Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.
But since Arajaya is a woman of sophistication, she decided to just ignore the crowd and let them live the way they wanted.
Suddenly, she felt a strong chill. She felt a very odd sensation from her nape to her head – the FEELING of being watched. But then again, Arajaya never gave a damn.
When she was about to eat her hot pandesal, she started to hear a familiar voice from her back.
“What a very small world” said the woman in a maid’s uniform.
Arajaya turned around and was surprised by what she saw.
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Nung bago pa lang si Inday sa UK ay binati sya ng isang kapitbahay nang palabas sya sa kanyang tinitirahan.
Brit Guy: Eh up! You’re new around here aren’t ya?
Inday: That’s a very astute observation, I admire your perspicacity. Yes, I recently migrated from a distant sovereign state.
Brit Guy: Ugghh, your fancy words are giving me a headache.
Inday: Oh I’m sorry, please forgive my verbosity. Here have some acetylsalicylic acid.
Dumugo ilong ng Brit guy.
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Nung panahong nag-aaral si Inday sa Oxford, sinubukan nya ring magtrabaho bilang katulong.
Inday: I was but a no one, an allusion to an almost nonexistent entity such as a mere speck of dust in this ghastly dwelling of prodigality. Now, I’m led by these insinuations that relentlessly transpire the totality of my personhood to attain full, imbued avengement. It is I, Inday.
- Sagot ni Inday sa inaaplayang amo sa UK matapos tanungan ng “Do you understand English?”
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Talent portion na ni Inday.
Willie: Ok Inday, anong talent ang gagawin mo ngayon?
Inday: I suppose I could sing one of my favorites, Time to Say Goodbye.
Willie: Sige, Ladies and Gentleman… Ms. Inday.
Pumwesto na si Inday sa harap ng entablado. Pinatahimik niya ang audience… nakatingin lang sa kanya si Kris. Sinenyasan nya ang DJ na patugtugin ang kanyang CD dahil di kakayanin ng banda patugtugin ang kakantahin nya.
Nagsimula na si Inday kumanta…
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Valentine’s Day na at wala pang naiisip si Dodong kung san sila magde-date ni Inday.
Dodong: Babes, san mo gustong kumain? Ilang buwan ko rin pinag-ipunan itong date naten kaya kung san gusto mo, kaya ko. Di tayo magde-date sa mga pipitsuging kainan. Kung gusto mo, sa Kenny Roger’s or sa Sbarro pa eh.
Inday: Oh, that’s sweet of you Dodong. I have just the right place in mind! Can we eat at Bistro Filipino?
Napaisip si Dodong. Hmmm, siguro parang Kamayan lang yun. Pinoy foods kaya mura lang siguro.
Dodong: Sure sweetie, Bistro Filipino tayo. San ba yun?
Inday: Great, it’s located at the Fort!! Let me just get my things!
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Naisipan din na kausapin ni Willie si Inday ng Ingles. Alam niyo naman si papi, palabiro.
Willie: So Inday, how are you today?
Inday: I just answered that question earlier. If you have nothing else left to ask, can we just continue?
Willie: Ahhmm, it’s ok. I still have some questions for you. Ahh, what province are you from?
Inday: I’m from the City of Majestic Waterfalls, Iligan.
Willie: Ahhh, that’s very nice. Is your parents there? Why don’t you greet them?
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Naging contestants sina Inday at Ederlyn sa Wowowee.
Willie: Kapamilya, ang ating mga kalahok ngayon ay mga maid or mga yaya… mga kasambahay minsan kung tawagin. Sila ang dahilan kung baket nananatiling malinis ang bahay natin, may pagkain sa hapagkainan kung pagod tayo para magluto. Sila ang naghuhugas ng pinggan, naglalaba at nag-aalaga sa mga anak natin. Aminin na naten, mahihirapan din tayo pag wala sila.
Willie: Sige tawagin na naten ang mga unang maglalaro.
Umentra sina Inday at Ederlyn at pumwesto sa magkabilang panig ni Willie.
Kinausap muna ni Willie si Ederlyn. Excited sobra si Ederlyn, sigaw ng sigaw ng “Papiii”!!
Willie: Hello kamusta ka? Anong name mo?
Ederlyn: Ederlyn po papi!! I’m fine thanks!!! (excited talaga)
Willie: Ederlyn, taga-saang probinsya ka?
Ederlyn: I’m from here lang in Metro Manila papi!!! You’re hansam pala in personal!
Willie: Wow, thank you ha. Ilang taon ka na Ederlyn?
Ederlyn: 20 po papi!!
Willie: Ahh, kamusta mga magulang mo, nasan sila?
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to inform you that I would greatly be indebted if you could divert my monthly remunerations to my Paypal account instead of handing it to me in a piece of envelope.
This way, it would be easier for me to transfer money to my parents in the province who have their own Paypal accounts as well. Since I’m seldom allowed to take any day off, I usually do my shopping online so having money in my Paypal would be beneficial for us all.
If you don’t have a Paypal account or don’t know how to conceive one, I would be predisposed to walk you through it.
Awaiting your favorable response,
Inday
- nagpapaalam si Inday na ilagay na lang sa Paypal nya ang kanyang sahod imbes na iabot sa kanya.
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Isang gabi, lumabas ang mag-asawang Montemayor sa kanilang bakuran para magpahangin.
Habang naglalakad, napadaan sila sa sampayan at napansin ni Mister ang mga nakasampay na bra at panty. Nilapitan niya ang mga ito…
Mister: Uy dear, bago ba ‘to? Ganda ah, ikaw talaga alam mo yung nagpapainit ng dugo ko. Ano bang brand ng mga ito para mabilhan ka pa ng marami… (tinignan nya maigi ang mga brand)… Agent Provocateur, Freya, Au… Aubad? Aubeyd?
Misis: Hoi ano ba yang pinaggagawa mo. (Sabay batok kay mister) Sira kay Inday yan! Ayun sa akin o (sabay turo sa kabilang sampayan)… yung mga Barbizon pati So-en. Wag mong pakialaman yan!
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Umabot na sa 20,000-peso question si Inday. Isa na lang ang natitirang mob member na si Manang. Pagod na si Doods dahil lagi na lang napapahiya.
Edu: Ok Inday, last question na. Pag nasagot mo ito ng tama you will go home with 2 million pesos. If not, you will go home with nothing! Ang problema ay wala ka ng help na natitira at…
Inday: Mr. Manzano, what would any help do with only 1 mob member left?
Edu: (Napaisip si Doods… Sagot ng nakararami… Sagot ng dalawa…) Ahhmm… oo nga no. Anyway, are you ready to take on the mob with this last question?
Inday: Yes I am!
Edu: Ok, it is now…1!!! versus….1!!!! (Parang ang panget pakinggan, sabi ni Doods sa sarili)
Ethan: Go Inday!!! (sigaw ni Ethan)
Kris: Go Manang, beat mo yan si Inday para naman matauhan. (sigaw ni Kris from the side)
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