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Monthly Archive for November, 2008

Don’t text while driving

Inday: Using mobile phone while driving relegates safety on roads to the backseat, it is pointed out that the use of mobile phones while driving greatly increased the risk of having an accident. It also revealed that increased danger exists when phones are hand-held rather than hands-free.
(saway ni Inday sa school bus driver ni Junior [...]

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Paki-translate

Sa isang mall…
Foreigner: Miss, do you mind translating these writings to English please? (tinuturo ang mga nakasulat sa likod ng box ng bibilhin niyang item. Nakasulat ito sa Tagalog.)
Tindera: (mangiyak-ngiyak dahil di niya alam ang translation) “Ah…the…the..fffrr..ah..”
Narinig ito ni Inday na tumitingin lamang ng mga laptop at naisipang tulungan ang tindera.
Inday: Ahm..excuse me sir, are [...]

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Make-up

(day-off ni Inday)
Mrs.: Aba, ang ganda mo ngayon Inday ah! San ka ba pupunta?
Inday: I need to visit my friend, she’s very ill.
Mrs.: Ah ganun ba. Avon din ba yang make-up mo tulad nung sakin?
Inday: Sorry?
Mrs: Bingi…(pabulong) Sabi ko Avon din ba ang mga make-up mo?!?
Inday: No, no, no. I use The Lash Queen Gold [...]

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Fluoride

Isang hapon habang nagwawalis si Inday sa tapat ng bahay nila ay nakita sya ni Dodong.
Dahan dahang lumalakad si Dodong patungo kay Inday habang nagsasalitang mag-isa…
Dodong: Alam niyo ba ang mortal na kalaban ng ngipin naten?
Dodong: Tooth Decay! (Napatigil si Inday sa pagwawalis at napatingin kay Dodong)
Dodong: At alam niyo ba.. ang pinaka-effective na [...]

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