Posted in Christmas & New Year, Food, Health on Dec 23rd, 2007
MISIS: Inday!
Inday with a monotonous voice.
INDAY: You hollered?
MISIS: Isulat mo ‘tong mga sasabihin ko at marami-rami tayong kainan na pupuntahan.
INDAY: So what else is new?
MISIS: ‘Yung salu-salo ni Junior, ang toka natin spaghetti. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ng asawa ko, kelangan maghanda ng puto bumbong, bibingka’t castañas. Sa Christmas party ng kumpanya ko naman, pandesal at tsokolate ang request [...]
Popularity: 23% [?]
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Posted in Food, Health on Dec 19th, 2007
Matapos kainin ang mga inihanda ni Inday, sumakit ang mga tyan nila Mister and Misis.
Mister: Hayup ka Inday, ikaw ang may kasalanan nito. Kung anu-anong pinakain mo sa’men kaya sumakit tuloy ang tyan namin.
Inday: I beg your pardon, it’s not what I fed you with but the amount of food you consumed that causes misery [...]
Popularity: 14% [?]
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Posted in Food, Health on Dec 17th, 2007
Amo: Indaaaay! Ang sakit ng tyan ko!!! (Sabay dighay ng mistulang trumpeta)
Inday: Ewwww, madam. You’ve been feasting on Elephant soup with mirepoix all day.
Amo: Ano ba yung elepanteng pinakain mo sa kin, may sumpa ba yun?
Inday: (Eyes rolling before speaking) Madame, your hypothesis is sorely unscientific and medieval. Off the bat, my wild guess and [...]
Popularity: 12% [?]
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Posted in Health on Dec 15th, 2007
Namimilipit sa sakit ng tyan si Mr. Montemayor matapos lantakan ang Soba risotto with Fugu na ihinanda ni Inday.
Amo: Inday, timpla mo ko ng tsaa, ang sakit ng tyan ko…
Inday: Sir, with the limited knowledge that I have, my humble scientific acumen tells me that what you are currently experiencing is indigestion, a condition that [...]
Popularity: 8% [?]
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Posted in Health, Household on Oct 19th, 2007
Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko!
(Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)
Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL
Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!
Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?
Amo: (wipes [...]
Popularity: 8% [?]
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Posted in Health, Junior on Sep 30th, 2007
Amo: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?
Inday: He came in direct contact from surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.
Amo: [nosebleed sabay nataranta] what??! tumawag ka ng ambulansya! [...]
Popularity: 12% [?]
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Posted in Health, Junior on Sep 27th, 2007
“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”
- Sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior.
Popularity: 7% [?]
Popularity: 7% [?]
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Posted in Health, Junior on Sep 27th, 2007
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen plumbing fixture affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [Di maka-react habang nagno-nosebleed ulit]
Popularity: 7% [?]
Popularity: 7% [?]
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