Ang sosyal na katulong
Posted in A day in the life..., Dodong, Ethan, Manang, Rosing on Dec 19th, 2007
Nag-rent ng isang van ang magbabarkada para mag out-of-town. Habang nasa biyahe biglang humirit si Ethan…
Ethan: Alam niyo ba, in the Animal Kingdom, males are more dominant than females?
Di papatalo si Rosing…
Rosing: Ok lang. Studies show that women outlive men.
May pantapat si Dodong…
Dodong: Eh diba nga, men have higher IQ than women?
Di na napigilan at [...]
Popularity: 49% [?]
Matapos kainin ang mga inihanda ni Inday, sumakit ang mga tyan nila Mister and Misis.
Mister: Hayup ka Inday, ikaw ang may kasalanan nito. Kung anu-anong pinakain mo sa’men kaya sumakit tuloy ang tyan namin.
Inday: I beg your pardon, it’s not what I fed you with but the amount of food you consumed that causes misery [...]
Popularity: 14% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Inday at Iligan on Dec 18th, 2007
Habang hinihintay ni Inday ang kanyang kaibigan sa isang sosyal na restoran malapit sa St. Laurence Institute sa Iligan…
Waiter: (galit na galit kasi matagal nang nakaupo si Inday at wala namang inoorder) Kung pwede mubalhin na lang ka ug bangko, o kung dili, mutindog na lang kaha ka?! Wala man gud malingkuran ang uban nga [...]
Popularity: 19% [?]
Amo: Indaaaay! Ang sakit ng tyan ko!!! (Sabay dighay ng mistulang trumpeta)
Inday: Ewwww, madam. You’ve been feasting on Elephant soup with mirepoix all day.
Amo: Ano ba yung elepanteng pinakain mo sa kin, may sumpa ba yun?
Inday: (Eyes rolling before speaking) Madame, your hypothesis is sorely unscientific and medieval. Off the bat, my wild guess and [...]
Popularity: 12% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Inday at Iligan on Dec 16th, 2007
(While still staying at Iligan, Inday went to Limketkai Cagayan de Oro, a 2 hour away travel from Iligan City, to shop. When the salesladies from the ****** Boutique saw her entering the shop…)
Saleslady 1: Tan-awa ra gud na nga babaye.. Nag window shop pasa atong tindahan! Murag maka afford.
Saleslady 2: Korek! Pang muchacha ra [...]
Popularity: 17% [?]
Namimilipit sa sakit ng tyan si Mr. Montemayor matapos lantakan ang Soba risotto with Fugu na ihinanda ni Inday.
Amo: Inday, timpla mo ko ng tsaa, ang sakit ng tyan ko…
Inday: Sir, with the limited knowledge that I have, my humble scientific acumen tells me that what you are currently experiencing is indigestion, a condition that [...]
Popularity: 8% [?]
Posted in Inday in the net, Showbiz on Dec 14th, 2007
I finally found a clip of a missy portraying me in GMA’s TV show Zaido. From my observations, she doesn’t exude the confidence that I have whenever I’m communicating. I noticed that she’s practically avoiding eye contact as if she’s dredging her memory for her lines.
I don’t mind being portrayed in TV but one should [...]
Popularity: 22% [?]
Posted in Inday at Iligan on Dec 13th, 2007
Nasa Iligan pa rin si Inday, sumakay siya ng trisikad papuntang West Bend Street
Inday: Good heavens! This road needs to be concretized. I do not want my unborn young to be wretched and be wizen subsequently in this unnormal backward thing called civilisation!
Trisikad driver: I could hardly believe my ears when you volitionally called this [...]
Popularity: 13% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Junior on Dec 12th, 2007
I just embraced the beauty which I found most vivid in the ‘waiting time’. I was embarrassed that it took so much travail on my part to keep my focus, to take in the beauty around me in the very moment I was living in. I became astonished at what I could see. The greatest [...]
Popularity: 13% [?]
Posted in A day in the life..., Inday at Iligan on Dec 11th, 2007
Nang umuwi si Inday sa Iligan, naisipan nyang bumili ng DVD…
Muslim lady: Pili lang, Ma’am. Fifty lang ang isa. Kung daghan imong baklon, gita-gaan ta ka discount.
Inday: Fifty-pesos? Such a dingbat you are! The other stands in this market full of grounded and unconsented DVD’s and VCD’s are marketing their unlicensed goods for only forty-pesos! [...]
Popularity: 16% [?]
