
- payo ni Inday kay Dodong nung [...]

Popularity: 9% [?]

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Heartbroken

Sometimes, we fall in love and thought that it would be endless, we thank God for it.. but when someone comes and to make life better, what can we ask God then? You know what, I would ask God to make me love again… and this time.. make it permanent..
- Sinabi ni Inday sa [...]

Popularity: 7% [?]

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Dodong’s Blues

“Just as quickly as the spring flowers blossom, they wither. The magnificence of a unsullied new bud hastily befalls out to be nothing better than a desiccated leaf; grotesque, misshapen, futile, and lifeless. But as flowers expire, nature finds a way to liven up itself once more. In due course, in their own time, minuscule [...]

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Taksil si Dodong

“Men who cheat on their girlfriends have severely dysfunctional egos.. They have brains the size of miniature lemons minus the pulp & rind.. They have the security of an adolescent loser nerd, pre-puberty.. and they have hearts as sour & cold as chilled urine..”
-sabi ni Inday,nung niloko sya ni Dodong (ouch)
Popularity: 5% [?]

Popularity: 5% [?]

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