Ang sosyal na katulong
Matapos kainin ang mga inihanda ni Inday, sumakit ang mga tyan nila Mister and Misis.
Mister: Hayup ka Inday, ikaw ang may kasalanan nito. Kung anu-anong pinakain mo sa’men kaya sumakit tuloy ang tyan namin.
Inday: I beg your pardon, it’s not what I fed you with but the amount of food you consumed that causes misery [...]
Popularity: 14% [?]
Amo: Indaaaay! Ang sakit ng tyan ko!!! (Sabay dighay ng mistulang trumpeta)
Inday: Ewwww, madam. You’ve been feasting on Elephant soup with mirepoix all day.
Amo: Ano ba yung elepanteng pinakain mo sa kin, may sumpa ba yun?
Inday: (Eyes rolling before speaking) Madame, your hypothesis is sorely unscientific and medieval. Off the bat, my wild guess and [...]
Popularity: 12% [?]
Posted in Food on Nov 18th, 2007
Isang araw ay tinanong ni Inday kung ano ang gustong hapunan nila sir.
Inday: Junior, what do you want for dinner?
Junior: Worms!!! (excited na pagkasabi)
Inday: Ok, how about you madam?
Ma’am: Elephant!! (Hehehe)
Inday: Very well, and you sir?
Sir: Fish lang… na may spiders and worms. (ngumingisi pa)
Inday: Alright!
Pumunta na sa kusina si Inday para ihanda ang [...]
Popularity: 8% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Dodong, Food, Luxury on Nov 9th, 2007
Dodong: Sir, meron po kayo neto?
1 kilo Wagyu/Kobe Beef fillet
chinese matsutake mushrooms
powdered saffron
1/2 kilo Ocean king prawns
3.5 oz bird’s nest (white preferably)
1/2 kilo French scallops
1 Australian lobster (female)
fettuccine noodles (good for 2)
Extra virgin olive oil
burrata cheese
black truffle
1 bottle Cabernet Sauvignon red wine
- Nagpapahanap si Dodong sa isang empleyado ng Puregold ng mga ingredients na pinapabili [...]
Popularity: 29% [?]
Posted in Food on Nov 3rd, 2007
Isang gabi, sinabi ni Inday sa amo niya na may special dinner daw siyang ipreprepare para sa kanila.
AMO: Inday ano ang ulam natin??
Junior: Oo nga, nagugutom na kami eh…
INDAY: Why sir, our appetizing supper for this starlit evening is “Fillet ala El Niño” - an appetizing viand originated from th outskirts of the Philippine shores, [...]
Popularity: 7% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Food on Oct 5th, 2007
Nagmamani: ah mani mani mani malutong mani kayo dyan oh! Limang piso lang mani kayo dyan oh!
Inday: Mr. Peanut, are those nuts cropped from high class soil fertilized through an advanced agricultural method to produce a rich tasted appetizer which you, Mr. Peanut, dried it in premium grade 0% fat canola oil with a low [...]
Popularity: 6% [?]
Amo: Inday ano ulam natin? Darating na sir mo.
Inday: Due to the infrequent mass media coverage around hog cholera, I’d consequently given a judgment on sauteeing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together w/ pungent white onion & tossed it w/ brisk asparagus. I’d also assented to twist it w/ fresh lemon zest & advance its [...]
Popularity: 5% [?]
Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga ‘yung ketchup…
Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ketchup has been found to be a beneficial source of lycopene, an antioxidant which fights some forms of cancer. This is particularly true of the organic brands of ketchup. In fact, organic brands were found to contain three [...]
Popularity: 5% [?]
Inalok ni Dodong si Inday ng french fries nung nag-date sila..
Inday: Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar.. When cooked in high temperatures like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, [...]
Popularity: 6% [?]
Posted in Food on Sep 27th, 2007
AMO: Leche, forget about fishes, just buy some vegetables instead?
INDAY: Duh! Can you be more specific? As far as I know, there are seven major group of vegetables this season. Should I buy: leafy vegetables or legumes? would it be the root crops or edible stem plants? crucifer or gourd family? Of course, I’ll [...]
Popularity: 5% [?]
