Ang sosyal na katulong
Minsan habang naglalaro si Junior sa harapan ng bahay nila ay nakita nya ang pulubing naglalakad.
Tinawag nya si Inday…
Junior: Yaya tignan mo ang pulubi o. Kadiri ang dumi dumi tapos parang baliw. Kawawa naman sya, parang wala syang tirahan at wala ring makain.
Inday: Iho, what did you learn at school about first impressions? Do not [...]
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Isang hapon, dumaan na naman ang pulubi sa kanila Inday. Kumakatok ito sa gate at nanghihingi ng makakain.
Amo: Inday, bigay mo nga ang tirang pandesal dun sa pulubi sa gate.
Inday: Yes madam!
Pumunta si Inday sa gate at inabot sa pulubi ang pandesal. Nanonood lang ang amo nya sa may pinto.
Inday: Here! Off you go!
Tinanggap ng [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Abroad on Feb 24th, 2008
INDAY: I left my motherland to seek meritorious indoctrination prelation in this perfidious country.
- Si Inday, sumasagot sa interogation nang pina-deport ng among laging napapa-nosebleed
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Posted in Death on Feb 23rd, 2008
Nanaginip si Inday, na namatay daw siya.
Sa langit….
San Pedro: Inday, Bakit ka namatay??
Inday: Damn that envious boss of mine! If it wasn’t for her, that bullet would’ve damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Arajaya on Feb 22nd, 2008
For the previous part, please click HERE.
Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…
Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.
“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”
“Oh, dear! Don’t [...]
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Habang na sa UK pa si Inday, may sinagawang all-girl na kainan ang babaeng amo.
Nagluluto ang amo pati ang isang kaibigan nito habang si Inday ay nag-aayos ng mga gamit sa sala.
Amo: (Kausap ang kanyang kaibigan nang pinatikim ang sabaw) What do you think?
Girl friend #1: Mmmm… it’s a bit bland.. let’s add some more [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Arajaya on Feb 20th, 2008
Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.
But since Arajaya is a [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Abroad on Feb 19th, 2008
Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.
Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?
Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.
Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Abroad on Feb 18th, 2008
Nung panahong nag-aaral si Inday sa Oxford, sinubukan nya ring magtrabaho bilang katulong.
Inday: I was but a no one, an allusion to an almost nonexistent entity such as a mere speck of dust in this ghastly dwelling of prodigality. Now, I’m led by these insinuations that relentlessly transpire the totality of my personhood to attain [...]
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Posted in A day in the life..., Ederlyn, Showbiz on Feb 16th, 2008
For the previous part, please click HERE.
Talent portion na ni Inday.
Willie: Ok Inday, anong talent ang gagawin mo ngayon?
Inday: I suppose I could sing one of my favorites, Time to Say Goodbye.
Willie: Sige, Ladies and Gentleman… Ms. Inday.
Pumwesto na si Inday sa harap ng entablado. Pinatahimik niya ang audience… nakatingin lang sa kanya si Kris. [...]
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