Ang sosyal na katulong
Posted in Junior on Oct 19th, 2007
Inday: “What kind of dim-witted, ill-willing person holds proprietorship of this structural malady? Had he not the knowledge of the building codes set forth in international conventions by known intellectual committees. How dare he violate these rules when the very epitome if these things I say are embodied in the Building code of the Philippines [...]
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Posted in Junior on Oct 15th, 2007
Amo: Inday, nganu gipasagdan man nimo si Junior nga pirti man ning tsabaw?
Inday: Sir, according to Erik Erikson’s psychosocial theory of growth and development, toddlers normally exhibit temper tantrums to express emotions such as anxiety. And the best intervention is to ignore the situation. However, one should provide safety to avoid danger during their tantrums.
Amo: [...]
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Posted in Junior on Oct 9th, 2007
Amo: Bakit nakabasag ng chinese vase si Junior?
Inday: There is no allusion of doubt nor the presumption of guilt that a mere wanton display of a cajoling crop of youth could possibly render the horticultural vessel in its now disparaged state.
Amo: [dugo na naman ilong]
Popularity: 4% [?]
Popularity: 4% [?]
Posted in Junior on Oct 9th, 2007
Amo: Bakit ayaw lumipad ng saranggola ni Junior?
Inday: By the manner of scrutinizing the frail aerodynamics design of this supposed heavier than air glider stringed toy, I suggest that you should come up in a symmetrical airfoil, that will produce a great amount of lift, in accordance with the standard of the NACA (National Advisory [...]
Popularity: 4% [?]
Matapos pinturahan ni Junior ang pinto…
Junior: Tapos na!!
Inday: The area by the hinges, are you done with that?
Junior: Baket pa? [habang kamot ng ulo]
Inday: Listen boy, don’t you dare disregard that area. Don’t you know if that part is not protected by paint, the weathering process removes about ¼ inch of wood [...]
Popularity: 14% [?]
Junior, why do you keep watching that show with the hydrocephalic burn victim? Oh that poor kid.
- nadatnan ni Inday si Junior nanonood ulit ng Kokey
Popularity: 6% [?]
Popularity: 6% [?]
Posted in Junior on Oct 1st, 2007
Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?
- pinagalitan ni inday si junior sa sobrang lapit manood ng kokey!
Popularity: 3% [?]
Popularity: 3% [?]
Amo: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?
Inday: He came in direct contact from surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.
Amo: [nosebleed sabay nataranta] what??! tumawag ka ng ambulansya! [...]
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Amo: Inday! ba’t umiiyak si junior?
Inday: The nerve impulses from the stomach of the human body were received by the brain. The brain interpreted that the digestive system of the corresponding human is lacking substances to be burnt down by its hydrochloric acid therefore sending neurons to the eyes making it emit tears.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Popularity: 9% [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Junior on Sep 28th, 2007
Please pray for the quick recovery of Inday. She’s currently in the ICU because of excessive nose bleeding, which she had while accompanying Junior in his school’s Linggo Ng Wika Celebration. Please pass this to all whose lives, like mine, have been touched by Inday. Please pray for the quick recovery of Inday.
Popularity: 6% [?]
Popularity: 6% [?]
