Ang sosyal na katulong
Posted in Showbiz on Oct 21st, 2007
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… dumating na sa kalagitnaan ng show at mukhang minamalas na si Inday…
Kris: Ok Inday, mukhang kelangan na natin ng tulong sa mga friends mo… sino ba yung bigotilyong lalaki na naka-polo? Ano name nya?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my master Mr. Montemayor.
Kris: Ahhh sya pala yun, [...]
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Posted in Household on Oct 21st, 2007
Inday: At last, thy day has cometh, fair ruler and damsel of this luxurious abode… It is with immense admiration and pleasure that I bequeath upon thee my birthday compliments… But where, oh where, would thy banquet take place, my dear queen? Surely, thou shall engage in merriment. For each year in bounty, our empress [...]
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Posted in A day in the life... on Oct 21st, 2007
I parked myself on my throne from the tenth to the twelfth stroke of the master’s antediluvian timepiece. The dreary tortuous hours, I have tolerated. But at last, triumph is mine to behold. I’m redeemed from my gluttonous mishaps. My transgressions are, at this moment, on the furrow with no ending, exiled into the mysterious [...]
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Posted in A day in the life... on Oct 20th, 2007
Alas, the springs of life are everything but flowing. My quest for my own freedom was futile. For now, I’m forcefully bound to manacles of my dismaying impurities. Sadly, it haunts me. I am a prisoner of my own.
Walang tubig at hindi makaligo si Inday. So, nagdradrama siya.
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Posted in Dodong on Oct 20th, 2007
I’m already in the spirits of radiant luminosity, my beloved friend. Such tender coolness, yet conveying a pleasurable warmth. A placid humid waft fills this otherwise musty suite and kisses my body from head to toe. My arms and face are lavishly smothered with a thousand caresses… Oh, how sweet the sensation lingers.
Exult with me, [...]
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Posted in Dodong on Oct 19th, 2007
Dodong: Inday, yor so prety bebi…. I wel cros da end of di ert to proob my lab por yo is tru as da err dat yo brith… I lab yo may lab, may darleng, may hani, may hart bits por onli yo… Ang puso ko ay tumitibok dahil sa pagmamahal mo…
Inday: Oh stop it [...]
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Dahil hindi ma-reach ni Dodong ang pag-iingles ni Inday, naging malapit sila ni Ederlyn…
Nakasundo ni Dodong ang pamilya at kapatid ni Ederlyn na sina Edermae at ang mongoloid na si Ederloo. Pati ang mga plastic na kaibigan ni Ederlyn na sina Chona Mae at Chona Jane ay boto sa kanya…
Ikakasal na sila Dodong at Ederlyn, [...]
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Posted in Junior on Oct 19th, 2007
Inday: “What kind of dim-witted, ill-willing person holds proprietorship of this structural malady? Had he not the knowledge of the building codes set forth in international conventions by known intellectual committees. How dare he violate these rules when the very epitome if these things I say are embodied in the Building code of the Philippines [...]
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Posted in Dodong on Oct 19th, 2007
Inday,
“Where fort art thou?”- in the words of Juliet in the infamous play,”Romeo and Juliet” by of course, the greatest playwright of all time, William Shakespeare. Though I am not a Juliet, I chose these words to put into words of what my heart is screaming to say to you my dear Inday.
Inday, you know [...]
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Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko!
(Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)
Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL
Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!
Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?
Amo: (wipes [...]
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