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Posted in A day in the life..., Household on Jan 29th, 2008
What separates man from animals is his ability to talk and express his feelings. History has taught us to fight when our right to communicate and self-expression is suppressed. If you don’t like what I say, the way I say it, or the manner I do it, I apologize but don’t hinder me from practicing [...]
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Posted in Household on Jan 26th, 2008
The biggest star in the universe failed to tickle my five senses. I regret that my subconscious had to extend beyond its normal interval. I may have to file an acquisition permit for a mechanical device that will assist in delineating my periods of inertia.
- Late nagising si Inday at nagpapabili ng alarm clock kay [...]
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Posted in Household on Jan 12th, 2008
Amo: Inday, diba marami kang alam? Baka may tip ka kung pano magdeliver ng status report para sa meeting namin bukas.
Inday: In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating your superficial sentimentalities or amicable philosophical observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosities.
Amo: <nosebleed> Di bale na lang!
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AMO: Inday, may pulubi sa gate paalisin mo nga..
INDAY: Right away!
INDAY to BEGGAR: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs, please go away now!
BEGGAR: What?! Who do you think you are you pathetic trying hard nanny! How could you, [...]
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Habang nagluluto si Misis ng ulam, biglang lumihab ang stove. Sinubukang hipan ni ma’am ang apoy ngunit parang lalo pang lumalakas ito. Lalong lumaki ang apoy at di na maiwasang magpanic si ma’am.
Amo: Naku Inday!!! Nasusunog na ang kusina naten!! Naku anong gagawin natin??!
Daliang pumasok si Inday sa kusina…
Inday: Madam, how on earth can you [...]
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Posted in Household on Jan 1st, 2008
Aren’t you the progeny of my overload, fathom how your castigating demands stand in need of a superfluous toil which is beyond my debilitated and circumscribed puissance? i beg your pardon my masters but magnanimously ruminate, if you were in my heartrending quandary, will you still be able to get up and tote all the [...]
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Posted in Christmas & New Year, Household, Junior on Dec 25th, 2007
Dumalaw ang iba pang mga kamag-anak ng Montemayor family sa kanila upang mag-celebrate ng Christmas Party. Nag-pasiklaban ang mga batang pinsan ni Junior para makatanggap ng pera. May kumanta, nag-piano, sumayaw ng Papaya, nag pluta…
Syempre di papatalo si Ma’am…
Amo: Ok Junior, sing for us naman. Show mo yung Christmas Carol na tinuturo sa’yo ni [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Household on Dec 9th, 2007
Habang nagwawalis si Inday, nilapitan sya ng kanyang amo…
Amo: Inday, di ba matalino ka? Pwes ano ang tawag sa unahan ng kotse?
Inday: That would be the bumper, it’s the front part of the car!
Amo: Tanga! Karera tawag dun! Car race! Naisahan din kita! Hahaha
Inday: Pathetic… by a concise explanation of the term, an automobile [...]
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Posted in Household, Technology and Internet on Dec 5th, 2007
Ipinaalam ni Inday sa kanyang amo na nawalan ng connection ang DSL nila kaya’t sinabihan sya na tawagan nya ang support line para mapaayos ito…
CSR: Hi good evening, this is Michelle speaking how may I help you?
Inday: Yes, I would like to report that we are getting little to non-existent speed on our DSL connection. [...]
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“After ameliorating-neglecting, rather-the presupposed amercement handed down to Junior after his involution in a mongrel-like riffraff, I was scathingly inundated with a volley of high-pitched shrieks by my still magnificently impressive mistress who was immensely dissatisfied with my unaccounted intrusion in her home determination.”
- sabi ni Inday matapos mapagalitan ng amo dahil hindi niya sinunod [...]
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