Ang sosyal na katulong
Posted in A day in the life... on Sep 27th, 2007
Consul: Why do you wanna go to US?
Amo: To travel, to visit my friends, and fly the airplane?
Consul: Denied! And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a trans-pacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable [...]
Popularity: 6% [?]
Posted in A day in the life... on Sep 27th, 2007
“Morons! I was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! I’m nurtured with such dignity, respect, and morality! Even poverty can’t make me do such scandalous act. Sexyness is from within. I don’t rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy outfits. So pathetic!”
- banat ni Inday matapos siyang aluking magpose sa FHM
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Posted in A day in the life..., Death, Dodong, Ederlyn on Sep 27th, 2007
FLASH REPORT: Inday is alive she’s not yet dead. SOCO found out that, the impostora of Inday was killed. Ederlyn (Inday’s neighbor) was the mastermind.
SOCO: Bakit mo siya pinapatay?
Ederlyn: Kasi inagaw niya sa akin si Dodong!
Inday: Mythomaniac! He was never yours.
Ederlyn: Dong, di ba mahal mo din ako?
Dodong: I never…. said… that I loved you.
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Posted in A day in the life..., Luxury on Sep 27th, 2007
With the upcoming holiday, I forecast travel plans to my hometown so that I may visit my family. In line with this, may I request that my financial budget be reviewed so that I may take a portion in advance? Justification as follows: for the dual purpose of
(a) finalizing my flight booking
(b) bringing tokens of [...]
Popularity: 8% [?]
Posted in Dodong on Sep 27th, 2007
I’m not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. I’m not breath takingly intelligent but I’m relatively witty. I’m not insanely rich but I’m fairly kind. I’m just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance so, hi.
-Dodong
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Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
Inday: I have computed the chair’s fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, [...]
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“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”
- Sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff.
Popularity: 3% [?]
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Posted in A day in the life... on Sep 27th, 2007
“Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot [...]
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“Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”
- Sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior.
Popularity: 8% [?]
Popularity: 8% [?]
Amo: Inday ba’t nasunog ang kanin?
Inday: “Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.”
Amo: In other words you didn’t apply your knowledge about [...]
Popularity: 6% [?]
