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Napagsabihan

In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self, your soul… though i have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical approaches, it seems that i see a certain clash between your thoughts and your projected manners. you seem to be flaccid, sometimes a propos the way u establish a persiflage, and [...]

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Papaalam manood ng tv

In my opinion, there’s a clamor among almost all of the entire Filipino populace within the age bracket of 15-60 to indulge themselves to a melodramatic treat with full of exciting twists and conspiracy and its plot, which and did stimulates simultaneous emotional outburst to those who have the pleasure to enjoy them. Especially after [...]

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Wala si misis

SIR: Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto..
INDAY: What?! Are you nuts??! FYI, Sir I intend to reserve my virginity for the person that I truly love! If you think I am an easy-to-get cheap slut, well you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so [...]

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Inday: At last, thy day has cometh, fair ruler and damsel of this luxurious abode… It is with immense admiration and pleasure that I bequeath upon thee my birthday compliments… But where, oh where, would thy banquet take place, my dear queen? Surely, thou shall engage in merriment. For each year in bounty, our empress [...]

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Naospital si sir

Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko!
(Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)
Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL
Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!
Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?
Amo: (wipes [...]

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Pintura

Matapos pinturahan ni Junior ang pinto…
Junior: Tapos na!!
Inday: The area by the hinges, are you done with that?
Junior: Baket pa? [habang kamot ng ulo]
Inday: Listen boy, don’t you dare disregard that area. Don’t you know if that part is not protected by paint, the weathering process removes about ¼ inch of wood [...]

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Tutor

… A fundamental question of longstanding theoretical interest is to prove lower bounds on the complexity and exact operation counts of Fast Fourier transforms, and many open problems remain. It is not even rigorously proved whether DFTs truly require Ω(NlogN) (i.e., order NlogN or greater) operations, even for the simple case of power of two [...]

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Mahina signal

Nang nakauwi si Inday matapos mamalengke, nagalit ang kanyang amo…
Amo: Inday, hindi mo ba natanggap text ko? Tinext kita sabi ko bumili ka na rin ng giniling. Selpon selpon ka pa di naman nakakareceive ng text.
Inday: It’s not that I can’t receive any messages, it’s just that I was at a place with a weak [...]

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Namalengke

Guess what? Those not-so stunning guys keeps on staring at my newly manicured nails while the copy-cat freaks envy my stylishly cut mane. Unfortunately after a great day at the spa, I have to step on this muddy and stinking place just to purchase some veggies!
- Si Inday, nakikipagchikahan sa tindera sa palengke.
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Ulam

Amo: Inday ano ulam natin? Darating na sir mo.
Inday: Due to the infrequent mass media coverage around hog cholera, I’d consequently given a judgment on sauteeing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together w/ pungent white onion & tossed it w/ brisk asparagus. I’d also assented to twist it w/ fresh lemon zest & advance its [...]

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