Ang sosyal na katulong
Posted in Household on Sep 29th, 2007
“i understand that sexual urge is most of the time uncontrollable since a lot of factors contribute for it to be triggered..this is also the reason why some men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves in sexual acts even with someone who’s a total stranger to them..”
–sabi ni Inday sa sarili nya pagkatapos [...]
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How dare you to insinuate such intolerable act of abusing our nature from a mere scrap of humanity such as
you. If you further insist, I’ll be forced to use my mental and physical capabilities just to pulverize you!
Litanya ni inday nung may nagtapon ng balat ng kendi sa tapat ng bhay ng amo nya..
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Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga ‘yung ketchup…
Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ketchup has been found to be a beneficial source of lycopene, an antioxidant which fights some forms of cancer. This is particularly true of the organic brands of ketchup. In fact, organic brands were found to contain three [...]
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Posted in Death on Sep 28th, 2007
Inday: Are you certain that you want to transfer me back to earth?
St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka! Mano-nose bleed lang yung mga kaluluwa dito! Dun ka na uli magkalat sa lupa!
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Posted in Rosing on Sep 28th, 2007
Inday: Rosing, I’m actually quite deliriously nonchalant to homo sapiens who are unlettered and incompetently unable to traverse the models of my intellect. So, may I say that you please stick to your corner since you’re incoherently disabled to even contextualize a level headed fight with me? *inayos ang buhok*
Rosing: Di naka-reak, tinitigan nang [...]
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Posted in Rosing on Sep 28th, 2007
Si Rosing ang katulong ng kapitbahay…
“She thinks she’s the only homosapien who can utter such euphonic and erudite statements! She better think again!”
— abangan…
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Posted in Ederlyn on Sep 28th, 2007
Ederlyn: Walang hiya ka! Wala kang karapatang pantayan ako! Hayop ka! You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copycat!
Inday: Excuse moi? Me, a copycat?! Your mockery is so lame and your attempt at English is so predictable! Why don’t you open your eyes to the fact that your glory days are over?! Your persistence [...]
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Posted in Household on Sep 28th, 2007
Dear Sir/Madam,
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made an initial survey of current market prices. Note, however, that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand, which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
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Posted in Household on Sep 28th, 2007
Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma & alleviate the societies’ perception of our profession.
- Inday tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kabilang bahay..
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Nang bumalik si Inday matapos mamalengke…
Amo: Inday! Ba’t eto na lang natira sa pera ko?
Inday: Higher stock index and the low flow of investments triggered the inflation of the peso. Thus, your purchasing power is weak!
Amo: [nosebleed]
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