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Monthly Archive for September, 2007

Baket nag-iingles si Inday

Amo: Inday ba’t ba ang hilig mong mag-ingles?
Inday: Its not that I’m trying to compete with professionals and I’m totally not avoiding speaking in the vernacular. It’s just that circumstances necessitated me to speak in English because I won’t fully accomplish my job without doing so.
Amo: Ahhh…
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Ayaw ng french fries

Inalok ni Dodong si Inday ng french fries nung nag-date sila..
Inday: Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar.. When cooked in high temperatures like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, [...]

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Ederlyn vs. Inday Round 2

Mas maganda pa din ako sa iyo. Katulong ka lang!
- reaksyon ni Ederlyn
“How dare you insinuate that i can tolerate such a diabolical insult from a mere scrap such as you! Which if you further insist then I will be forced to pulverize you!”
- Inday, nakikipagsagutan kay Ederlyn.
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Confrontation nila Ederlyn at Inday

Ederlyn: Ikaw ba ang Inday na sinasabi nila? At sino ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong ako’y nananahimik na? wala kang karapatan para pantayan ako! Hayop ka!
Inday: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come [...]

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Linggo ng Wika

Please pray for the quick recovery of Inday. She’s currently in the ICU because of excessive nose bleeding, which she had while accompanying Junior in his school’s Linggo Ng Wika Celebration. Please pass this to all whose lives, like mine, have been touched by Inday. Please pray for the quick recovery of Inday.
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Bawal mag-Ingles

Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na’to! Klaro ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. [...]

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Gaganti si Amo

Overnight inaral ng amo ang dictionry para may pantapat sya kay Inday.
Amo: So inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu
casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera [...]

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Gulay na lang nga

AMO: Leche, forget about fishes, just buy some vegetables instead?
INDAY: Duh! Can you be more specific? As far as I know, there are seven major group of vegetables this season. Should I buy: leafy vegetables or legumes? would it be the root crops or edible stem plants? crucifer or gourd family? Of course, I’ll [...]

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Pinagalitan si Junior

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you! And I won’t give a damn business on the repercussions that may result in domesticating your actions!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, [...]

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Job Interview ni Inday

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the [...]

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