Blog ni Inday!

Sorry guys, I’m quite busy these days so I can’t come up with new content for the site. If you have your own, please do e-mail them at blogniinday@gmail.com.

I would like to share my top 10 Inday stories (series not included) so far in no particular order:

• Pacquiao vs. Barrera
• Paalam Kokey
• Na-interview si Inday sa Boy and Kris
• Puzzle
• Men vs. Woman (based on KC Concepcion’s Globe commercial)
• Grocery List
• MMDA
• FHM Offer
• Errand
• Pintura (based on the Colgate commercial of Carmina Villaroel and her son)

Have fun reminiscing. Hirap maghanap ng top 10 due to the number of stories already available.

What’s your favorite non-series story?

- Manager

Popularity: 51% [?]

Isang hapon ay nagkwekwentuhan ang magbarkada sa may isawan sa kanto habang nag-memerienda.

Ederlyn: Eto, I have a question para sa inyo ga. Ano ang pinakamasakit na experience ang naranasan na ninyu?

Napaisip ang iba.

Dodong: Siguro sa akin ay yung pagpili sa isang babae pero parehong mahal mo ang dalawa. Para talagang nahahati ang puso ko. (sabay kagat sa isaw)

Ederlyn: Ay yung sa akin yung binuhos mo ang pagmamahal mo sa isang lalaki pero kulang pa rin at iniwan ka. (sabay lagok sa softdrink)

Ethan: Wala pa ko masyadong experience pagdating sa sa pagmamahal eh. Siguro masakit na sa’ken yung binati mo ng good morning pero di ka pinansin. Hehehe. (sabay kagat sa bananacue) 

Inday: I guess mine would be not showing my affection to someone and by the time that I realize that he’s the one I love, he’s slowly pulling away. (sabay subo sa baon nyang blanched green and white asparagus with lemon thyme and Parmesan vinaigrette)

Pulubi: Sa akin naman yung bihis na bihis ka na pero di ka pala kasama sa lakad. Sakit nun. Hirap kaya ako maghanap ng maisusuot tapos di rin pala ako kasama. Tsk. (hihingi pa sa kinakain ni Inday) 

Napatingin na lang sila Inday sa pulubing nakiki-merienda.

Popularity: 80% [?]

Minsan habang naglalaro si Junior sa harapan ng bahay nila ay nakita nya ang pulubing naglalakad.

Tinawag nya si Inday…

Junior: Yaya tignan mo ang pulubi o. Kadiri ang dumi dumi tapos parang baliw. Kawawa naman sya, parang wala syang tirahan at wala ring makain.

Inday: Iho, what did you learn at school about first impressions? Do not estimate the value of the contents of a bound, printed narrative from its exterior vesture.

(Hindi ata agree si Inday na kaawa-awa ang pulubing nakita)

Popularity: 48% [?]

Isang hapon, dumaan na naman ang pulubi sa kanila Inday. Kumakatok ito sa gate at nanghihingi ng makakain.

Amo: Inday, bigay mo nga ang tirang pandesal dun sa pulubi sa gate.

Inday: Yes madam!

Pumunta si Inday sa gate at inabot sa pulubi ang pandesal. Nanonood lang ang amo nya sa may pinto.

Inday: Here! Off you go!

Tinanggap ng pulubi ang tinapay…

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Popularity: 58% [?]

INDAY: I left my motherland to seek meritorious indoctrination prelation in this perfidious country.

- Si Inday, sumasagot sa interogation nang pina-deport ng among laging napapa-nosebleed

Popularity: 49% [?]

Nanaginip si Inday, na namatay daw siya.

Sa langit….

San Pedro: Inday, Bakit ka namatay??

Inday: Damn that envious boss of mine! If it wasn’t for her, that bullet would’ve damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those incompetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me, so i had to face the wrath of Death. And so my body went through algor, livor and rigor mortis.

San Pedro: (nosebleed)

Ibinalik si Inday sa Lupa…

At nagising na nga si Inday.

Popularity: 36% [?]

For the previous part, please click HERE.

Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…

Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.

“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”

“Oh, dear! Don’t you think you’re getting rude, I just want you to experience life. Okay, I’ll – ” Inday was interrupted when she saw Arajaya busy working with her MacBook.

“And what are you trying to do Arajaya?” asked Inday impolitely.

“Hmm… nothing so important. You wouldn’t understand it even if I tell you.”

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Popularity: 57% [?]

Habang na sa UK pa si Inday, may sinagawang all-girl na kainan ang babaeng amo.

Nagluluto ang amo pati ang isang kaibigan nito habang si Inday ay nag-aayos ng mga gamit sa sala.

Amo: (Kausap ang kanyang kaibigan nang pinatikim ang sabaw) What do you think?

Girl friend #1: Mmmm… it’s a bit bland.. let’s add some more salt..

Nilagyan nya ng asin ang sabaw.

Girl friend #1: How ’bout that?

Amo: Mmmm… I don’t know, it’s still a bit off… let’s ask the others.

Tinawag nya ang iba pa nyang kaibigang nakatambay lang sa sala…

Amo: Hey, are you two going to be sitting there jangling all night? Help us with the broth will ‘ya? See how it tastes?

Pinatikim ang sabaw sa dalawa pang kaibigan.

Girl friend #2: It’s a tad salty… can we add some sugar? or something to make it sour maybe?

Girl friend #3: No, no… the taste’s fine… let’s just add some more greens and we’ll be all set.

Amo: Hold on you guys, let me ask my chambermaid if she knows something about cooking.

Girl friend #2: Nah, I doubt it.

Narinig ni Inday ang komento pero sya’y nanahimik na lang.

Amo: Inday!!! Can you come here for a sec. Mind helping us fixing the taste of this broth?

Inday: Madam, I’d rather refrain myself from tinkering with that soup of yours. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.

Dumanak ang dugo sa kusina.

Popularity: 41% [?]

Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.

But since Arajaya is a woman of sophistication, she decided to just ignore the crowd and let them live the way they wanted.

Suddenly, she felt a strong chill. She felt a very odd sensation from her nape to her head – the FEELING of being watched. But then again, Arajaya never gave a damn.

When she was about to eat her hot pandesal, she started to hear a familiar voice from her back.

“What a very small world” said the woman in a maid’s uniform.

Arajaya turned around and was surprised by what she saw.

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Popularity: 49% [?]

Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.

Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?

Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.

Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me a headache.

Inday: Oh I’m sorry, please forgive my verbosity. Here have some acetylsalicylic acid.

Dumugo ilong ng Brit guy.

Popularity: 37% [?]